12CE◇CatGhost

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The ghost of a cat who eventually learned how to haunt the internet! (It took a long time)

A magic card called "Attercop" which features art of not an attercop. The card costs one green and one mana of any color to summon unlike a thematically accurate attercop which would be black or red in theme with it being extinct. A common spider - creature despite the fact that attercops are a common ancestor of spiders and scorpions that would have to be listed as a scorpion spider. It has reach and deathtouch common to spider creatures, and landfall this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Power 2, toughness 1. The flavor text is a quote stating plainly that it is being said to a spider that is NOT an attercop to insult them. If the spider was an attercop, it wouldn't upset them to be called it. "Soon there came the sound of 'Lazy Lob' and 'Attercop' from among the trees away on the right. That upset the spiders greatly" is good flavor text. The next line of the book informs you that this would upset ANY SPIDER as attercops are extinct in the series as they are in reality.
A striking print made by Ethan M Aldridge in black ink on white. A raccoon with torso short and limbs too long moves through the night in what appears to be a back yard. His eyes shine in the light. Beneath the mighty creature appears the text. Behold, Jimothy
A seafoam green mermaid currently with light aqua hair, currently with human legs, lays on a poolside recliner. Her grey t-shirt reads "fishy" in pink lettering. With sunglasses in hand and one eye open she notices a generic white male lifeguard and inquires, "Are you talking to me?" To which the lifeguard enthusiastically replies, "yes!" The mermaid, noticing what is wrong with the situation puts her sunglasses back on and says, "Don't." as she is clearly busy relaxing right now!
Minnie Mouse stands frightened with her arms in the air throwing bottles in all directions. Beside her, Pluto stands startled. "Eek!" Minnie expounds, "a mouse!" Despite being a mouse herself. The mouse she spies is the size of a real mouse, however.
A racoon has been hastily edited over a meme image of a man being kissed against a fence by a woman who is holding him. Atop that a close eyed cartoon racoon head has been hastily edited making it clearer that the racoon represents the submissive man in this meme. Atop all of that, a pork carnitas burrito has been hastily edited in the role of the more dominant woman. This burrito kissing this racoon as passionately as the woman from the meme, both claiming their men for saucy activity~ Though, in this case, Trash the racoon has it spicier
A promotional poster for a film entitled Moon Ghost that is best known for being quite silly and having no budget of any kind! Filmed when his friends had time, edited hastily, ans released purely for fun! There are three wonderful horrible movies in this delightful little franchise
The pokémon Jynx, a pokémon that quite famously is designed to mimic racist caricatures from early American cartoons. The lips are famous racist imagery, but the only change Nintendo ot GameFreak has made is changing her skin from black to purple.
A weather map drawn in pink across the eastern half of the U.S. roughly in the shape of a dildo except for an odd protrusion on the bottom half, signifying that this might be a single frame of a moving weather map. Though the pink dildo shape is the joke
A room enchantment with first side "Dollmaker's Shop" mana cost one and one white, whenever one or more non-toy creatures attacks a player, create a 1/1 white Toy artifact creature token. Second side, "Porcelain Gallery" mana cost 4 and 2 white creatures you control have base power and toughness each equal to the number of creatures you control.
A drawing of a city made on a TI 83 plus graphing calculator. The sky made of horizontal lines appearing to represent twilight. From left to right there is a triangle shaped building, a ferris wheel, an oval shaped building, a small building with two points in front of a large dark building, a windowed rectangular building, a shorter building with walls of glass, a building with smoke stacks, one massive skyscraper, and a building under construction. The forground is a road over water leading you to the city. A single boat floats on the right, fishing in the pixelated sea. The whole work rendered in gloriously low definition.
A picture of a racoon themed super hero girl hugging a large plush raccoon with a mustache added poorly, and her hair poorly edited to have extensions by simply copying the existing hair and pasting it at the end of the previous hair.