Accidental CISO

@accidentalciso.net

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I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home. https://www.accidentalciso.net

A man with dark sunglasses and a goatee wearing a black hoodie that reads “I would never do cybercrime.” in simple white text. The background of the image is the green matrix ascii text waterfall.
A metal wall sign showing the logo for The Mindful Business Security Show. A lotus flower with a vintage desktop microphone as the stem to the left of the text of the show's name.
A screenshot of the homework. It reads: Martin Luther is one of the most goated guys ever. ML (Martin Luther) saw that the church was technically stealing the people's money. M.L was a monk when he realized this. He noticed that the bible said nothing about paying the church, and he got frustrated. He told the church about this issue, and the church tried to silence him but failed. He was livid, knowing that the church wouldn't do anything about it. Frustrated, he wrote his ninety-five theses. The ninety-five theses basically had him ranting about how wrong the church teachings were. Luckily the printing press was a thing, because he slapped that thesis on and copied it. He had done it. More and more people were questioning the church and joining M.L's side.
A screenshot from PodMatch stating that I'm The Balanced Broadcaster and a certified awesome podcaster.
Buzz Lightyear, looking up and gesturing broadly as he tells a distraught looking Woody that there will be AI agents everywhere!
I don't know how to explain it other than it looks like this spoon has testicles.
A man smile from behind the bar. On the bar sits a small drink mixing machine, about the size of a Keurig coffee maker. It has a touchscreen display that allows the user to call up one of several choices of cocktails. In the foreground, a hand holds a drink, made by the machine.
A beige and white cat and a brown and gray tiger stripes kitten sleeping on the couch after an intense round of zoomies.
Rosie, the main character of FLOAT has jumped into the water, her eyes fixed on a bright yellow trophy that she is trying to retrieve. The view is from under water, below her. Bubbles surround her and her red hair trails behind. She has lost one of her bright red tennis shoes and the toe of her green sock is trailing in the water. Text reads "Only 8 days left, and so close to the goal! Preorder today!"
An example of the illustrations from the picture book FLOAT by Lary Daley. There is a pencil sketch of an illustration concept, as well as a full color rendering of an interior two-page spread as well as the book's cover. The two-page spread shows the main character, Rosie, plunging into the water with a view from below. She is yelling "NOOOOOOO!" as she splashes down. Dozens of brightly colored tropical fish scatter in all directions.
The image shows many of the items included in the book bundles for FLAOT for backers of the Kickstarter. Every bundle includes at least one copy of the hardcover full color children's book. Others include bookmarks, sticker sheets, activity page downloads, a hand-made crochet sea turtle, an art print signed by the author, a virtual author visit for the school of your choice, and even the opportunity to have yourself or your child drawn in the book as a background character!
A flier for an early bird special for the new Children's book FLOAT by Larry Daley. The flier shows the cover of the book, as well as the FLOAT themed bookmarks, stickers, and activity sheets. It states that for the first 5 days of the kickstarter, there is a special pre-order sale price when you order two copies instead of one.
A screenshot of the FLOAT kickstarter page. Backers have pledged $1337 so far. (1337 is hacker speak for someone who is elite).
Dade from the movie Hackers yelling "Hack the planet!" from the back of an FBI sedan.
The cover of FLOAT, a new children's picture book by Lary Daley.
A Far Side comic with two friends, a chicken and a cow. Chicken: Big News! Cow: Me to! Chicken: You first! Cow: I jumped over the moon! Your turn! Chicken: Ug, never mind. Narrator: Suddenly crossing the road didn't seem like such a big deal after all.