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@abh93.bsky.social

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he/him, musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to @eathotchip.bsky.social i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe i'd rather be eating lemon pepper wings or watching a weird old film reba mcentire is Getting Away With It

michael fassbender in steve mcqueen's hunger
michael bolton from office space, not the one who sucks
phil leotardo
rashida won easily lmao
whitoid spotted say goodbye crakka!!!!!
90/100, closest i've gotten so far on centurion (i did premier league but mls is there too)
charlie kirk face on the body of that one conservative influencer who's showing her pussy while she talks about immigrants killing god or whatever. caption: society
mickey mouse getting ready to show his kids (?) a movie on a projector screen
kyle gordon english guy rap, caption says "nah can't risk it"
opening line of "role model" by eminem
smiling through it all! can't believe this my life
the fish from that one sopranos episode. anyway, $4 a pound
taxi driver, travis bickle outside porn theater: no, no. this is a movie that a lot of couples come to.
chop suey sandwich
posts about sharon stone in basic instinct and spreading legs
pitchfork headline that gets tony iommi's name wrong
tony soprano cheering with his fist up
michael in the godfather: who's being naive kay?
pasta sauce for girls *who love to poop*
pasta sauce for girls *who love to poop*
make it make sense guy
the veterinarian/off the record doctor from breaking bad/better call saul
lindsay lohan's legs sticking out of a trash can in mean girls
henry hill in goodfellas, driving and looking around for helicopters in pursuit
gary lineker sitting in his own shit(e)
a bunch of influencers using the same language in a clearly coordinated campaign
someone using a million crying laughing emojis getting proven wrong on something easily searched in 5 seconds
homer simpsom: yeah, they'll do that
peekaboo, pierre by florence wetterwald
matt damon screaming in the odyssey
i know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards
ric flair woo
zohran shrugging
baylor football followed me
paul rudd in i love you man: "slappa da bass mon"
filing cabinet from bruce almighty
jim haggarty make it make sense infowars hogwater
the glands' self titled album
hoffa raising the flag after jfk's death in the irishman
tarantino in the opening scene of reservoir dogs
mitch mcconnell looking normal
kramer: do you ever yearn?
otacon scolding snake for jacking off
menu items at slutty vegan: one night stand, sloppy toppy, fussy hussy
what an odd thing to say
soup sucks ass, da share zone
forrest gump on the bench in savannah, offering chocolates and talking about getting bit by a bullet in the buttocks
eddie vedder dribbling a basketball at a show
agent cooper drinking coffee in the great northern, audrey to his left: i'm tired and a little on edge
data: i can now look forward to death
erling haaland going OOF
spiderman in boots, arms crossed: No
then die
david lynch in twin peaks probably shouting "COOP!"
the jay z lyrics that tarantino thought of when he walked out of the matrix reloaded and felt like kill bill was a better movie
raise hell praise dale (murphy)
harold and manny, the tough gay guys from seinfeld
kramer: hey, pig!
[dismissive masturbatory gesture]
the doctor, star trek voyager: [dismissive masturbatory gesture]