Jack Boot I promise you son, you don't want to text her that pic. She might be polite for your sake but this is all she sees.
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Jack Boot Jack Boot A relaxing morning in the garden. Take them when you can get them.
Jack Boot Wait. Those aren't real Starfleet officers in those uniforms. It's stolen velour!
Jack Boot A show recommendation if you can get it. We watch it on Paramount+. Colin from Accounts. There is no accounting. Colin is the dog. Season 3 is coming out soon. It's Australian.
Jack Boot Sorry Mr. Lightfoot. You gotta get with the times. We own everything!
Jack Boot Sorting through my passed away father-in-law's old files. He kept EVERYTHING. I came across this old TWA boarding pass sleeve and got a chuckle out of their self promotion. "OUR MILES HAVE NO EXPERATION DATE." Oh yes they do.
Jack Boot Stealers Wheel?
Jack Boot When I was a kid, the go to for an unattractive woman was Phyllis Diller. As a comedian, she screwed up her hair, makeup and clothing to lean into the joke. As an old guy, I can see through it now and she was a nice looking lady. RIP Phyllis.
Jack Boot Jeff Bridges and Clint Eastwood when movies were cool.
Jack Boot Go find and watch Colossus - The Forbin Project. It's free on Vimeo. It's a frighteningly prescient look at AI (before we called it that) all the way back in 1970. Two super computers in different nations designed to fight each other decide to join forces. Good luck humanity.
Jack Boot They were called shoe salesmen, ladies, and they would seduce you right there in front of your husband.
Jack Boot Eeyore is just too beautiful for this world.
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Say Hello to Liberty Biberty? Liberty Mutual should fire their advertising agency and demand their money back. They were robbed.
Jack Boot Remember when certain album covers were iconic? Even if you were a kid and didn't know anything about the band or their work, you saw the cover art in poster form in the record stores. All gone now.
Jack Boot Why there are no Dutch ninjas.
Jack Boot I was watching this question/answer card style interview with the Project Hail Mary creator team. Then I read the top comment with 21K likes and then I couldn't stop seeing it.
Jack Boot Angry customer: I got explosive diarrhea after I ate at your restaurant! Taco Bell customer relations: ... and?