Kurtis Bowling 🐠

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I write, I left, I am. https://kurtisbowling.carrd.co/

50 cent from the 'what he say fuck me for?' meme, but red and with Yurgir's horns.
Yurgir, the big red dipshit who did not make our lives easier despite being an "ally". He survived the battle, so we put him down softly (lightning bolt). Now I use his crossbow to much better effect, as it should be.
The cable company worker from South Park.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance cover art with no title text. Henry kneels solemnly, holding onto the crossguard of an exquisite longsword with one hand, his face hidden against the back of that hand.
Andromeda shackled to rocks in the climax of Clash of the Titans.
Butt-Ugly Martians
The SpongeBob 'Okay get in' meme crudely edited so SpongeBob has cat ears, Patrick has a nord's beard and hair, and the coffin is a black soul gem.
Art of Ashley and Leon in the same pose as our selfie.
A Chili's table replete with menu, chips and salsa, and drinks.
Our Trio
Leon, Ashley, and Sasha
The hard-to-see John Cena. The chair looks empty, but no really, it's him.
Grace!
Me, Leon Kennedy, with partner, Ashley Graham
Standee for The Mandalorian and Grogu
A joust!
Valhalla Skal Seasoning
Magus aura farming. Literally face to wall. He do have that shit on though.
Masa & Mune
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
The start screen to Chrono Trigger
Stool, The Myconid Sprout from the Dungeons and Dragons Adventure Out of The Abyss.
3 DVD cases all featuring Bruce Lee movies. Double Feature of The Real Bruce Lee and Image of Bruce Lee. Game of Death. And a collection of 15 Martial Arts Movies with Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba, and Dragon Lee.
Top Picture: Sam Wilson with the text, "He's out of line... but he's right." Bottom Picture: Prince Faisal with the text, "You tread heavily... but you speak the truth."
“The demons are not invincible. We have seen what the cold does to them. If we only knew more we could find their weak points, exploit them.” “Knowing the blade is steel does not prevent it from splitting your ribs.” “It can. You break the steel.” Larlisle’s gaze softened and he scanned over the flowers. “Leverage. Angles. Surprises. There are answers in them.” It was over. They had already settled on their decision. There would be no convincing them.
Flip 7: With A Vengeance!
The Chondrozzi Ancestry Cover. A Parasitic Ancestry For Draw Steel. Powered by Draw Steel Made for the Jams of the Timescape Volume 2: Ancestries
A handful of player character miniatures are gathered in a circle on the playmat, illuminated by a lone large candle.
Lorcan’s Sword Weapon (longsword), rare (requires attunement) The surface of this blackened steel blade is reminiscent of an oil slick, hues of color swirling around the copper runes that run the length of the sword. You have a +1 bonus to attack rolls and damage with this magic weapon. When you hit a fiend or an undead with this magic weapon, that creature takes an extra 2d6 radiant damage. If the target has 25 hit points or fewer after taking this damage, it must succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or be destroyed. On a successful save, the creature becomes frightened of you until the end of your next turn. Spells. While the sword is on your person, you can use an action to cast each of the following spells from it: — Wrathful Smite — Gentle Repose — Speak With Dead — Spirit Shroud Once you use the sword to cast a spell, you can’t cast that spell again from it until the next dawn.
Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) stands victorious over the evil King Argotron.
Santa's Magical Telephone. A red and green AI-powered plastic telephone with a picture of Santa Claus inside the rotary dial.
Basement Temple map of a Gray Dwarf Mansion. Amidst the party's tokens are eight dwarf revenant corpses. The party made those.
A digitally remastered DVD of Project Kill Starring Leslie Nielsen The tagline: The Only Way Out Is Death
It's me, Ghostface.
A tabletop grid shows room D4 of the Delian Tomb. Several goblins surround a forcefield in the center of the room. The bugbear in charge stands next to the captured woman about to be sacrificed. The party of heroes stand on the opposite side of the room, about to draw steel.
My buddy Chris AKA the Glorious Lightning Moon Wizard: My GOSH, Kurt! I figured I would like Draw Steel, because playing a new TTRPG with my wonderful friends. But, __DAMN__ . GOOD SHIZ Me: I was hoping itd be a hit, was fuckin' awesome 🤘
A tabletop grid showing the first room of the Delian Tomb. The hero minis are the only that remain standing. There are two dozen enemy minis strewn about, defeated. So many dead goblins.
Essentian Ancestry Half Page Art
Puns of Anarchy cards laid on table. Category: Pillow Talk Player Responses: Kiss Everything, Lord of the Cock, Shake it till I Get Off, No Head for Old Men, Your Hole is My World, and Jimmy Eat Ass
A Jenga tower leans precariously to one side, many pieces missing from the middle placed on top. The second layer from the bottom only has one piece holding the rest of it up. A finger points this piece out.
Tabletop battlemap showing a line of enemy forces against the party. A gargantuan mini lays on the ground in the background (representing a zombie T-rex) My character's mini is behind enemy lines, prone on the ground.
Essentians Ancestry Cover Art A featureless humanoid shape made of twinkling, multi-colored stardust stands front and center. The background is a swirling inky void like a galaxy, distant stars everywhere. The bottom of the swirling void solidifies into a curved grid, like translucent tiles, fading at the edges. Across the top it reads: ESSENTIANS At the bottom is the Powered By Draw Steel Logo
Three Page Preview Spread of Essentian Ancestry Licensed Art for Air Essentian by Gabe Fua and Earth Essentian by Dean Spencer
A close-up slice of the art used for Fire Essentians. Fierce, pupil-less eyes, pointed ears, and the beginnings of fiery hair.
The Essentians Ancestry Cover A featureless humanoid shape made of twinkling, multi-colored stardust stands front and center. The background is a swirling inky void like a galaxy, distant stars everywhere. The bottom of the swirling void solidifies into a curved grid, like translucent tiles, fading at the edges. Across the top is the word: ESSENTIANS At the bottom is the Powered By Draw Steel Logo
BackerKit Megaphone
BACKERKIT
On a virtual tabletop the party's keelboat is to the left of a much larger warship. An Illithid submersible is attacking the war ship from the south, massive tentacles swarming around it. The Map is littered with enemies (duergar soldiers, drow warriors, ixitxachitl in the water, and a mind flayer)
A close-up teaser image showing twinkling multi-colored lights clustered together, with distant stars in the background.