Abi

@abivasquez.bsky.social

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vocalist of UNDERDARK//co-founder of FIXER OPTIONAL//author of DEPRESSING SCI FI

The scene from The Simpsons where Homer tells Milhouse's dad that he sleeps in a big bed with his wife
A meme featuring a scene from Peter Jackson's The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, in which Grima Wormtongue is giving bad counsel to Théoden, king of Rohan. The characters are labelled Tony Blair Institute and Starmer respectively, insinuating the Blair Institute's negative influence on BritPol
A meme with three cats implying that a writer passes their trauma onto their characters, who in turn pass it on to the reader
Screenshot of the header of a Jezebel article from 8th September 2025 where they claim they paid some "Etsy witches" to hex formerly living Funko Pop Charlie Kirk. The article has an editor's not stressing that the article was published before Kirk's assassination and the Jezebel does not endorse political violence. You know, in case there was any doubt.
Surprise surprise, someone has been logged out of his toothbrush
Pig Destroyer - Phantom Limb
Stitch, from Disney's animated feature film Lilo & Stitch, pulling on his face in stress. The image is captioned "when your character decides it is their story now and deviates from your plotline"
2020s extreme metal band Underdark, standing in a field with some trees as a backdrop. Vocalist Abi Vasquez (that's me) is dressed as a ghost
Royal Mail falsely claiming that I was not in so they couldn't deliver my parcel.
A "doomer guy" meme with the caption "me in 2030 uploading my DNA sample to buy a replacement Gillette blade while my daughter is being molested by the same rich and powerful men who forced these laws on me to protect the children."
Headline in which part-time politician and full-time right wing media personality Nigel Farage calls for the deregulation of guns in the UK
A square icon for VIRTUA POP, my debut novel our next week. Picture a mess of wires with a purple/green colour split and some artefact bleed. It goes hard.
My peace lily, with three flowers blooming.
Pages 106-107 of The Thousand Year Beach by Tobi Hirotaka