Isabelle Minasian

@95coffeespoons.bsky.social

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I’ve measured out my life in (95) coffee spoons https://justanotherbaseballsite.substack.com/

The “they don’t know” meme or a man standing in the corner at a party, watching other couples dance. The text over the lonely guy reads “They don’t know that I’m wearing this 1996 Mets sweatshirt in tribute to legendary reliever Jerry Dipoto, and that there’s a 2016 Leonys Martin shirsey under it.” And the text over the couples reads “You couldn’t just be unwell one way?” And “Why would we care?”
A large assortment of empty glasses on the bar top and two fellas making funny poses behind them
T-Mobile Park on a sunny evening, with the Amazon Fire TV logo prominently featured
A headshot of Marc Rzepcyznski, former bad Mariners reliever
A listing of the souvenir Mariners ferry boat used to hold fries, priced at $95 on a resale site
The Mariners souvenir French fry ferry boat on the counter at Aslan Brewing, holding an assortment of Aslan stickers
A meme of two parts of a chain held together by a straining paper clip. Jason benetti is the paper clip, Ryan Rowland-Smith and Adam Ottavino are the opposite sides of the chain. Rick Manning is not pictured.
A person sitting at the Mariners game with the souvenir ferry boat upside down on top of their head
The win probability chart of Venezuela vs Japan in the WBC quarterfinals, with the Team Venezuela logo drawn in the corresponding v shape
Screenshot of a paragraph by Bob Nightengale, where he moronically writes, “If Félix Hernández - who is receiving 56.6% of the balloting after picking up 43 voters from a year ago - gets into Cooperstown, will pitchers with nothing-burger Hall of Fame candidacies suddenly look as appealing as prime cuts?”
The Pride Ball, a baseball with rainbow stitches, on display at the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum
Dylan Moore hunches over in agony after being hit by a pitch
A sign with a picture of immigrant pitcher Félix Hérnandez celebrating his perfect game, with the words “my only king is Venezuelan” at the top
Jorge Polanco wearing cunty little sunglasses, with the words “girl who is going to be okay” across the top of the image
An orange circle on a blue background with “Dump City” written in the center
A large, dark teal wall with the Mariners compass logo and “no more” printed in all caps