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Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet. Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.

A Domino's notification offering "a feast for for a final"
Sam Campbell being disqualified by a fingertip in Taskmaster S16E9, feed the clown the most cards task
The logo of a HP laptop but upside-down, so the letters hp looks like dy
An AI summary that was forced down my throat about the backlash to Instagram's AI feature that was forced down your throat, because irony is dead and we have killed him
I have reached 1,000 posts today. I also have 113 followers but that's not important right now (except for the joke).
A KitKat Chunky that's so melted it's now a drink
Me editing my knock-off Taskmaster episode looking drippy af in my suit
Garfield "you are not immune to propaganda" meme but it says "you are not immune to fan service"
Matt Smith as the "Eleventh" Doctor (why do we even bother with the numbers anymore man)
A clipboard and a piece of card sealed with wax adorned with the letters TM. (it's a task. of course it's a task.)
My Patatas plushie in my bag as we wait in line for Taskmaster S22
Starbucks frappe with the "name" PEE
The view from Shrewsbury Castle (bloody nice)
A screenshot of a fitness app; the current exercise reads "Reach Out & Cross Touch"
Notification from Channel 4: "Looking for your next watch? We think you may like Taskmaster"
fancy ass glass of apple juice, not very big, with a foamy head and a slice of dried fruit. this costs £5.50. tasted bloody nice, though.
The title card from last night's Taskmaster, "Welcome to my pumpathon", but, like, the first line from Step into Christmas
"yeasty". I got "yeasty". should I be worried
notorious home invader caught on ring doorbell footage
The poster for Stranger Things series 5. Stranger things have not, in fact, happened.
Four millionaire bites stuck together in a near-perfect square block. Yes, I ate it like one big one and yes, I feel significantly wealthier.
Five calendar notifications in a row, all wishing me a happy birthday. Maybe they think that after this year, I've aged five times as much.
A cushion of a ghost holding a flag that says BOO. Not sure who he thinks that flag is scaring but A for effort lil buddy
Message from Three beginning with the words "Hi there"
Headline: BBC series based on a book branded 'masterpiece' by fans calling it 'greatest TV of all time' Picture: It's just fucking Sherlock
Taskmaster S20E5 on TV in the background, a ginger cat plush that looks strangely familiar in the foreground
YouTube Music notification: Replay all your go-to songs I Have Solved The Male Mental Health Crisis, Fireflies except the only words are "You would not believe your eyes" and more
crane
Achievement proclaiming "Wordle In 1", earned for the third time.
An entire, unbitten pink ring doughnut in the gap under a divider, but not on the floor, at Lidl. It could not possibly have been dropped there. It looks like it's been carefully placed.
Mat Baynton's campfire song from Taskmaster: "Guess I'd better do it myself..."
A Just Eat screenshot where the delivery code is 44
Man wearing a T-shirt that reads "Please be patient, I have autism and a gun in my pocket"
A Just Eat order with the code 0000. Any old chancer could've taken my order with a lucky guess.
My window, opening out onto some scaffolding
A frog frappe (basically a chocolate milkshake with a Freddo on top)
The door to Room 101 of a Travelodge, the room I am staying in
I JUST WON THE TM FANTASY LEAGUE, I'M GOING TO SERIES 21 BABY
Tokyo quiz What is the capital of Japan? Take the quiz
Clown in a Cornfield (2025)
My Fantasy League score - "You are currently ranked 5 with a score of 44"
A Popeyes chicken establishment
Duncan, the mayoral dog
The Brum Hole, a portal in Birmingham, UK connected to Birminghams across the US
Two Just Eat notifications - one confirming an order, and another 15 minutes later reminding me that hey, I could be placing an order right now
Me and mum at Inside No 9: Stage/Fright
Shelving unit stacked to high heaven with books and board games
racoonicorn
Me and the statue of Greg Davies at the Taskmaster Live Experience. I'm wearing a duck.
blimey february ain't half cold. and wet.
The video below in my Watch Later playlist
The movie Herbie Fully Loaded starring Lindsay Lohan on a garden wall
Sheets of Andrex toilet paper with pictures of cute puppies on them. Cute puppies that WILL be flushed into the sewer.
I'm going to Taskmaster: The Live Experience
Ad showing a Wordle game where the answer is LEADS, a plural. There are two four-letter guesses. One of them is FREE, and both Es are yellow.
Si King from the Hairy Bikers
Me in my all-new bedroom, now with added furniture!
cumcuber
Me in a Santa hat and sweater, and also a fedora and shades, in front of a Christmas tree. It's the coolest photo of me there is.