Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune

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AbbottAbsol from the bird site. A fallen fox/Titan of Misfortune called Catriphus/Trip! Birthday: July 22nd NSFW🔞 / 30 / He/Him / BLM / ACAB / Free Palestine Boyf: @spec-tacular98.bsky.social https://abbottabsol.straw.page/ https://ko-fi.com/catriphus

He came down from Heaven to settle a debt. Got blood on his hands and he can’t settle yet. Got hate in his eyes and a void in his heart. He walks where the wicked are soon to depart. His motto is hardship and toil and pain. Your luck runs afoul at the sound of his name. You’re cursing the sky, and he’ll answer your call. Wherever he travels, Misfortune will fall. — Unluckiest bastard this side of the stars! His justice is sterner than life behind bars! The crooked and greedy, they bet ‘til they bust! Then cash out their life to the great Catriphus! — His bounty was fat with a powerful grudge. He swore he would topple the wandering judge. That man made his money through lies and through theft. He’d built up his kingdom with slaves that he kept. He called out his name and he challenged him fair. With a gold-spangled Colt that he waved through the square. And sure as the sunrise, did Catriphus come To cut down this evil and finally be done. — Unluckiest bastard this side of the stars! His justice is sterner than life behind bars! The crooked and greedy, they bet ‘til they bust! Then cash out their life to the great Catriphus! — They took seven paces, then eight and then nine. The man turned ‘round early and fired six times. His lead found its purchase, he should’ve been dead, But that gunman turned slow and shot once in his head. They say he can’t die, that he’s Death given form. His hand’s lightning-fast and he’s fierce like a storm. But deep down he just wants to find his way home. So he keeps righting wrongs and continues to roam. — Unluckiest bastard this side of the stars! His justice is sterner than life behind bars! The crooked and greedy, they bet ‘til they bust! Then cash out their life to the great Catriphus! Unluckiest bastard this side of the stars! He’ll never be free from the curse of his scars! You’ll never live free if you never live just! Like the old, lawful prisoner they call Catriphus!