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Screenshot of a 2014 tweet by @mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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4-armed purple catgirl in casual wear, striking a confident and happy pose.
Group shot of the Starfox characters standing in a line, shown from the knees up. The developers have claimed that the statues were intended only for shots such as this and that other shots of the characters' crude metal legs from the knee down were never intended as part of their depictions.
A 4-armed purple catgirl dancing under club lighting, pressing headphones to the sides of her head where her ears aren't.
An image of a snake girl with her tail formed into a heart shape while looking coyly away from the viewer.
Screenshot showing The American Service-Members' Protection Act page on Wikipedia, redirected from the page for "The Hague Invasion Act"
A character headshot with orange/bronze metallic skin; short blonde hair; black horns shot through with golden "lightning"; eyes with inky black sclera, golden pupils, with cats' eye vertical slits; and an extremely long tongue that loops out of her mouth and extends out of the picture.
Femi Tarot tied from the ceiling with button-mash icons over each boob.
A gif of Christopher Reeve's Clark Kent looking nervous and vulnerable before taking off his glasses and assuming a more "Superman" pose. A remarkable physical transformation accomplished by nothing more than changing his posture and facial expression.
Screenshot showing the Bluesky Settings -> Accessibility page where a user can force the requirement that they remember to add alt text before posting.
Laundry instructions showing dosage of between 15 and 45 ml per load, while supplying an 80ml measuring cap; likely leading many to use double or triple the amount of detergent they require.
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A 4-armed purple catgirl dancing in a club setting
Showing where the Chat option is, followed by the Chat Settings icon.
Excerpt from the old community guidelines: Treat others with respect. For example, no: Harassment or abuse directed at a specific person or group, including but not limited to, sexual harassment and gender identity-based harassment Promoting hate or extremist conduct that targets people or groups based on their race, gender, religion, ethnicity, nationality, disability, or sexual orientation Threats of violence or physical harm, or content that encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against people, groups, or animals Encouraging self-harm or suicide Depictions of excessive violence, gore, torture, dismemberment, or non-consensual sexual activity Misleading impersonation of other individuals, organizations, or entities
These rules do not prevent you from posting content that involves violence without glorifying real-world harm, including: Professional combat sports, martial arts demonstrations, and regulated extreme sports. Discussion, analysis, or depiction of violence in clearly fictional or artistic contexts such as literature, film, television, video games, and visual arts.
These rules do not prevent you from posting content that involves violence without glorifying real-world harm, including: Professional combat sports, martial arts demonstrations, and regulated extreme sports. Discussion, analysis, or depiction of violence in clearly fictional or artistic contexts such as literature, film, television, video games, and visual arts.
Transcript of Bluesky's previous community guidelines: B. Treat others with respect. For example, no: i. Harassment or abuse directed at a specific person or group, including but not limited to, sexual harassment and gender identity-based harassment ii. Promoting hate or extremist conduct that targets people or groups based on their race, gender, religion, ethnicity, nationality, disability, or sexual orientation iii. Threats of violence or physical harm, or content that encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against people, groups, or animals iv. Encouraging self-harm or suicide v. Depictions of excessive violence, gore, torture, dismemberment, or non-consensual sexual activity vi. Misleading impersonation of other individuals, organizations, or entities
Section B of the previous Bluesky Community Guidelines: B. Treat others with respect. For example, no: i. Harassment or abuse directed at a specific person or group, including but not limited to, sexual harassment and gender identity-based harassment ii. Promoting hate or extremist conduct that targets people or groups based on their race, gender, religion, ethnicity, nationality, disability, or sexual orientation iii. Threats of violence or physical harm, or content that encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against people, groups, or animals iv. Encouraging self-harm or suicide v. Depictions of excessive violence, gore, torture, dismemberment, or non-consensual sexual activity vi. Misleading impersonation of other individuals, organizations, or entities
AI transcript of section B of Bluesky's deprecated Community Guidelines: --- **B. Treat others with respect.** For example, no: i. Harassment or abuse directed at a specific person or group, including but not limited to, sexual harassment and gender identity-based harassment ii. Promoting hate or extremist conduct that targets people or groups based on their race, gender, religion, ethnicity, nationality, disability, or sexual orientation iii. Threats of violence or physical harm, or content that encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against people, groups, or animals iv. Encouraging self-harm or suicide v. Depictions of excessive violence, gore, torture, dismemberment, or non-consensual sexual activity vi. Misleading impersonation of other individuals, organizations, or entities
Image showing cm arrow pointing to the Feedback button at the bottom of the "hamburger" menu in Bluesky's Android app.
A classic pinball table made by hammering small nails (pins) into the surface of a sloped table, hence the name. The ball is launched up the slope of the table using a plunger similar to modern tables. The pins are laid out to create "baskets" the ball might land in, each with a score value to create a competitive game.
The image is titled “ability.” Text reads: “Art is a cycle, sometimes you draw really well, then sometimes you feel like you can’t draw at all! In reality you are always slowly improving, it’s just cycle of seeing vs drawing that makes you think you are doing worse. Understanding how this works can help an artist power through art blocks (for you are simply improving your ability to SEE), and not get too cocky during art highs!” The chart has two wavy lines over time. The blue line is labeled “Skill at making art.” The red line is labeled “Skill at seeing or evaluating art.” At the top, two headings read: * “Perceived Skill: Art Skill > Ability to see. Wow my art is getting really good!” * “Perceived Lack of Skill: Art Skill < Ability to see. Ugh I can’t draw anymore!” Additional text near the lines: * “Your art seems to get less bad and then it gets really awesome because your ability to see is still catching up to your art skill here.” * “Actual skill steady, but your art seems steadily WORSE. It’s just your ability to perceive art getting better so you can criticize your own art better!” Two boxes mark points on the curve: * Blue box: “ART HIGH (Wow this the best picture I’ve ever made etc.)” * Pink box: “ART LOW (aka art blocks, wow I suck, etc.)” In the lower right corner is the word “time.” In the lower left corner is the text “shattered-earth.com.”
A 4 armed woman with demon horns and a long tail reaching up on tiptoe to pick an orange from a tree.
Screenshot of the BSky user interface highlighting the + button that allows the editing of multiple posts before posting them all in a chain.
Screenshot of a tweet by the satirical account "Bird Rights Activist" @probirdrights saying "I am feel uncomforable when we are not about me?"
A set of 90 degree USB C adapters of varying profiles.
A Funko Pop, chibified version of the Doom Slayer.
The Rights section of the Gmail Terms Of Service: This license allows Google to: host, reproduce, distribute, communicate, and use your content — for example, to save your content on our systems and make it accessible from anywhere you go publish, publicly perform, or publicly display your content, if you’ve made it visible to others modify your content, such as reformatting or translating it sublicense these rights to: other users to allow the services to work as designed, such as enabling you to share photos with people you choose our contractors who’ve signed agreements with us that are consistent with these terms, only for the limited purposes described in the Purpose section below
A picture of a pin-up girl eating crackers in bed and reading, with her legs pointing up. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pin-up-girl-eating-crackers-in-bed-and-reading-with-legs-up
Screenshot of one of Spade_NSFW's posts being reposted by chromapan.bsky.social
The author's "let them fight" post, next to someone else's "let them kill each other" post.
Image showing the BlueSky Accessibility page and the options for requiring alt text on your own posts, and the larger alt text badge.
Kat, a 4-armed purple-skinned catgirl dancing in a club environment, looking toward the viewer.
A mobile phone wrist strap with a tiny attachment loop, that could conceivably be threaded into a two holes drilled into a chapstick base.
An upper body sketch of an animal woman with very large breasts. The image has been cut off at the bottom due to scrolling, which reframes it as a chibi figure. Scrolling further reveals the huge breasts and destroys the illusion.
A screenshot of a Tumblr post. Quote: "Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you." end quote. It's mocking the proliferation of video streaming sites.
A screenshot of the BSky settings screen, highlighting the setting to force one's posts to require alt text.