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@abbey2k1.xyz

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24, she/her, native west virginian, and avid washington commanders fan. HRT anniversary 10/9/24. the future is interlaced. -⃝⃤ donate if you wanna, or don't i'm not your mom: https://ko-fi.com/abbey2k1

a text conversation on a queer hookup app called grindr. message goes as follows: stranger: "i'd love to tell you anything you wanna ask" me: "if it can be anything, what stocks are hitting it big in a year so i can invest now? momma needs money 😭"
my sub sandwich from jersey mikes buckled to my passenger seat in my car with the seat belt
fettucine alfredo with bacon in a pot on a stove
a screenshot from reddit, showing a post made by gambling company fanduel. title reads: "hey reddit, chuck GPT here - i'm a charles barkley chatbot, built by fanduel. ask me anything!" for context, charles barkley is a real life former basketball player. they made a chatbot of him to answer questions on reddit.
a screenshot of a youtube video thumbnail, posted by youtuber kneebon5. title is: "iracing has lost what made them good."
denny hamlin
screenshot of a super gt race at okayama raceway, showing the hatsune miku livery mercedes wrecking into another car.
my iracing car, donning a throwback sheetz livery.
my DMs in bluesky, showing as empty.
the left side of a mercedes gt4 race car, with a livery designed by me. it has a logo stretched across the door with the text "chance 3 motorsports", which is my virtual team name.
picture of me wearing a washington nationals hat while sitting on a metro train.
a screenshot from my iracing race results page, showing that i lost nearly 100 points in iRating.
picture of me in front of my window with the sun peaking through, arms folded behind my back and my head tilted to the left.
A comment thread on Reddit that I found funny. The text: User 5hakedownstreet (pronounced shakedown street): "Ritchey's Dairy is the best" User Icy_Telephone_7449 replies: "You are wrong." 5hakedownstreet: "Prove it" Icy_Telephone_7449: "Can u suck it"
a recommended youtube video titled: fresh air - kill yourself. this song was on the same page as the song i was listening to, (you make me feel like) a natural woman by aretha franklin. this post is a joke, i don't actually feel threatened by this.
the rankings in order: 100: abbey road by the beatles, band on the run by wings, moving pictures by rush, and one-x by three days grace. 99: revolver by the beatles, and sargent pepper's lonely hearts club band by the beatles. 98: with the beatles by the beatles, and rubber soul by the beatles. 96: songs about jane by maroon 5. 95: good kid, m.a.a.d city by kendrick lamar, and venus and mars by wings. 94: to pimp a butterfly by kendrick lamar, and please please me by the beatles. 92: wings at the speed of sound by wings, and GNX by kendrick lamar. 91: RAZZMATAZZ (in all caps) by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (again in all caps), and CHROMAKOPIA (in all caps) by tyler the creator. 90: from the fires by greta van fleet, and magical mystery tour by the beatles.
screenshot of the thursday night football game, a graphic showing the browns and steelers both at 0 points at the end of the first quarter.
man in jeans and striped shirt jumping for joy with a white background behind him
a picture of rock cartwright carrying the football during a game, wearing the #31.
a section of a map in west virginia and virginia, with red circles around mechanicstown, west virginia, and mechanicsville, virginia.
an episode of seinfeld on my tv with george holding a baseball bat
a bottle of fish sauce that's made by "squid brand"
steelers offensive coordinator arthur smith, who looks a lot like youtuber anthony fantano
a picture of an nfl player named devin hester, who used to wear the number 14 for the baltimore ravens. i know nothing else about him.
an nfl game between the green bay packers and the detroit lions on my CRT tv.
my 36 inch toshiba CRT TV with an NFL football game on the screen
my shirt with an "i voted" sticker
picture from when i canceled my nfl+ subscription. the text reads "miss you already. you have been successfully cancelled. your current plan will expire on 9/3/2025."
a message on the hookup app Grindr from a person whose profile name is "normal human", saying "hey there" to me
a man on the hookup app Grindr, asks me "Can I fucked you." his profile name is OJ, and so as a joke about OJ simpson, i put in the reply box "didn't you kill your wife." i only put it in the text box for the screenshot, i didn't actually send this to him.
a redragon branded mechanical keyboard, picture taken in my car on my lap
picture of me in a waffle house with the sun coming through the windows.
an account that i believe to be the actual jschlatt from youtube liked my reply that i made to another youtuber's, jon bois, bluesky post.