Aaron Arkaway

@aaronarkaway.bsky.social

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pronouns: he stole her

A cartoon of an old man on his death bed with a young boy by his side. The old man is saying, “I wish I found more pangrams”
“I love it,” he told a reporter who asked about the pot of money, effectively jamming his foot in the way of a door lawmakers had hoped to close. “I think it’s so important.” Highlighted text: No wonder Republicans want to put something in writing.
Jesus Halloween costume labeled as doctor
A Spooktacular Creations Halloween costume of a man in a white robe, red shawl, long beard. Titled Doctor
A Spooktacular Creations Halloween costume of a man in a white robe, red shawl, long beard. Titled “Doctor”
Four-armed demigorgon wearing a three-pointed diadem
Mel Brooks
Bud Cort stands arm up, palms out, dressed as a judge at his bench. A green desk lamp in before him and a sign reading "Bud Cort" is behind him.
Screenshot of Tobias Funke and Gob Bluth telling Michael Bluth that “this offer comes off the table at midnight tonight”
Screenshot of New York Times Spelling Bee. It reads: Not in word list. GABAGOOL
Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’ On topic after topic, President Trump made clear that he would be the arbiter of any limits to his authorities, not international law or treaties.
a lone man defiantly stands in front of a military tank
A picture of Dennis Duffy of 30 Rock with a caption: “technology is cyclical”
4. The law might have tolerated government conduct of this sort a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. But in the here and now, the First Amendment bars government officials from shutting down peaceful protests, and the Fourth Amendment (along with the District’s prohibition on false arrest) bars groundless seizures.
Not in word list: Innovented. Screenshot from NY Times’ Spelling Bee.
A video clip shows the four semi-finalists of the Great British Baking Show. Ruby is leaning forward on a table looking absolutely stunning. Briony is tense and resolute. Kim-Joy is eating her choux pastry. And the tent’s Eeyore, Rahul has is laying his head on the table in distress.
A car radio screen shows a bald white man in a dark suit jacket, white shirt, and dark tie. To the right, the display indicates the artist playing is Trouble Funk, the song and album titled Let’s Get Small.
The Richter Quintuplets: Andy, Donnie, Chareth, Rocky and Emmett
Screenshot of a bunch of dick doodles. Subtitles read: “I couldn’t touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis”
American soldiers wade ashore from an amphibious Higgins boar during the invasion of Normandy on D-Day, June 6, 1944. Text in Old English font is superimposed on the image reading “This is not a great day”, attributed to Donald Trump.
A bald man sits behind an office desk. He has unnaturally white blue eyes and his mouth is hanging open. He is wearing glasses, a beige cardigan, a grey shirt and drab striped tie. He is Colin Robinson, an energy vampire who feeds on the pain of others—a character from the FX program What We Do in the Shadows.
Screenshot from a New York Times article reading: Even as Prime Minister Mark Carney said Canada was not for sale, President Trump did not give up. “Never say never,” Trump said. “I’ve had many, many things that were not doable, and they ended up being doable.”
A screenshot from the movie Contagion. Jude Law is wearing a bubble suit. All caps text reads: This is ivermectin. I've been taking it since the onset of the symptoms. If I'm here tomorrow, you'll know it works. All Family Pharmacy.