Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ #chaldeaibiza [After the AGONIZING F**T TOWER EVENT, HE ISN'T PLEASED IN THE SLIGHTEST BY LEGALLY DISTINCT DIONYSUS'S PLOY.] I'm gonna get Lady Skadi to freeze him into grape popsicles.
Chaldea Summer Nightlife
by @beyondthegraysky.bsky.social
Chaldea's Road Trip to Ibiza! After the Mediterranean sea of 2019 goes dark, it's up to Chaldea to investigate what happened. Gods wishing the best for humanity mix up for a one early summer's confusion and delights. With love, from the moon. Posts are added from the #chaldeaIbiza tag.
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Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ 
𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. On the roof now, posted up. Which way is it rolling out from...? #chaldeaibiza
Matthew du Fontaine #ChaldeaIbiza Hold on... This is Bacchus, a proper Divine Spirit, then. [It takes Matt longer he'd like to admit to realise this.] ... You're a miniboss sent by something massively strong, aren't you. The actual problem's in Ibiza, but why flood this city to stop us!?
Romani archaman From the top of 'La Pedrera, a man can be seen looking down at you all. Resting on the open balcony, lazily sipping a bottle of expensive spirits, he grins at the antics and struggles you all are facing. 〘 Welcome to Barcelona, #ChaldeaIbiza. I'm your host, Bacchus. So pleased to meet all of you- 〙
Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ [Staring out at the sea, taking in the night sky and the moon reflecting off the clear water.] ..... [No, he doesn't have a dress shirt on, just swim trunks and a T-shirt.] #ChaldeaIbiza
𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. Rocking this to the katana fights. #ChaldeaIbiza
W. Macinorg [ With the wall crossed over... The second part of the trip starts. ] #ChaldeaIbiza
PartyKing69 NOW THIS IS THE LIFE #chaldeaibiza
𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. [New Message in the General Channel on Chaldea's Slack!] Found this little guy during our stop for gas here. If anyone spots a good place for him let me know. #chaldeaibiza
W. Macinorg #ChaldeaIbiza Well... I'd say we're at the borders of the Singularity. We'll drive through this when everyone feels better from yesterday.
𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. Well, well. Look who I found at the pit stop. #chaldeaibiza
W. Macinorg W. Macinorg That was very bad. #ChaldeaIbiza
Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ AYE, COMPLAINTS GUY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON, ON THE ROAD?! #ChaldeaIbiza
𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. W. Macinorg #ChaldeaIbiza Just as you near the Andorran frontier with Spain... There's a horde of businessmen trying to break into Andorra for the tax benefits! Will you crash? Will you fly over them? Lady luck declares...
𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. #ChaldeaIbiza All loaded up and ready to go.
W. Macinorg #ChaldeaIbiza The race is off! The lower the roll, the worse they have it! Vehicles that get less of than 3 will have trouble getting the car to even turn on, whereas 4-5 will be struggling with an engine stalling. 8-10 get a Mario Kart boost!
Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ #chaldeaibiza TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!
W. Macinorg #ChaldeaIbiza Let's go.