💾 shōko onishi 💾

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| ancient mac enthusiast | shitty konbini heiress | hi!! im OS-tuber 💾 shōko 💾!! lets have fun playing old games on this computer i got at a nerd yard sale ((nardsale? yerdnale??))!! | 30-something | basically always ic!!

the bugs bunny "i wish" meme but its edited to say "i wish 'the cop at my bus stop who carries an umbrella with a fencing sword handle' a very 'your umbrella looks fucking stupid and we all know youre compensating for something'"
a foil pouch containing a squeezable, softer version of the popular "" jaws ice "" popsicle,, which is a shark shaped ice pop with an orange flavored exterior and a slightly jelly like strawberry flavored interior. ive already had one and they are WAY BETTER IN THIS FORM!!
a hand-broom made of several small bundles of dried lavender bound together with cotton cord hangs slightly above a lightly curved piece of driftwood that is also suspended from cotton cord!! keys and bells hang off the driftwood in an arc.
a screenshot of an etsy listing for a fortune from a Furby coin operated fortune-telling machine!! Each fortune is two dollars and is printed on a piece of thermal paper!! the machine looks like the bottom of a gumball machine,, with a furby in wizard garb taking the place of the glass container portion.
a modest altar comprised of a lit candle, a cast iron plate, a glass gourd-shaped bottle (uncorked) and some arcane tools sits quietly in a corner, dimly lit by the soft glow of four circular wall sconces that sit on the wall adjacent to it. three of the sconces are decorated with necklaces of some kind
a picture of the THRILLING and GORGEOUS 20TH ANNIVERSARY MACINTOSH!! something that looks like an ENORMOUS FLOPPY DISK WITH A SCREEN FOR THE SHUTTER!!
this is a picture of a sea butterfly (snail) larva and NOT one of my semicircular canals.. tricked ya!!
a giant white plaster t rex is brought in on a truck to an unnamed museum
a display of taxidermied chickens which a sign that invites the viewer to look at all of them
A plaque that says "ask the expert! Jon Young of the Wilderness Awareness School was our consultant for 'a birds world'. He can answer your questions about Bird Language. Have a seat and push the round button to learn more."
a plaque that says "bird language birds. The birds with this symbol are the best birds in a given habitat to teach you bird language"
11. Portly spider crab
An outstretched finger pushes a button that will never respond,, as it ((like its kin)) are just drawn onto the wall in front of it!! LAME!!!!!!!
a cylindrical amethyst geode that could resemble a pipe
a picture of a chrysanthemum rock and a big piece of calcite with a sloppy line drawn between them
two large orders of dippin dots for me to eat while i post some shit!! One is cookie dough and the other is brownie batter
a close up of the snowpants clad ass of the ice climbing dummy mentioned in the previous post
I walk through a hall of fake glaciers only to find one of the walls is real!! then i get scared by a dummy ice climber thats hooked to the wall
a video of boston dynamics big dog quadruped robot taking on some weird fuckin stairs
a video of me putting my hand in the hand stamping machine,, then looking at my hand
a hot dog and cheeseburger sit side by side on a lunch tray, divided by a hastily drawn sloppy red line. there are cups and packets of condiments scattered about the tray.. the meal is paired with a berry flavored can of seltzer
an exhibit on the ""super marvel violet ray"", a device that used high frequency electric currents to improve your skin!! apparently this was very dangerous!!
a large t rex statue stands beside a brick building, a red bandaid on its right shoulder
a list of all the dippin dots flavors!! we have: cookie monster banana split birthday cake candy cane cherry n blue razz ice chocolate choccy chip cookie dough cookies n cream cotton candy mint choco rainbow ice spookies n cream strawberry strawberry cheesecake yogurt ultimate brownie batter and vanilla!!
a paper plate full of tan-green colored cones.. each has a hole in the bottom
a black and white trucker hat that says ""slut for dialogue"
a roughly circular smear of a deep, vibrant red mud-looking substance sits in the center of a round coffee filter. the filter and wet pigment rest upon a short stack of paper towels, to pull water from the pigment so it can be dried and eventually ground and bottled. to the right of the paper towels and filter are a stack of bracelets and rings-- i take my jewelry off before working with this stuff!!
a chestnut flanked white male zebra finch and a jumbo male zebra finch sit side by side on some macrame rings hanging from the middle of their cage. both are a little floofed, indicating they are relaxed!! the bottom of their hammock ((their sleeping space)) is visible in the foreground, though out of focus
a delicious skirt steak that was sous vided in a dishwasher!! it was then removed from its sealed packaging, given a light sear in butter,, and allowed to rest for five minutes before I ATE IT ALL UP!!
a jumbo male zebra finch naps in a hammock thats lined with a very plush-looking crocheted fabric!! the thread is a cream color, making it look like he's resting on a buttery marshmallow, or some rising dough
a male chestnut flanked white zebra finch perches on the flipput viewfinder of a canon handicam
the overhead compartment above my desk!! its decorated with a wallpaper thats patterned with flowers and zebra finches.. pictures of zeebo and zorbo are stuck on top of the wallpaper,, sometimes with washi tape!!
A pair of sopping wet male zebra finches preen themselves after a bath!! the chestnut flanked white male is stretched out to preen his shoulder. the gray jumbo male is chilling.
a still of the famous flying toasters from after dark's screensaver series!!
the hypercard ""welcome"" screen-- or should i say welcome stack?? im learning the lingo!!
a male chestnut flanked white zebra finch sits contentedly in his water dish,, in the process of getting soaked why do you do this every time i put the nice fountain out for you to bathe in?!??!
a jumbo male zebra finch rests comfortably on a perch wrapped in rope-- he looks as though he's smiling!!
a version of the kidpix icon i edited to match my colorscheme!! its a minty blue with purple accents.. the icon has my bridle bar piercings and my horns too!!
a newton messagepad 120 that displays a stream schedule for the week beginning with 7/21 ((yes i start weeks with mondays,, sunday is part of the weekEND)) 7/21: offline 7/22: offline 7/23: kidpix & chill - 6 PM EST 7/24: offline 7/25: cutie w/ a newtie ((subtitled with ""DEBUT STREAM"")) - 6 PM EST 7/26: offline 7/27: ??? - 2 PM EST
a two-toned stoneware jug, glazed only on its neck and shoulders with a molasses gloss
my webcam window shows me-- a bondi-blue haired oni with purple-black horns-- with my eyes closed, a slight relaxed smile in my face.
zorbo, my jumbo male zebra finch, looking a little soggy after a messy bath!!
a picture of my jumbo male zebra finch, zorbo, perched on a little manzanita tree i have for them to land on when they're let out!! his red beak pops amidst the other warm tones of his feathers. i think he looks especially handsome in this one!!
a chestnut flanked white male zebra finch perches on the side of a shallow white dish filled with minced veggies, boiled egg, and grains.. he's enjoying this meal so much his beak is covered in it!! he's sitting up, chewing on what looks like a mouthful of yolk.
a picture of my newton messagepad 120!! on its screen you can see the little window used for writing graffiti's letter characters-- you have to write them in this window to be recognized!! the window partially obscures an incomplete bulleted list that reads: - stream schedule, week of 7/20 - 7/20 - offline - 7/21 - garden harvest!! - 7/22 - offline - 7/23 - kidpix & chill - 7/24 - offline 7/25 is mostly covered up but you can make out a bullet beneath it that reads ""DEB""..??
a pair of male zebra finches snuggle against one another. zeebo, a chestnut flanked white, is on the left. on the right is a gray jumbo zebra finch-- Zorbo!! they are husbands and they love each other