5SF

@5secondfilms.bsky.social

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We're new here. Every 50 followers we'll post another 5SF that would never work on any of our other socials. In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf

Oncoming train, man on tracks
A man inside a Sonic the Hedgehog video game, about to be destroyed
Two soldiers pinned down by gunfire and explosions in a battlefield, while a robot dinosaur breathes fire
A goose in a cockpit
Do you have Gungans?
A man with a fish head reading 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
"Minus half a star for the dog dicks but this was so much fun" "This movie was totally dudebrotastic, minus the dog dick" "Would've been 4 stars if it wasn't for the dog dick"
Man in red suit and bowtie, entering doorway happily
"How a junkie eats a Reese's." [shoots up Reese's cup like heroin] "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's."
A poster featuring a young man encased in a beef box, fleeing from a serial killer, featuring the title DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III, the event's details, and photos of Director Jon Salmon and Handsome Celebrity Patton Oswalt
A woman speaks to someone while a lemon in sunglasses can be seen just over her shoulder
An obvious bot trying to comment on our 5sf where idiots set their house on fire, calling it a “trend” they’re “obsessed” with.
Dufresne with an obvious fake beard attached to his face, standing in front of his superiors at work.
Gemini AI attempts to describe what happens in the 5sf “Magic Show Volunteer” but mistakes a bloody fetus for a ham