🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Um, bitch what? 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Um. Okay. I went for a walk this morning and there's this port-o-potty just sitting on the side of the highway.
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 1 / 2
With and without the poor woman’s Botox (sunglasses.)
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 oh shit, it's expired
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 you guys, it's happening
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 made fig bread for a friend who is sad
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Masked up and went to the gym today and then came home and showered and put on makeup AND did my hair. I don't even know who I am.
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 New shirt who dis
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 My daughter’s friend (and sort of my unofficial kid too) just texted me after looking at my Bluesky. An 18 y/o thinks I’m “so funny, bro.” I’m so cool fr fr deadass no cap highkey on god.
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 the turmoil over what to wear when I meet my internet bf IRL has come to an end
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 tall girl energy on my walk this morning
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 🗣️I'M ON MY PERIOD🗣️
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 I have not been this sick since I had COVID 2 years ago. I even have a fever. Just a cold, I think, but man, of course I get sick right when I lose my insurance. I NEVER GET SICK.
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Cock worshiper blocked me. Cock blocked. I am not okay. 💔💔💔💔😓😓😓😓
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Last night at the show a drunk guy was basically like ON my shoulder, almost looking at my phone with me and leaning on me. I had a pocket knife in my jacket and didn't choose violence, so please clap. At one point he said, "you smell so good" and I was like, "weird, b/c you really don't."
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 Crying! At the Punk Show 😍Lagwagon😍 played Brown Eyed Girl, which my dad used to play for me (bc you know-brown eyed girl.) There was 1 woman to 7819 dudes at this show & the guys beside me held me up & scream-sang it to me. Festival ended on a high note, despite the wind and some rain (bad hair!)