Abe Goldfarb

@abegoldfarb.bsky.social

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Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Look at all this shit I’ve done: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2026827/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_7_in_0_q_abe%20goldfarb

Jesse Pinkman beat to fuck and in despair shortly before declaring “I have nothing”
"Did I forgive her? Yes, nothing happened to me. It's okay," said Tony. "Don't do it again, take it easy."
A tweet from Erick Erickson: The succubus right is exhausting, sucking all the joy out of life. Don't go see Nolan, "it's woke." Don't watch sports. "It's woke." Don't do this. Don't shop there. It's like the Left — draining the joy from life in the name of some weird purity.
The poster for SOUND OF FREEDOM
Shirtless Christopher Walken holding a book, surrounded by weird alien masks. Also he is glaring cryptically.
Morgana (Helen Mirren) sprinkles gold dust all over her son Mordred (Robert Addie), who is clad in gold, nipple-sporting armor.
A tweet from Kevin Spacey: To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited-edition collectible ring engraved with Per Ardua Ad Astra-"Through adversity, to the stars." Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at kevinspacey.store Very limited quantities available for 3 weeks only. Once it's gone, it's gone. - KS Below this, an AI photo of Spacey holding up his fist at the camera with a ring on it that reads “FU” and PER ARDUA AD ASTRA”
A Chinese woman in a red dress who looks ready to fight, towering over the Rome skyline. In the center on a rooftop, a man and a woman who seem about to kiss.
A fake tweet from Lindsey Graham: “If we nominate Trump, my insides will get destroyed by a diarrhea parasite…...and I will deserve it”
Favorite helluva boss character you've voiced
Are you coming back to voice more characters on helluva boss
McDonald's order?
A little girl in rags and a golden goddess whose robes billow in the wind. They stand on logs above shimmering water.
What's something you really enjoy that you think would surprise people?
Favorite meal to go out for? What would you order?
Gorgeous man, are you stoned too?
Whats a role in a game you did where you think you'd have liked to play a different character? No shade to the original actor, but a role a colleague got that you think you'd have had a fun time with?
A picture of me in glasses and a blue velvet jacket and a white button down shirt, against a yellow background that shows a classic automobile. DRIVING MISS DAISY Broadway Veteran Abe Goldfarb Joins the Cast as Boolie Werthan! August 7th-23rd BELL THEATER at Bell Works
The five way fight scene that climaxes THE FURIOUS. Four dudes against each other, one dude against all.
Two Michael Fassbender robots in a cave. One is holding a flute up to the other. He says “Watch me. I’ll do the fingering.”
A black and white headshot of Bill Irwin, a bi-optic actor, with a red arrow pointing at his second eye and the words “second eye??!”
A poster for the movie POSTAL. Tagline: SOME COMEDIES GO TOO FAR…OTHERS START THERE The prevailing image is of George W. Bush (holding flowers) and Osama Bin Laden (carrying a gun) holding hands and smiling in front of a nuclear blast. Also there is a guy with a machine gun and Verne Troyer.
From BLOW OUT: Nancy Allen reaching out and screaming in front of an American flag
A tweet from Dan Aykroyd: Cracking some Heads to share with friends as we see Spielberg's masterwork 'Disclosure Day' for the third time. His research into UFO folklore is impeccable. He depicts the night Nixon took Jackie Gleason to see the E. B. E. bodies. Hope there's a sequel. The Old Tall Gray's peeps should blow into town and take him home.
A screencap of HARDBALL with Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson. Between them? The Noid.
Ed Harris as Walker. Dressed in black with a downturned hat. Looking quizzical.
Glenn Close playing a dude pirate with a big bushy grey beard, looking intensely at another guy.
Joe Taslim looking sweaty and alert, peering out from behind a giant ice block.
YOU WOULDN’T MAR A LAGO
Tom hanks looking sorta desperate in a suit wielding a massive shotgun in a fancy party in a luxury apartment.
Werner Herzog smiling raffishly and saying “So I shouted - Happy New Year losers!”
A bespectacled bearded man in a white button down shirt gazing adoringly at a profoundly bewildered infant.
Korean slaves in rags climb out of a smoky pit filled with their fellow laborers.
Me on a stage in front of a red curtain. Boxer briefs. Sneakers. Unbuttoned dress shirt. Pink tie undone. Wiggling around.
My eldest son, Peter, is a physician, he's gay, he and his partner have been together for 17 years, and I wish we'd see each other more often. (You call 3,000 miles far?) He graduated from the University of Washington Medical School in Seattle, where he now lectures and has a private practice; he is a Ph.D. in genetics; he was Phi Beta Kappa at Cornell as an undergraduate; he was a prodigy in botany, beginning to grow plants at age 6; he wrote for botanical journals at 12; and he is currently finishing a book about gay men's health. Among other areas of expertise, he is an authority on AIDS, with a great many patients, and was among a small team of physicians who went before the Washington State supreme court on the side of allowing doctor-assisted death. Peter is humane and intelligent, and I'm crazy about him. (One of the nice things about me is that I never brag about my kids.)
A binder cover The Oliver Experiment June 2026 29-Hour Reading Abe Goldfarb Swill Swindley
Me in a blue checkered shirt and thick glasses yammerin’
Me. Against a subway wall. Sweaty. Glasses. White button down shirt undone showing a bunny tattoo.
Anakin and Padme. Anakin looks real sad. He’s saying “I don’t like sand.”
A Metro Entertainment headline from 6/6/2023: Dan Aykroyd was baffled by beer ad backlash: 'What, trans people can't have a cold beer?'
A tweet from the Department of War. “GM. Trust the plan. 🇺🇸” Under that, a black and white picture of Donald Trump with glowing blue eyes pointing at the camera. And the words “LOCKED IN.”
Letterman: You think you're gonna see a regular movie, because it looks like a regular movie - the color is regular, it's bright, it's crisp. It's got the people you know and understand are talented and funny and should be in movies. And then Clifford begins. Flaherty: The goal was to make something that everybody loved. Gibbs: I remember that they were testing it, and it wasn't testing well, and the response that came back on a lot of the cards was that they wished he had died on the ride. They wanted the kid to die. And that was not, of course, the desired result.
A tweet from Bobjester: One of my friends saw it last night & said it was a good, fun, non-DEl popcorn flick. A tweet from Kevin Lamb: It definitely had some DEI (of the five person X-Wing squadron they were definitely "checking boxes"; two Asian men, a white man, a black man, and a woman leading them) but overall yes I'd agree that it was a mostly fun two hour diversion.
Charles Bronson and Jan Michael Vincent on an airplane dressed in 70s resplendence, Bronson reading a magazine, Vincent gazing at him yearningly.
A Burger King sign. “THE MANDALORIAN MENU IS HER”
best beach attire?
Any recommendations for interesting things to do/visit in Manhattan and/or Brooklyn?
You posted a bit ago about wanting to get back into into a film role. Maybe using an already existing example, what's the type of role you'd kill to sink your teeth into?
Thoughts on the 4th Matrix and its inclusion of Jonathan Groff, please.
Matthew McConnaughey and Jodie Foster staring at each other with frank, cheerful sexual admiration.
What advice would you give to upcoming writers?
Just me. Glasses and picnic table shirt.
Would you ever do Alessio's voice for us helluva fans
what is one album that everyone should have in their collection?
Top 3 films you think pretty much everyone should check out sometime?
Name something you really enjoy about Florida!