jordan [ham] big mistake giving me a business credit card because h e l l yes I am having wendy’s delivered for a working lunch. and my accountant can figure that out later here’s my accountant:
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jordan [ham] jordan [ham] haven’t done my ballot research yet (which is such a wild thing to have to say) BUT I saw this and it made me think that I love how we need a degree in, like, organic chemistry to be able to determine what to vote for to actually vote for what we want
jordan [ham] I lost my second dad last night. thank you to everyone who shared the gofundme. we are in complete shock over this and still need all the help we can get. found an old pic of us - and he just left me a voicemail shouting IM FIFTY! FIVE OH! so silly that an snl character was our thing forever
jordan [ham] got my covid and flu vax at cvs. please do the same to help protect my immunocompromised ass. also! be nice to the pharmacy staff, they have the worst jobs ever, are overworked and underpaid, and hate it there as much as you
jordan [ham] i’m fighting with management at the complex I rent from about some wildly high utilities bills and long story short they got mad at me and are now sending email blasts to all residents that we can’t feed the squirrels lol THEY HAVE NO CLUE THE WAR THEY HAVE JUST STARTED WITH ME
jordan [ham] hey hi i’m still working out in the water and have become a mother of the squirrels. I am posting it all on the instagram app so if you’re still giving zuckerberg your data, pls follow me. it’s lonely there.
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hi pls join me in this fever dream where I was awake 24 hours and binged cape fear on apple (laugh out loud riot imho) and then caught up on HOD only to keep thinking rhanaeyra was the daughter in cape fear and being so confused as to what I was watching
jordan [ham] my life goal was achieved today so i’m fine if my cats eat me now