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Handsome Italian superhero Luigi striking a pose with a giant green exclamation mark
A screen grab of bugs bunny and Daffy Duck looking accusatory out of frame surrounding a post on which a flyer depicting Elmer Fudd has been affixed, with the words “CEO SEASON”. The image is captioned “WHEN CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS EMERGES”.
a cop shitting on its own balls
Wikipedia entry about the 1996 Bulls, which means something if you know anything about basketball.
The most perturbing question for the liberal is the question of violence. The liberal’s initial reaction to violence is to try to convince the oppressed that violence is an incorrect tactic, that violence will not work, that violence never accomplishes anything. The Europeans took America through violence and through violence they established the most powerful country in the world. Through violence they maintain the most powerful country in the world. It is absolutely absurd for one to say that violence never accomplishes anything. Today power is defined by the amount of violence one can bring against one’s enemy — that is how you decide how powerful a country is; power is defined not by the number of people living in a country, it is not based on the amount of resources to be found in that country, it is not based upon the good will of the leaders or the majority of that people. When one talks about a powerful country, one is talking precisely about the amount of violence that that c
Trump hearing about rbg for the first time
Donald Trump at the lectern with an apparent wound to his ear, being hugged by what appear to be secret service in front of a crowd of agitated Trump rally attendees
Meme of two panels, one above the other. The top panel is captioned “democrats working to stop leftists” and it’s Patrick from SpongeBob examining a microscope in a lab coat. The second panel is captioned “democrats working to stop fascists” and it’s Patrick again but this time shirtless looking hopelessly confused with a hammer in his hand and a board nailed to his own forehead in front of a wooden bench with a saw embedded in it and various boards and a wrench strewn about.
Sydney Sweeney being as perfect as a sunrise, standing in a doorway in a two piece bandanna inspired outfit, barefoot and leaving very little to the imagination
An excerpt from Kwame Ture’s “Pitfalls of Liberalism”, 1969, wherein he posits that violence is normalized and found acceptable in a society only where it benefits the oppressor and never the oppressed.
how to fix america, the manual (it is a picture of the front cover of Che Guevara’s Guerrilla Warfare)
druski pointing at himself like “me?” in response to May saying she’s only dating men who love and respect her which means it’s my opportunity to come off the bench and secure a starting role
Democrats telling me to lookup dunbars number and realize that people beyond the 150 or so we can know personally are just an abstraction. Disgusting.
Jimi Hendrix’s penis cast in a museum as posted on Reddit and it looks uncannily like mine (ahem, ladies)
jay-z bobbing his head to a banger (gif) (just, like, imagine it)
voltaire is a fucking idiot, french, and dead
boxer saying ok ima fight cheating discourse then just below same boxer drinking water saying damn cheating discourse got hands and listen I will not sit here and be judged for my low quality contributions to discourse, I’m more of a volume poster and shooters shoot
She just died? Wow, I didn’t know that. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing life.
this was supposed to be a link card but it wasn’t working so it’s kinda bullshit I need to put alt text but basically it’s a link to the chapo’s soundcloud from twitter
just some libshit honestly it’s better you don’t know
a box of the silver palate “thick & rough” oatmeal in a grocery store
Sabrina Brier saying “oh”, a meme, it’s much better as a gif but we mustn’t give the boomers any ideas
a meme from the ancient texts with a baby Justin Timberlake in blue tinted glasses and a turtleneck with the words “IT’S GONNA BE MAY” also good god may you are a smokeshow
A large blue cup sitting on the grate of a fountain machine with “the big thirsty” emblazoned across the cup in large stylized font, remnants of drinks long since enjoyed by their pourers sits just underneath the grate reminding us all of our impending mortality and the importance of savoring each moment
a screen grab of an episode of family guy featuring Peter griffin sporting regal attire wearing a sash declaring himself the “king of the black people” in the family kitchen/dining room
A two panel meme with Troy from Community (the inimitable Donald Glover) holding a stack of pizzas in a nice blazer and button up, walking into the doorway of an apartment with a look of shock and dismay at the scene in the second panel below, which is a much wider short with Troy and the pizzas just off center but in the background of Jeff Winger holding a towel that he is using to fight the fire that’s broken out in the living room while Annie and Abed flank Pearce who is laying on his back just to the right of the fire. Through the cutout in the wall we can see Brittany looking horrified in the kitchen to the right of Troy. Phew this alt text was a doozy and I’m sure I missed a million details, if you’d like clarification just ask and I’d be happy to attempt to describe the scene in further detail. I need a nap.
A sandwich, open faced, on a white plate with blue accents on a wooden table. One slice of white bread is pictured with sliced meat and a leaf of lettuce arranged such that it looks like a juicy pair of cheeks, while the other slice of white bread is garnished with a splotch of mustard in the figure of a hand, so as to give the illusion of “smacking dat azzz” once the two sides are brought together in a traditional sandwich configuration. Looks like it might be good with rice.
a black and white photo of a young girl smiling in some form of smock, the smile seems genuine but her eyes belie the kind of fiery ambition that would make her president and even give her x-men like powers over the weather. oh yeah it’s a photo of young neoliberal girl boss prime hillary clinton but that was obvious from the description already
four panel meme depicting padme and anakin having a conversation in a field. Anakin says the rich men suck in P1, padme cheerily responds “because they shouldn’t exist or you’re not one?” in P2, the camera zooms in slightly on anakin in P3 and padme looks slightly worried in P4
Photo of Argosy tours advertising their tillicum excursions
a particularly treacherous portion of Apple Music’s “I miss emo” playlist featuring from first to last’s Emily followed by screaming infidelities by dashboard confessional and if you look closely you can see the pieces of my shattered heart
Shot of a stage at the fall out boy concert from mid level seats, the stage is lit with purples, reds, and blues, but no specifics can be discerned from this zoom level
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Kevin Hart putting his hands up like “I’m guilty”
scott wilk saying parents should flee california
Noah’s NY bagels coffee cup in the background of a photo of a bacon egg and cheese bagel (on Asiago) on wax wrapping paper
a photo of a vertical black well used brinkmann gas cabinet smoker (housing brisket, but closed) next to a grill upon which apparatuses are laid- two thermometers and an igniter. A propane tank is also pictured.