Homer J. Fong

@a2koc.bsky.social

780 Followers 893 Following

aka Max Power aka Lance Uppercut aka Esteban de la Sexface Ibid., Your Honor.

Smoked rosemary Negroni
Elaine looking confused when asked if there’s anything wrong with Kramer
Insta post that says “Did the name odysseus already exist before the odyssey? or was Homer just like "This is my new book The Journey' and our hero's name... Journathan"
George Costanza mocking the masseuse's cancellation policy.
French 75 with a sprig of rosemary
Peruvian chicken thighs w/ chimichurri sauce on ciabatta + slow-roasted corn on the cob
Post that says "If a rich dude finds a way to square exploitation with his faith, know that his faith is just a fig leaf or virtue signal."
Noted Stan Winston aficionados Dave and Chainsaw (Summer School, 1987) giving two enthusiastic thumbs up.
Dr. Crusher enjoying a Riker slurry
Mark Zaid bragging about getting security clearances for guys with child p*rn issues.
@jamesrball.com being a willfully obtuse and cowardly troll
Simpsons s7e8 (“Mother Simpson”)
Noted massage lover Deshaun Watson
Homer Simpson doing the Poochie bit but it’s about Mike
Tweet by @edsbs: “Again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn't be doing every day, why not you”
The Planetarium on Myst
Screenshot of the classic @maplecocaine tweet that says, “Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it”