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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Meets with Delegation of Democratic US Senators led by Majority Leader Chuck Schumer
messi bathing yamal
tweet from ayatollah saying "the repeated breaches of the agreement by the great satan" and then in brackets "[the US]"
when you are consumed with thoughts, write when you feel uninspired, read -stephen king
bill campaigning for hilldawg
rfk jr with speech bubble
sent ohanian the quoted tweet telling him they're cancelling him on bsky too
don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it -abraham lincoln
They may say he died of arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease, but I know he died of a broken heart.
qoute from man stabbed "what are you going to do, stab me?"
a "satirical" post from the halfway post, stolen word for word by three other accounts with thousands of likes each, all from the last 24 hours
oops i did it again
reposting the same quote tweet after author removed the first one
quoted tweet (neymar bought himself a watch, haaland donated a book) with a circle around haaland's wrist where a watch is
while many of you are likely yelling go patriots or go rams im yelling go iran
i hate it when sex offenders stick together sticking together is what sex offenders do
can you imagine a world without meta? the whole world laughing and dancing together under a rainbow and smiling sun
looks like those clowns in congress did it again. what a bunch of clowns.
macarthur parker, troy mcclure's agent in classic simpsons episode a fish called selma in which he tells troy hollywood will give him more work if he gets married and has kids
We all know I ran a perfect campaing [sic] but was sabotaged by the Left. Avenge me by being annoying to Bluesky leftists. -Vice President Kamala Harris
liberal bojack: Crazy how America is more bothered about a footballer player getting a red card than they are about school shootings and the fact their president is a rapist sex offender.
caesar with speech bubble
my tweet thanking trump for negotiating balogun's suspension being removed posted before this was confirmed
carlin: it's a big club and you ain't in it
the peeing boy of brussels
July 1 video: NBA rumors: The player Pistons could lose amid Jalen Duren drama
trump claiming the woke left put algae in the reflecting pool
I am hearing that on his deathbed Mitch McConnell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
smithers: perhaps if we wait, 47 will 86 himself for us
audio of the telemundo announcer saying welcome to non-spanish speakers in spanish and then repeating the message in english before switching back to spanish to say all languages and nationalities are welcome
this match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: mexico or portugal
you mean great american state unfair
dr telling patient ur going to die patient replying what does that have to do with the epstein files??
sausage party
mel brooks
man who claims to have worlds smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery
trump looking at eclipse without protection
adam mockler saying republicans will find a way to be mad about murder levels reaching historic lows under mamdani
I fucking hate that fucking Donald Trump is fucking president when this country fucking turns 250 years old
rae radford's tweet about looking forward to developing alzheimers so she can enjoy all her favorite books anew
Bluesky Account Behavior Inbox noreply@bsky.social Just now to me Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@acabylonbee.bsky.social) has engaged in really cool posting. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: •⁠ Leaving replies asking OP if they are familiar with the BOFA accords. •⁠ ⁠Posting "Homer of a Lonely Bart." •⁠ ⁠Ominously saying you can't wait for "it" to happen. As a result of these tweets, you are being given 10k more followers. We encourage you to really get weird with it and go wild. Thank you for doing your part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users. If you have any questions or wish to appeal this decision, please email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Bluesky Moderation Team
a letter k with the angled up part labelled "rich getting richer" and the angled down part labelled "poor getting poorer" and the vertical part labelled "wtf is this part??"
i so sorry i was not your mini mamdani
that's my third monacle this week. i simply must stop being so horrified
dave karpf: We, as a nation, are collectively missing a great opportunity to get RFK Jr to drink from the reflecting pool.
trump presenting chelsea with the club world cup trophy
wint: and another thing: im mad. please put in the newspaper that i got mad
well did it work for those people? no. it never does. i mean, these people delude themselves into thinking it might, but... it might work for us
tweet with quotes disabled: "Gotta give him some credit for his handling of 9/11. Felon47 bs'd the status of covid, leading to almost a million dead (his term). No person is perfect, but Bush at least tried. Dems are just better at helping."
wiki page for dutch striker brian brobbey showing his middle name is ebenezer
movie poster for 21 grams "they say we all lose 21 grams at the exact moment of our death"
nytimes.com showing an empty page with text "Please enable JS and disable any ad blocker"
the greenwater guy who fucked up the reflecting pool with a speech bubble
hans moleman saying he hates america
i loathe every person i see on the street. lookit that stupid asshole (normal guy whistling)
me calling out a semi viral skeet saying the knicks had declined the white house invite as fake news specifically because dolan is friends with trump
2 soyjaks pointing excitedly
ai slop showing tx gov abbott dunking over kathy hochul from his wheelchair wearing a spurs jersey that abbott posted
Remember the difference between Canada and the US US= fueled by Putin Canada= fueled by Poutine