Nobody in your industry had an original thought this year. Not you. Not the guy with 400k followers either. He just said the obvious one first. Loud. Repeatedly. Say the obvious thing. Say it first. ↓ Repost this to your network and follow for more.
Don't Be A Little Pitch
by @brycenorth.bsky.social
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Go be loud. You don't need more experience. You need to stop waiting for someone to hand you the megaphone and just grab it. The year's not slowing down for you to feel ready.
My best client-getting tool this quarter wasn't AI. It was a dog. A gif. Wagging its tail. Staring you down. Reply or he stares forever. Everyone around me is optimizing prompts. I'm licking envelopes. Follow for more advice your marketing professor wouldn't approve of.
Go be annoying. Take up space. Here's a sticker for sending one pitch. Not because it's hard. Because most founders never do it. You don't need the perfect pitch. You need the one that's sitting in your drafts right now, sent. Take up the space. Hit send.
Credibility is not a certificate. Nobody is mailing you anything. You get credible by being the one who said it out loud while everyone else was still typing and deleting. Stop asking permission from people who lost the authority to give it. Post the thing. Today. I mean it.
Crocs almost didn't survive after becoming a movie laughing stock. 🐊 ☠️ Remember when Crocs were the shoes everyone loved to hate? Well in 2004, the movie producers of Idiocracy chose Crocs as the movie's silly futuristic shoe, because they thought it looked "too stupid to ever become popular.