Abe 🌈

@acabraham.bsky.social

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professional pizza boy, recreational overthinker he/him, pdx, go Ms

“Feel like pure shit just want her back x” meme
A black t shirt that says Jenny Holzer Truism in white text
Screenshot from Portland Metro Chambers website (which isn’t properly set up for dark mode, pathetic!) showing six of their platinum level members: Amazon, Google, Nike, Pacific Power (of the 2020 wildfires,) the city-funded Downtown Clean & Safe program, and the Oregonian.
Abe also is closest matched to Zohran
A t shirt with home plate colored like the trans flag and “baseball is for everyone” surrounding it in different languages and a lithograph print of the Mariners 2026 schedule & portraits of the players (plus Rick Rizzs & Humpy the Salmon) in action
View from the Bob Stacey Pedestrian overcrossing
Text: Rereading Persepolis earlier this year, I found one of the rubber bands from my middle school braces stuck between the pages showing Marji's Iron Maiden poster I had an Iron Maiden calendar that year. Marjane Satrapi's work showed at least one obstinate teenage girl how much she had in common with every other obstinate teenage girl in the world. The man that bracesed girl grew into is very sad to no longer be sharing a world with Marjane Satrapi Image, from my instagram story: Marjane Satrapi as depicted in the Persepolis film wearing a jacket that says “Punk is Not Ded”
A bit of concrete that used be some industrial infrastructure & my bike along the Willamette river south of the Ross Island bridge
The Tilikum Crossing bridge viewed from near OMSI
Shirtless college boys in the stands at T Mobile Park, and also a bearded wizard wielding a trident and wearing a cape
Stadium stand shot during a Mariners game at T-Mobile Park. A bunch of shirtless guys & one bearded wizard wearing a sparkly cape and wielding a trident. Captions say “well, if you’re missing your son…”
Receipt from Abe’s job where some asshole tipped $2.50 on a $140 order
Partial section of Abe’s new birth certificate, showing that he is male & born in Portland Oregon
Three knit hats with rolled brims. Two are adult sized, one red one blue. One is kid sized and is purple. They all have green tops with “stems” on top. The hats are on top of a verdant, self-managed patch of plants.
Meme of a dog in a propeller hat with a lollipop looking simply happy
A chicken bacon ranch pizza with a braided crust. There’s also basil & ranch on top
Mayor Ted Wheeler as a senior at Lincoln high school in my mom’s yearbook. He’s wearing a tie & suit but basically looks like if you googled “white guy in 1982”
Two knit hats with rolled brims & green curly cues at the top. The smaller one is toddler-sized & a pinky purple color. The larger one is adult-sized and red.
A small red knit hat with a green top that has a curly green stem on top
Abe, a white guy with dark brown hair and glasses
So to sum up: -Hookset did a pre-sale inspection and told me to buy a truck that had $10k worth of critical suspension issues, and failed to identify or mention them -When they did work on the truck, they messed up front brackets, doubled their quote halfway through the work, set off several dash lights without explanation, and installed a faulty part (power steering gearbox) that started leaking -They misidentified the leak as motor oil, and refused to reconsider despite several other mechanics disagreeing with their diagnosis. They also cut off dialog in an aggressive manner DO NOT GO HERE.
Tumblr post reading: My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency caracalliope Follow Oct 10 Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin?
Chris Rose sports interviewing JP Crawford about his three dream dinner guests. They are: Bob Marley, MLK Jr, and Seth Rogan
Computer screen showing a tween-age child with a blond mullet wearing a plastic container shaped like a Washington State Ferry upside down on his head
The back blurbs of A is for Activist “Full of wit, beauty, and fun, we can think of no better way to learn the alphabet. Naomi Klein and Avi Lewis Author of The Shock Doctrine / Filmmaker. We need books for children that use words like justice, ally, freedom, and advocate. Rona Renner RN, Parent Educator, Host of Childhood Matters Radio Show This book is rad! Tomas Moniz Writer/editor rad dad zine, a zine on radical parenting TRIANGLE SQUARE books for young readers 9
In the days before the New York concerts, a major controversy arose when rumors circulated that the band would perform the song in New York. As such, both the Presidents of the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association and the City's Police Commissioner called for a boycott of Springsteen's shows.!10! The president of New York State's Fraternal Order of Police personally denounced Springsteen, describing him as a "dirtbag" and a "faggot". 17]
A Little Golden Book biography of Judy Garland & Liza Minnelli for young children
The Oregon coast with rocks at sea
A view of the Pacific Ocean, some rocky outcroppings, and houses
Abe, a white guy with brown hair & glasses, wearing a blue sweater that he knit
Abe before testosterone with round glasses
Dark Souls screenshot with “adderall refilled” on it
Buck Angel
Scorebug from the WBC Netherlands-Dominican Republic match showing the DR up 10-1
The homepage of Rapid Response Bio-Clean, showing several workers cleaning a large amount of garbage. The caption reads “restoring safety + recovering spaces”
2:40 85 Post Abe @acabraham.bsky.social federal income, state income, state property, social security, Medicare/medicaid, ORS TT, pretty much all the ones your parents do! Like how drivers pay gas tax to help counteract the outsize impact of individual cars on our infrastructure, $15/new bike is about the cost of cyclist wear and tear. 1:44 PM • Mar 3, 2026 2 likes
Abe with a ball python
doritochips.bsky.social @doritochips.bs... • 41m Call it what you want but I don't know that gun culture and storm troopers are engaging in misogyny per se. Men commit most ills in the world and have a weaker genetic make up. They have much more pychopathy. They are much more violent. 2 11 ..
Thinking about your hostility...you have little self awareness and seemingly invite people discourtesy from others, which you will then designate as "transphobic." Like I said, your exude toxic male energy. 2 • •• Abe @acabraham.bsky.social • 21h It is objectively transphobic to think that you can tell what genitalia someone has by how they post. It's also really creepy. 2 ••• Abe @acabraham.bsky.social • 21h Like, seriously, why do you care what Rodent has in their pants? Why are you continually bringing it up? If you have a crush, I hate to say it but they probably don't look like their pfp IRL as it's a cartoon. 2 •.. doritochips.bsky.social @doritochips.bs... Rodent brings it on. 1 • 20h ••. Abe @acabraham.bsky.social • 20h Rodent asked you to be publicly obsessed with their genitals? 1 ••.
A lil multicolor sweater
Tumblr user reallyreallyreallytrying: "average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, 250,698 notes
Abe’s arm with a fresh tattoo of a key
Text from the Portland Mercury reading “In the Partnership group chat, Owendoff shared a screenshot of a Bluesky post by an anonymous account called Genderless Rodent.”
A pint of tillamook ice cream sea salt & honeycomb toffee flavor with a spoon on top
Map of the US based on if I’d live there. There’s a lot of red.
Rapid Response BioClean parked illegally on a sidewalk in a bus zone
Rapid Response illegally parked on a sidewalk
42nd Ave between Gladstone and Boise, specifically the area where the Coffee Beer outdoor dining was, which is now two empty parking spots
Re: Citation question Hello Abe, Thank you for following up. As you can imagine, council offices have been busy. Everything moves too quickly, and it seems that there isn't enough time. Councilor Ryan was not referring to the Nazi party in his statement, which mentioned the 'national socialist platform.' The reference was meant to be the socialist national platform, and he has since amended his statement to clarify that. We certainly did not intend to cause any confusion. Here is a link to the ordinance for reference: 192122 | Portland.gov. Thanks again for reaching out, Abe. We hope you're having a great start to December! Best regards, Edna Aguirre Council District 2 Office of Councilor Dan Ryan
Abe’s Spotify wrapped; his top artists are Cheekface, Fountains of Wayne, the Magnetic Fields, Jeff Rosenstock, and Belle and Sebastian
A man with gray hair in front of a birthday cake
Historic and contemporary drop spindles and whorls used by different Coast Salish peoples. One whorl is positioned to display a formline carving. Several spindles have mountain goat wool spun into yarn.
Fake money with bible stuff on it
Ned@nedcabot.bsky.social • 1m Here's a brilliant progressive idea: let's provide criminals with a mode of transportation that allows them to come upon pedestrians with virtually no notice and escape just as quickly. Even better, it can be dumped anywhere!
Huge puddle covers a crosswalk in Portland OR
Abe dressed as Spock holding a pint
Abe dressed up like Spock from Star Trek
“Patey is one of the people in the video whose face isn't concealed. Another is Seth Todd, the demonstrator who started the frog costume phenomenon at ICE protests, and has been criticized for past online comments urging violence against Trump's "cronies.” says the Oregonian