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Threads user rat_tart posted an illustration they made and described it as the new york knicks if they were all bunnies. Legendary director Spike Lee, possibly the most famous Knicks fan of all time, responds underneath saying how much? thanks in advance. michael from my office will contact you. thanks in advance, spike lee.
screenshot of two tweets from threads the top one from account @thefilmgirlproject saying “The amount of people who keep saying I should reach out to Matthew Lillard for my documentary cracks me up. oh you think i haven’t tried? I got in touch with Brendan Fraser yet i can’t get in touch with him. he is incrediblt difficult to get a homd of. i be rolling nat 1’s up in here. i’ve accepted defeat at this point” below a response from matthew lillard’s verified account saying “what’s your project? you have my undivided attention”
screenshot of percentagecalculator.com being accessed while using an ad blocker. plenty of white space on the sides were low quality ads tend to cover the page
The first episode of What We Do In The Shadows where they are describing the different types of vampires, and we see the Energy Vampire in the office talking to a colleague at their desk.
Screenshot of analysis from blueskyroast.com that analyzes each user's bluesky posting history and provides a list of observations in the form of roasts. The screenshot includes the following information: TL;DR Version Your profile in a flash David Not David: The Unofficial King of Bluesky Banter A master of casual observations and deep reflections, all wrapped in a comical bow. Vibe Check "Imagine a stand-up comedy routine where even the punchlines take a coffee break." DAHVEEDS SECRET ANALYSIS ONLY FOR ALT TEST LISTENERS OR READERS: I was excited to read this despite knowing I don't post that much and I'm not that good on short-text platforms, but I did not expect to be mercilessly roasted and called unfunny. It tracks though so what can I do?
A screenshot of the MAX streaming service Home Page tab once you select a profile. The main banner highlight a collection called "That Time of Year" described as "Festive, merry, and bright – find everything on your holiday with list here." And then a button to "Browse Collection." There are several movies highlighted in the main visual asset, they are Elf, Polar Express, Last Christmas, Barbie, and Harry Potter.
Anywhere, USA. A vertical image of the full moon over two suburban homes. The lawns outside are neatly trimmed, Thanksgiving decorations adorn the patio, and the sky is clear with a bright full moon.
A close-up shot of Donald Trump with a background of an American flag and the exterior of the White House Oval Office.