Star Trek Shitposting

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Shitposting our way across the gronpiverse with the best/worst #startrek content in the quadrant! @ for a reskeet if we like your meme. FB - https://www.facebook.com/groups/StarTrekShitposting/ Discord - https://discord.gg/gronp

Title card of Star Trek: TNG that reads "Speak Up, Wesley" with a view of the Enterprise-D

Top panel: Riker from #StarTrek #TNG in the briefing room, asking, "You mean we could have seen this meme a dozen times already?"
Bottom panel: LaForge from #StarTrekTNG, at the screen, explaining, "A dozen, a hundred, it's impossible to tell."
(The screen shows the classic bathroom scrawl, "Scotty, don't beam me up yet, I'm taking a sh|")

A photo of Kevin Uxbridge from TNG episode "The Survivors"

A screenshot from the Star Trek Shitposting Facebook group from member Patrick B Silva-Naughton that says: "I just Googled "Gronp" for shits and Tribbles and this is what I came up with"

Under is a screenshot of a Google AI Overview that reads:
"Gronp is a misspelling of the word "group" that is used by a Star Trek fan group on Facebook called Star Trek Shitposting. The group makes fun of Star Trek, and includes fans of all genders and forms of Trek.
Some say that the group is excited about an episode that includes a ship between two characters, Alexander Siddig and Andrew Robinson, because the actors wanted to portray their characters as queer but the network wouldn't allow it."

A screenshot of a Star Trek Shitposting post by John de Lancie that says: "Christmas is a time to break out the old games. Found this relic in storage. Who shall wil the great battle? Picard or ME!!? To be f..." and the text is cut off with a "See more" link. Images that were posted are of a stylized chess set with romulans and borg and Q as one chess side and members of Starfleet as the other side

A bunch of photos of STSP Modmins in the shape of a Xmas tree with stars and sparkles all around: Happy Holidays, Love, Star Trek Shitposting Modmins

The parents from Home Alone are talking on the plane:
Dad: "Everything alright?"
Mom: "Did we forget to binge something Star Trek this month?"
Dad: "No, we watched: The original, Animated series, Next generation, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Discovery, Short treks, Strange new worlds, Picard, Prodigy, and Lower decks, but that new season isn't out yet, so that must be it"
Mom: "No that's not it"
Dad: "What else could we be forgetting?"
Mom: "Kelvin!"

A screencap of a Creed video with Dathon's face overlayed over the lead singer with the caption "Temba, his arms wide open"

First Panel: Boimler holding a PADD says "OMG! Have you guys seen this?
Second Panel: Boimler, now wearing a Xmas hat showing the PADD showing the Wreath of Khan meme says "It's HILARIOUS!!"

A screenshot Star Trek Shitposting Facebook Gronp member Chris Hsiang posting with the comment: "Either the m𝗢dmins are awake and de𝗖lining them all, or Gronp has finally matured out of stupid Elf memes.
I refuse to believe the latter."

The image itself is of a latched bathroom stall door that reads: "Scotty, you've heard of Elf on the Shelf. Get ready for my scrawl on this stal" with the L on stall elongated off the edge of the view alluding to the infamous Don't Beam Me Up meme

A screenshot of Data in the hallways of Enterprise-D with a pink arrow pointing to his nipple showing through his uniform that reads: "nip nop"

A Facebook Screenshot of Ian Matheson posting an image in Star Trek Shitposting with a screenshot from the movie 500 Days of Summer. The guy says "I love Orions" and the girl says "Me too" and the second panel is the same picture but over laid the guy is a picture of blue Orions from The Animated Series, and over the girl is a picture of Tendi from Lower Decks

Image: Scotty smiling happily at the Enterprise warp core from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Text: Get someone who looks at you the way Scotty looks at his warp core.

The de-evolved lizard versions of Captain Janeway and Tom Paris

An old Twitter screenshot from Jessie Earl (@jessiegender) from Jun 13, 2021 that reads: "Transgender folks are like Galaxy Quest. Sure Galaxy Quest wasn't assigned as a Star Trek film at birth, but only fools deny that it isn't truly a Star Trek film. In fact, it's one of the best Star Trek films of all time. The same with trans folks."

1st panel: An image of some sort of a black band that reads "PROFITNESS" with the PRO in slightly larger letters
2nd Panel: Data on the left saying "Pro Fitness" and Quark on the right saying "PROFIT ness"

Garak in a green striped garment with a big smile doing "jazz hands"

A white rectangle with black text reads: "When people say they want Star Trek to stop dealing with social issues:" and a photo of Data saying "I understand your concerns. Request denied."

First Panel: Jadzia with pursed lips says, "Julian, I'm a lesbian"
Second Panel: Julian with an open mouth says, "What?"
Third Panel: Kira with a matter-of-fact look says, "Julian, I'm a lesbian too"
Fourth Panel: Julian, looking concerned, says "Is there anyone on this station who likes men?"
Final Panel: Garak is shown with a smile and a hand raised facing the camera

A screenshot of Facebook Messenger messages:
Cyborg Mod, Queen of Long Hair: "She probably poops in all-caps"
Peanut Hamper (she/her/hers): "i poop in comic sans."
"all lower case"
"no punctuation."
IM ON A BOAT: "I'm a wingdings shitter myself"
Cyborg Mod, Queen of Long Hair: "I poop in Papyrus, of course"

First Panel: Caption: "A Measure Of A Man" The ship, Enterprise 1701-D, is parked at a Starbase

Second Panel: Riker pulls a blurred body part from Data

Third Panel: Riker holds up the body part with the caption "A soul crushing 13 inches."

Final Panel: a black background with Star Trek TNG font that reads "Music By Ron Jones" and a small credit to "Trek uncensored memes tng"

Rom from star trek saying "moogie!"

Star Trek: The Next Generation's Captain Picard leaning in too close to an uncomfortable-looking Doctor Crusher. Captain reads "when your girl wants you to stretch her queer chapel for the first time but she doesn't know your ham candle is so fat it has a girth certificate"

First Panel: Tuvok's hands approach Kes's face. Caption: "I put my hands up on your cheeks"
Second Panel: Tuvok's face is focusing for a Vulcan mind-meld. Caption: "When I think, you think, we think.

Reference: https://youtu.be/dZPQdZLyHYE?si=hL8k2TWRq0gdi5cy

Added text to a photo that says: This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing". Bathroom stall reads: "Scotty, don't beam me up yet. I'm taking a shi-" with a long marker trail on the i going upwards