Roberta Sparrow

@abigbagofkeys.bsky.social

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Don't bother the snakes Leave all the snakes... alone

The Scaling Is Unreadable
A black cat standing on a gray mat looks up and meows at the camera
A black cat in the foreground and a tabby cat in the background on a patterned fleece blanket
a bottle of krug rose champagne in a display box
A space shuttle at the moment of liftoff with clouds of vapor around the roaring engines, creating a shape similar to op's cat and its fluff
A grocery shelf with three containers of liquid branded as "malk"
A dilute calico cat sits on my lap
The rear window of a kia Sorento sports one of those bootleg Calvin Peeing On Things bumper stickers and the thing he's peeing on is just words that say "Gun Control"
Looking down a wood floor staircase, out a picture window front door, there is a black cat in silhouette that is posed to be on alert for the orange cat she sees through the window on the front porch
A picture of a cybertruck Foundation Series or whatever taken through a muntined door window
A tabby cat with white whiskers doing Chicken Mode on a brown couch
a tape measure showing roughly 16 inches of accumulated light fluffy snow
Screenshot of noted arch conservative think tank Cato Institute's website with Radley Balko listed as a Fellow complete with his bald ass headshot
A tabby cat with white socks and his sister, a pure black cat, lounge fully stretched out on a paisley fleece blanket next to a couch bolster
A bully breed dog laying awkwardly on a colorful dog bed, snoring loudly
a screenshot of an episode of The Simpsons, the image is of a B2 bomber with "Bear Patrol" written on the side against a blue sky.
A tabby cat sitting awkwardly, shoulders bowed out over a chubby stomach, on a teal blanket
Kenny Powers behind a desk
A picture of a storefront on a shady city block, the name of the business is Punch Force, the logo is a picture of a fist with angel wings.