Alex Bullett

@abullett.bsky.social

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Cartoonist and book production person

A toy moose and Dewey the dog
World leaders at G7 conference posing with shovels around a bog body
Big red front door of a church with a sign that says Sorry No Mass Today
Screenshot text not doing justice to Dick Rude’s line delivery in Repo Man “let’s go get some sushi … and not pay”
My notes app says “bank account: $1000000000” in a note from 2023
It’s Johnnie To’s Exiled, one of my favorite movies about bros being dudes. Rated M for moderate action violence which I guess includes filling a guy with bullets, dropping him out of a third story window and then filling him with bullets again.
The books are not organized.
NPR embroidered ball cap. “Chad’s House of Croissants” is crossed out with the words “Car Talk” above it.
Handwritten scare quotes around “novels” on a printed “graphic novels non-fiction” placard
Hand illustration w/ 7 fingers
The Norman Rockwell freedom of speech meme in stamp form
Heavy hatching illustration, orifice or cave or tomb or womb
Fleshy cross-hatching
Mifune as Yojimbo saying “I’ll get paid for killing. And this town is full of men who deserve to die.”
Minoru Suzuki saying “shut up. Hopefully you go outside and get hit by a car.”
Forced birthers are liars. This is a factual statement, rather than a moral statement. They lie about medical care, about doctors, about children. A popular webcomic artist believed in forcing people to carry pregnancies to term. His fans found out and became upset. (Forced birth is very unpopular!) As this impacted his income, the artist released a statement saying he changed his mind. Abortion, he believed, was okay now. An opinion that developed overnight while watching his patreon subscribers drop. When convenient, forced birthers will even lie about their opinion on forced birth. I used to get in flame wars over abortion with a specific cartoonist on the Strip Fight forums. This was over 20 years ago. I even submitted a trite and clumsy comic about how a fetus wasn’t a baby. Since then, the cartoonist I once fought has changed their religion, gender, and opinion on abortion. People can change! It just doesn’t happen overnight or because a 14-year-old Alex Bullett is roasting you on an internet forum.
Space aliens who are Christian nationalists: big alien says “We must force women to bear offspring in the name of Christ.”
Lemon pigs, new and old
Pencil drawing of Bone covers!
Goblins see a crowned corpse caught in a bear trap “a brave man mightve saved himself.”
Goblins stand in front of a corpse with a crown chained to its head “looks like they wanted him to wear it forever.”
A crowned corpse has a sword run through it. Big goblin says, “a small minority are worried about the regicide epidemic.”
Panel 1: The knight is fully enveloped by Death's cape, "I love my cards."
Panel 1: The knight sinks into Death's cape, "Plague can kill all of the peasants."
Panel 1: The knight, "Respiratory infection?"
Panel 1: The knight, "A plague?"
It’s a selfie. My beard is a mess but I’m still cute in my ranma shirt in front of Matisse’s “Icarus”
Panel 1: The knight, "Dying is for poor people."
Panel 1: "Death stands before you, sir knight."
Panel 1: Death, "You've no complaints about your life?"
The goblins observe a crowned skeleton run through with swords, small goblin says “one guy was mourning him and we all laughed at that guy.”
Panel 1: The knight, "My squire was a flawed man. He COMPLAINED." More corpses have appeared in the foreground.
“Space aliens who are Christian Nationalists” the big alien says to son alien “we must force women to bear offspring in the name of Christ”
Panel 1: The knight, "I miss my squire."
Panel 1: Death leans in, "I met your squire recently. An angry man."
Panel 1: The knight looks serious, "My squire was BOTHERED by death."
Panel 1: Death asks "How many deaths?"
Panel 1: The knight, "Why are you standing? It's your turn."
Panel 1: Death "Plague surrounds you, sir knight."
Mr Boop and The Mysteries
Close up of werewolf racecar getting crucified. Frankenstein racecar and Dracula racecar are sad about it.
Panel 1: The knight speaks in front of a crucified werewolf racecar. Other monster racecars observer. "In the Mourn novels, werewolf racecar DIED."
Panel 1: The knight holds the corpse like a puppet, "In Mourn: The Game you can reanimate dead bodies."
Panel 1: Death stands. "It's odd, sir knight, that you'd play games sitting next to death."
Panel 1: The knight solemnly observes his cards. "Children can learn to play this game."
Panel 1: Death sits, looking at a hand of cards. "So your monster cards fight my monster cards?"
Panel 1: Behind the knight hooded figures raise their arms around a burning tree struck by lighting, the knight "In Mourn: the Game, our cards represent spells."
Panel 1: Death stands before the reclining knight. Death says "I'm curious."
Mourn the Game 003 process shot
Panel 1: The knight explains "This CTCG is called Mourn the Game. It's the greatest CTCG of all time.
Mourn the game 002 original art (further alt text in post w/ actual webcomic)
Panel 1: Stark white in a black robe, death appears curious, "Collectible trading card games?
Stark white in a black robe, death stands on a rocky shoreline, "Death approaches."
Akira book one Tetsuo riding his motorcycle with his arms crossed. It looks cool as hell.
Technical pen illustration: Death looms over a knight. A corpse is slumped over a card game. A werewolf racecar is behind them. Mourn the game coming soon!!
Technical pen illustration: Death looms over a knight. A corpse is slumped over a card game. A werewolf racecar is behind them. Mourn the game coming soon!!
Porch view. Jade plants and oregano looking rough. Thyme and sage a-okay. Sunflowers poking up behind.
Technical pen illustration of a corpse slumped over a playmat and TCG deck
Goblins stand before a corpse wearing a crown. Corpse is full of swords. Big goblin says “that’s why normal kings trick teenagers into fighting wars.”
Mass market Foundation trilogy covers, each showing a monochrome abstract geometric form that has the characters on it.