AC Cross

@aaronccross.bsky.social

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Author of Where Blood Runs Gold, The Boddicker Letters, and Zoo. Doctor but not that kind. Raconteur. Darn good cook. 100% undiluted awesome. Amateur memelord and shitposter. www.aaronccross.com

Text: Me waiting on you to react to all the garbage I post Image: Raccoon in a dumpster
Title: Sheephood is a spectrum Line with two arrows Left side: Angry goat with title 'I am designed specifically to give out concussions" Right side: Void-faced goat with title "Bweh :)"
Realistically drawn girl with black and white shirt Title: QUIZ: Are you even good enough to have Impostor Syndrome?
Cartoon rat screaming "You are just jealous! You are jealous because I am posting weird shit and you are not!"
Two paths. First path: shining castle with text "the sweet release of nothingness that comes from embracing the void" Second path: dark, stormy castle with text "job hunting in an economy where none of my skills are valued" Bottom: person with 'ME' as a label
Top panel: Speech bubble: what year is it? Mouth bubble: after lunch Title: Speech inappropriate Bottom panel: Speech bubble: what year is it? Mouth bubble: aawagga Title: Speech incomprehensible
A diagram of a pig (head, shoulder, back, middle cut, bacon, ham) but with a squid labeled 'squid' attached to the ass. To the ASS.
Top: Bilbo from 'Lord of the Rings' holding a banana - Text: After all, why not? Bottom: Bilbo holding banana with the Chiquita sticker now on his forehead.
Package of vegan ‘meat’ with the label ‘plant-based deli slices - roasted turk’y’. The rest of the text is irrelevant - the crime has been described.
Simpsons characters - Jesse being fingerprinted at police station Top text: Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: Bottom text: "This - I don't need."
Top panel: When you have a dream that shows you everything you want and then you wake up and see real life Bottom panel: Young man in a tie with the caption "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"