Vineta Király

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We have laundry to do, and a genocide to stop

Parody advertisment for "defenders of the status quo" action figures.
A hyperactive crab-like alien with almost childlike glee visits astronaut ryan gosling's space ship in an oversized hamster ball, complains about the mess and clutter.
Man on a conference stage. The slide reads: "Are you going to this year's Fibonnaci conference? It's going to be as big as the last two put together."
Screenshot of the street racing anime "Initial D" with the caption "[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]" Eurobeat is a genre of music features in the show.
Handheld computer made out of a raspberry pi with a square 720x720 px screen and blackberry keypad
Screenshot of twitter.com failing to load, with cloudflare displaying an error
XKCD webcomic #524: Black Hat: And so I hired Rick Astley to show up at her party. Cueball: And Rickroll her? Isn't that a little...last year? Black Hat: Ah, but he's not going to sing. Danish: Hey is that Rick Astley? Ponytail: I think it is. He just came in. Danish: Oh no. Brace yourself. Danish: Wait. He's just standing there. Where's the song? Danish: He's staring at me. Danish: This is a little creepy. Danish: What's going on? Danish: That's actually Rick Astley staring at me. Danish: What's he doing? Danish: Oh God, I keep expecting it, hearing it in my head. [Danish pulls at her hair.] Danish: Just do it already! [Danish runs off stage right.] Danish: AAAAAAAA [Danish slams the door leaving Ponytail and Rick Astley] Door: Slam Ponytail: Mr. Astley? Rick Astley: Yes? Ponytail: What did you do to her? What was that? Rick Astley: That, my dear, [Rick Astley puts on sunglasses.] Rick Astley: Is how *I* roll.
TV advertisement for the 2000 HESS toy truck, a firetruck, ladder truck. $18.99, with Energizer brand batteries included.
Map of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, the "Keystone State", with an area surrounding Philadelphia highlighted.