Aanand

@aanand.style

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Inventor of the “Aanand style” of eating pizza

It’s Toat Tuesday
The new policy of non-communication, not elaborated upon by Norsten herself, was announced during a phone call to her apartment early Monday morning in the suave, confident tones of an Italian or possibly Portuguese individual of indeterminate height and muscle tone. Phone records indicate the statement was made at 9:35 a.m.—approximately one hour and 25 minutes too early for the speaker to have been a platonic visitor who did not spend all last night giving the love of your life everything you never could.
Aalto 3-legged stool
Four posts in sequence: - a heat map of France showing extreme temps - @thwphipps.bsky.social saying “Hot innit” - @nymetrowx.bsky.social celebrating “VERY good” New York weather - @jcoglan.com talking about packing a desk fan for a trip
Niles Crane sitting in a sensory deprivation tank looking wet and despondent
Picture of Garfield captioned "YOU ARE IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA"
A jacked topless man drinks an espresso by a window. Overlaid is the text: Every “clothes man” is a man made of meatballs.
Tweet from @aanand, March 17th 2023: The two types of DS9 episode are “Faith in Times of Darkness” (Sisko’s grief over losing his wife causes him to commit a war crime) and “Big Shoes” (O’Brien gets new shoes that are too big)
Google search for “nvm” with AI overview saying “No worries at all! Just let me know if you change your mind or if you need help with anything else later on.”
Life Without Buildings - Any Other City
Oren Ambarchi - Hubris
The “I guess we doin circles now” meme
Circle drawn with stunning 92% accuracy
Serena-Maneesh - Serena-Maneesh
Carsick Cars - Carsick Cars
Bluesky explore page with a single recent search for the Marathon account
It’s Toat Tuesday (in the style of the Burger King logo)
A rolled-up slice of pizza
Reminder: Biometric Verification Still Outstanding Reminder: Biometric Verification Still Outstanding
POS screen showing the tip options
Triage from Marathon smoking Good Guy Greg’s joint; “FEELIN’ BETTA?” bottom text in Impact
Aim - Cold Water Music
Recording of a Marathon run in which I die within 17 seconds, a personal record
Photo of my legs in a bath with acidic green water and a bright pink shower curtain
Autechre - Amber
Guided by Voices - Alien Lanes
Footage from a Marathon run, in which I kill a Rook while they say hello and ask me how my day is going on proximity chat
Web page with "Skip to content" and "Site Navigation" text at the top left, and then just a fucking gigantic A, only the top of which is visible above the fold
Sisko: does not know, does not invest Dax: does know, does not invest Bashir: does not know, does invest Quark: does know, does invest
@aanand on March 17th 2021: 'Check this new word out: "toat"'
Gregg Turkington wearing angel wings with an unlit cigarette in his mouth
Footage of a person in a witch hat with some crosshair stuff and “GREGG’S POV” overlaid
Footage of shelves in a boot shop with the caption “LET’S REBOOT!!!”
Tim Heidecker fighting back a laugh
Gregg Turkington wearing angel wings with an unlit cigarette in his mouth
Tim Heidecker against an American flag
Tim Heidecker presenting Joe Estevez with a medal
Gregg Turkington dressed as an angel
wukko @uwukko isn't it crazy how arm is british 15:46 • 13/03/2026 • 9.7K Views
Tweet from me: Ah fuck, I'm so sorry everyone Image: Coronavirus: WHO classifies COVID-19 as a pandemic Because you engaged with Tweets from Derek 13:08 • 11/03/2020
Aral Balkan favorited I don't get the @aral hate. He's tech's answer to @RichardDawkins, and every bit as valuable.
Alessandra Medeiros Coutinho <alessandra.coutinho@pucrs.br> to Alessandra have tried every means to reah u Alessandra Medeiros Coutinho <alessandra.coutinho@pucrs.br> to Alessandra have tried every means to reah u
Luis Serra, whom I literally am
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
Tweet from @JmeBBK: Nothing phone should've made their own Linux based OS.
DREDGE Since you wish for ROUTINE
Gorton Freeman
Here's what's been cancelled in New York and New Jersey due to the coming blizzard
Same picture
Clown
Screenshot from the macOS weather menu showing Brooklyn at -7 degrees (Celsius fwiw), partly cloudy, high of -4, low of -14, feels like -13, wind chill at -6. The wind chill is presented in a widget that sort of looks like an interactive slider
Notification from the Shop app: Running low? 👀 Order more '' now
Google Drive capacity warning/upsell: “Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense” Dropbox Plus plan: “So true!”
“I don’t see any method at all, sir”