Anya

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The graphic for “Rhythm & Police” - a song selection from 2000s-era Dance Dance Revolution. It features a silhouette of cartoon characters behind the song text - in front of a blue striped background.
A hand-written sign above a wall-mounted mailbox reads “Kinda gross science! Watch as ladybug larvae eat the aphids taking over this plant!” With an arrow pointing left toward a few leaves you can see in the background.
Small entryway to an indoor mini golf course POV the cashier. A laptop sits on a counter with a mustachioed bard and a person in a rat suit as its background. The back of the counter is festooned with stickers and post its. Beyond the counter is a curtained doorway to a darkened room, with a sign above that reads “The Alpha-Bestiary, A Monstrous Menagerie, Indoor Mini Golf, Enter Here.” A cartoon tentacle frames the doorway. To the right is a merch wall, with a smiling turd as one of the merch items. Outside the front door to the left you can see a rock wall.
Larval-stage ladybug sits on a hop leaf in close-up, feasting on an aphid. Larval ladybugs are kinda freaky, actually.
A line drawing on a digital tablet of a woman’s face and hair on a beaver’s body. An axe is in the beaver’s back. A speech bubble says “owie.” The tablet is sitting on a floral tablecloth, and lit by neon lights.
Lamprey in a wiggly pile at the salmon ladder.
Screen shot of a definition of “spermaceti,” which reads “spermaceti is present in greatest abundance in the spermaceti organ, or ‘case’ and in the ‘junk.’ The case is an elongated barrel-shaped” and there the screenshot cuts off.
The usual bs- a line drawing of a cartoonish human face in profile with two eyes on one side, cat ears, round body, cat tail, a human foot but no leg, and two big ole boobs resting limply on the floor in front of it. It looks comfortable and chilled out.
Potted plants emerging from every crevice about a whimsical wooden shack.
A square comic panel, drawn in pens and pastel marker hues. A person behind a desk says “congratulations, you are an integral part of our refreshed and renewed streamlined strategy” while holding a book titled “guide to redundancy.” A distraught person across the table says “wait! I don’t have a job anymore?” At the top of the panel are the words “sacrifice is key to enlightenment.”
A sieve of pepper seeds among a busy garden table.
A Godzilla toy holds a shrimp as if to eat it. Above it are the words “Shrimp Whisperer AK.” Below it: “2026 Calendar,” and also “featuring shrimpzilla, the photo that started it all!”
A man with an acoustic guitar stands alone on a stage under a spotlight in front of a seated audience. The photo is blue-hued.
A black and white line drawing of a creature with a circular humanoid head featuring many rows of eyes and noses moving up the face; its tongue is sticking out from an open mouth with spiked teeth. Otherwise in way of anatomy it has two feet with a few webbed toes and a polliwog tail.
A pencil sketch of a broski with a circular head featuring many rows of eyes and noses moving up the face; its tongue is sticking out and its front teeth are prominent. Otherwise in way of anatomy it has two big feet and a polliwog tail.
A pencil drawing on a sketch pad held by a hand, a bartop can be seen in the background. The drawing is of a creature in profile with a human head, three eyes on one side of its face, the body of a plucked chicken, odd two-toed feet, and tiny breasts. It is a very good drawing.
The bottom half of a mannequin stands on the sidewalk, one leg stuck out a little farther from the other, wearing knee-high striped socks and black converse. At the waist and nethers is an explosion of faux vines and drooping flowers. It leans rakishly against a grey and yellow brick wall. The sidewalk flows away into a point in the distance. Overcast sky, contrasted with the yellow of the wall and the green of the ..nethers.
Grond, the flaming iron wolf head battering ram from Return of the King which is also the baddest of ass.
Close up of a hand, squishing paper clay in a blue bucket. The video is spliced into three segments stacked atop one another, showing the squeezing hand at various degrees of zoomed-in. The bottom most section is the most zoomed in and it’s a lil nasty.
The sickos meme
Screenshot of an online menu, featuring an image of white ice cream with chunks of red and light brown. Text reads “Monthly Menu Series. Turkey Stuffing and Cranberry Sauce. Herbed brioche bread pudding with turkey sausage stirred into a salt-and-pepper ice cream and streaked with tart cranberry jam.”
A sponsored ad from FB from The Secret Portland (meaning they definitely spent money on this. The post’s text reads “Many people have already been captivated by the magic of Candlelight. Are you really going to resist? Get your tickets now!” Beneath it is an image of a live jazz band overlayed with an icon of a pin next to the word “Madrid.” Under that in big bold lettering is an entire sentence of Lorem ipsum filler text; the focal point of the entire ad.
A side by side image of Sam Porter Bridges of Death Stranding 2, the image on the left is his original design, the image on the right is him with large natties.
Cutout images of a cat appear in the bottom left and top right looking crazed, the background is a video of a plasma ball in action. The cat is clearly zooted but the wrong way.
The pixelated yeti from Ski Free
A view from above of a small tabby cat wearing a pink camo-patterned onesie with her head faced halfway toward the camera, getting scritchies, sitting on a yellow skirt.
A small tabby cat in a wildlife trap. She is hunched and forlorn, a look only worsened by the cold metal cage holding her. The trap is on top of a towel on top of a tarp, with another towel over the trap.
A fluffy brown tabby cat sitting on a cat perch looks up and away from the camera. I can’t understate how fluffy she is. Another cat in the photo to her right looks at the camera with caution. She is outside next to a cardboard box. Also a tabby, with more pronounced calico coloring and short fur.
A screenshot of Gandalf the Grey with the line “I have no memory of this place” overlaid along the bottom
A yellowish brown slug moves about on a hand, held close to the camera. It has gnarly eye stocks and a prominent hole on its side where it stores its genitalia.
Gollum from The Two Towers seen saying “once it takes hold of us it never lets go.” He looks stoic, concerned, amongst the reeds and grasses. Colors are muted.
A labubu with the body of a plush tempura shrimp is being lowered with chopsticks into a bowl of faux tempura shrimp with a sign that says “coming soon.” All but the product looks a little AI-ish. Alas.
A man sat at a cafe table flips and twirls a strip of napkin until it lands hovering in the air before him. He dances his hands around it as it remains aloft and still in the air.
An advertisement for DJ Furby which looks basically identical to a long Furby but it has a light up belly and is an official Hasbro product
Hands holding an eel-like fish - a pacific lamprey - with a circular suction mouth while it begins to attach to a tattooed forearm.
The cover of the book “Crafting With Cat Hair.” An orange and white cat gingerly (lol) sniffs a finger puppet portrait of itself made from felted cat hair. The author is Kaori Tsutaya.
A low lit photo of a movie screen. Still photos of whale tail and a dolphin are shown. The whale tail has lamprey dangling from it, the dolphin has a lamprey whisping down from its head like a strand of hair.
A quick line drawing. A rat/bat like creature with a little flipper and six pendulous breasts. It ends in a tail with no legs. Out of its mouth protrudes a goofy human face.
A scientific sketch of an eel-like, uh, fish? With a toothed plunger mouth and what appears to be a human ballsack hanging off its face. It has wise looking eyes. And holes? What are the holes for?
A close-up of a young tree, its leaves the telltale shape of a ginkgo. Pray it’s not the female of the species.
A book cover, the focus being a fleshy circular pucker of wrinkles. The title, “Anomancy,” above which is the author’s name, “Zhuang Yunfei.” The subtitle reads, “A treatise on the reading of the folds and wrinkles of the anus.” The general color scheme is beige with black text. It’s a beautiful cover in its graphic simplicity, pun intended.
A white bird shit with downward splatter lines and two darker spots that look like skull eyeholes. A sunny background. Honestly kind of photographically stunning.
A sun bleached photo in a mossy wooden frame is set on a wooden bench behind potted plants. Verdant greenery is abundant behind it. The photo is of a very pregnant woman in a wooded area holding a fuzzy blanket around herself with her stomach fully exposed. A sign on a trunk in front of her says “Love Your Mother.” A sign above the picture frame shows an image of Earth and also reads “Love Your Mother.” The entire setup is obviously a shrine of some sort.
A cardboard cutout of Elijah Wood as Frodo holding a sword. The prophet Elijah is also said to usher in a messianic age and will appear when humanity is ready. We open the door at Passover should he come by.
A fuchsia trillium flower. This plant is native to the PNW, and only flowers once a year. It takes nine years to eventually bloom, and once picked, that cycle has to start over. The flowers begin white but turn a purple-pink toward the end of their bloom.
A rather blurry photo taken at night up close with a camera flash of some curled leaves poking through dirt and old hay.
A flicker (woodpecker) can be seen atop a power poll, yelling a bunch and hammering his head on said pole. Video quality is poor.
Three images from the children’s book “In A Dark Dark Room.” The first image is an illustration of a man with long yellowed teeth, the man is wearing a red trench coat and a fedora, his face is lit by a match he holds. The second image is of a man wearing a flannel shirt, tall brown boots, and a red trucker cap, while smoking a pipe. His teeth are longer than the first man’s, and jagged. The third image is of a man with a bushy black beard, holding a newspaper under his arm and pointing at himself with his thumb. His teeth are easily longer than a finger.
An orange Home Depot bucket sits on a garden walkway filled with plant and dirt debris. In the foreground can be seen, though blurred, small white flowers amid green leaf blades. Between the bucket in the background and the remaining flowering bulbs in the foreground is an empty patch of dirt, recently disturbed.
Amorphous office items seen through a striated clear plastic divider. What can be made out is the torso and head of a shirtless man standing and smiling. It’s not what you’d prefer to return to your desk to see.
A printout of a young David Hasselhoff with his chest exposed is inconspicuously taped to a contraption labeled “plasma tube.”
A photo collage. The two pictures at the top are of a fluffy brown cat with a blue chuchu from Zelda on her head. The photo below is of two humans, each with a chuchu hat.
A dreary lawn. A weathered, waterlogged wooden table. Above the table stands a sign “Advice. Free.” On the table sits a headless torso, the neck covered by a pink knit hat. It wears a green tshirt advertising a bike group or store. The mannequin has one arm, extended forward - against it rests the scruffy head of a mop, whose handle stands on the ground.
The classic Simpsons meme “old man yells at cloud”
A screenshot of the age-old meme / Facebook flagging wordage: “What’s going on?” Followed by bullet points with the second option selected: “It’s annoying or not interesting” “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it” “I think it shouldn’t be on Facebook” “It’s spam”
Text above an image reads “A prototype Gameboy sedation device that would administer nitrous oxide as the child plays games.” The image below is of a young girl with a ponytail holding up a blue gameboy that is connected by a wire to a bulky blue (purple?) headset that covers her ears and wraps around her nose. In the corner of the image is a smaller image of the contraption, labeled with the words “distraction, comfort, sedation.”