5pence

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Screenshot of the video game Big Walk where 3 colourful globular characters sit on a sofa with Robert Webb overlaid in a suit with an intense expression. The caption reads Big Walk.
illustration of a man yelling while eating hot pockets. he has a white vest, aviator sunglasses and a flat cap on. a walking stick sticks out the chair.
So I had a late breakfast and hadn't taken a shit in a few days because I've been constipated. A few hours ago I had to go really bad and I took a mammoth sized shit and must of used too much toilet paper and after flushing it blocked the toilet. I panicked and left the mess as it was and got the hell outta there. Then a bit later I had to go again and when I checked the cubicle I was in before the toilet was still blocked so I used the one next to it. Somehow I blocked it again with an equal mammoth sized shit with a combination of too much toilet paper and blocked that one too. Again I couldn't do anything about it and got the hell outta there. This one was even worse as the shit colored water started to rise and overflow over the rim. Soon it's going to be the lunch time rush and there is now only one working toilet available for all the people here. I feel really bad but if they had of had a plunger or something in the bathroom I would of made a good effort to unclog it but they don't have one. I think there’s a shitstorm coming :S
Close up of ice in a glass of water melting in a spiral like pattern
Peep Show still. Sophie's mother is stirring a pot in a kitchen with a gleeful expression. The caption reads "Just some Starmer resignation jam."
Purple painted brick wall toilet with a wine shelf directly next to the toilet. It appears to be lit with a naked lightbulb
Krusty the Clown holds a legal document stating Hasan Piker will never ever ever return to the UK
Simpsons still. The entire school class crowds around Bart with their hands in joy as Bart says "Parents, family, friends or anyone else can add a total of up to £9,000 a 'year' to the Government contribution"
New tarmac on east bay road
shelf of chocolate bars, some priced as low as £1.25, all encased in large security boxes to prevent shoplifting.
a trashy nylon flag featuring the British Rail logo and GBR with union jack colours outside an empty retail unit that will soon be a Greggs
Protester has a sign that reads if Hillary was president we’d be at brunch
former prime minister Keir Starmer making a phone call in a Labour party office
90% of trains cancelled over a 3 hour peak period
Huge potholes along National Cycle Route 51 at Colchester's East Bay
Antropomorphic paperclip and Microsoft Office mascot, Clippy against a sheet of lined yellow paper.
Photograph of Keir Starmer with his eyes closed next to a lettuce with googly eyes attached. The caption reads Day one: Can Starmer outlast this lettuce? The streamer is Daily Star
Pex mp3 player in a cluster pack. It’s red and has a cartoon head
rightmove listing of a pebbledash terrace property full of casino slot machines, yours for £92,000
some wanker raising his hands at the screen as if he's afraid of an imagined threat
pinned tweet for Twitter user @RememberBlighty who says "I run this nostalgia page, tweeting ghost Hooch, Deep Pan Pizza, Fatty Arbuckle, while my wife is gone, my nights ruled by a spiteful prostate, and the world yawns past me. I sell memory like cheap sweets to strangers, and still feel empty, as if life itself has unsubscribed." The attached photo is of a defunct electronics retailer Dixons
3 people sitting around a show room kitchen smiling. one of them is eyeing up a crunch cream biscuit from a plate, while the others drink tea
John Johnson follows 2455 James O’Brien, is number 9
Andy Butnham being shown something on his phone live on telly
What is Misconduct in Public Office? Peter Mandelson’s arrest explained Independent Reporters Monday 23 February 2026 17:19 GMT
Photograph of Tom Jones singing on a vintage Sony television
Illustration of teenagers with the text Teentopia for kids 13 to 18
For example: Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed. Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups. Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others. The following Post was removed: people who work for ice should eat a freshly fired round from their own service pistol for dinner Your post was classified as a Moderate Violation, adding 2 strikes to your account. You now have 2 total strikes. Please note that at 4 strikes, your account will be suspended for 3 days.
Simpsons still of two men chatting “he promised adults in the room. Bad ambassador”
Illustration of a large pigeon like bird, noticeably annoyed with the caption Bosh. Credit false knees
Lenny from The Simpsons crouched down looking at a sun ray slowly moving across the bar floor towards a line labelled drinking time
a spider like structure floating in a polygonal void. some spikes, a ball, and a flower can be seen dotted around the paths.
It's Limmy wearing an olive parka and jeans smiling menacingly while sitting on a loading bay
GIF from the game Sunset overdrive where the main character runs, jumps and grinds around an industrial district of a colourful city
Assorted pins. Two are red with heart motifs and numbers to indicate how many donations you have made.
Marge Simpson looking at a notepad in a dimly lit office
Simpsons still. A mother holding her son’s hand remarks to a man that her son is also named Barf. A confused Bart looks on.
Beartato webcomic. First panel "I should just face it, Beartato. I have no clue how to talk to women." Second panel. Moments earlier... a woman says "Hi I'm Stacy". Third panel. "Video games"
Still of Donald Trump and Kevin I’m Home Alone 2 where Trump gives directions around a decadent hotel. Trump’s hands are censored
photograph of a few desks and chairs in a plain office.
Phone screenshot of a podcast app. Half the screen is taken up by a header. There are two podcasts visible, with a play bar below and some navigation icons
Lisa Simpson disaffectedly asks Mr. Burns "why are Starmer and Reeves are so unpopular?"
Still from Children of Men where Michael Caine smokes weed in a house filled with books.
Homer Simpson dressed in a white cowboy outfit smiling as he walks through a door into a dimly lit room
still from the film Mystery Train. profile shot of a couple who are collectively carrying a suitcase through a suburban street with a pole threaded through the handle. one leads while the other follows.
it's a screenshot of a train app that follows modern standards by manufacturers. colour is used sparingly with high contrast fonts and lots of space between text.
photograph of someone using an app that looks like it came from 2011. everything is union jack colours with excessive ugly gradients on everything. it looks about as annoying to use as the national rail enquiries website.
a figure in a white shirt with a boxing glove for a head holds up two red gloved hands that look like a smiling Starmer
photograph of a bedroom with white walls and a moss green ceiling
Nintendo’s response to changing your mind about liking something: the Unyeah button 🙂
a farmer drives a truck with a pig in the passenger seat, saying you can't trust a pig with a watermelon. camera pans to Homer Simpson, sitting in the back of the truck devouring a watermelon.
it's a rabbit playing xbox 360 with a headset
Menu with suggest less highlighted.
Network South East railway station clock with luminous yellow type face on a black backgroudn in a red box.
MS Paint mosaic of Brand New's album The God and Devil are Raging Inside Me. From around 2013.
Birmingham junction box a brutalist structure
Cigarette box and match book featuring presidential branding and Reagan’s name
Michael Cera as Wally in Twin Peaks the Return holding his fist in front of his chest with an intense expression. The caption is A License to Ride, Twin Peaks
Kids call Mark Corrigan a paedo.
screenshot of @screaminbutcalm tweet Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.