trash pearlrose dealer (acey)

@aceyyy.bsky.social

133 Followers 155 Following

what up it's acey ⭐️ writer of all manner of bullshit 💜 they/them 🏳️‍🌈 nb butch lesbian 🌸 over 30 (and flirty) ✨ https://aceynickel.substack.com 🔥 https://www.buymeacoffee.com/aceynickel

A short-haired femby in a blue velvet suit is seen from the back. Their ass is massive.
A Discord screenshot showing a message from someone with the display name "chain bastard," reading "Woke Strong Bad be like 'you gotta have blue hair and pronouns'"
John Linnell of They Might Be Giants or possibly Alison Bechdel (I'm not saying which that's for you to guess) holds a mic; the lesbian pride flag is superimposed behind them.
A white person with short purple hair, lip piercings, and aviator glasses smiles for the camera, wearing a neon colorblock jacket and a beige top.
A brown tabby cat with green eyes stands inside a dishwasher.
A large tiramisu with the text "32 birthdays, counted 'em myself!" and the album art for They Might Be Giants' self-titled debut album.
Philly Cheesesteak, a brown tabby cat, sits atop a blanket with a piece of brown paper on top of him and a wild-eyed expression. He's attacking the paper but you can't really tell in the pic.
A text message from Acey's dad that reads "What do you call an Indian who doesn't identify as any gender? Naan binary."
A text message exchange. The first message, from Acey's dad, says, "In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws." Acey then responds with a simple "Fuck."
A brown tabby cat named Philly Cheesesteak stands atop the headboard of a bed, attacking a lesbian pride flag hanging on the wall.
A very handsome brown tabby cat named Philly Cheesesteak lounges atop a pile of blankets and plushies while looking at the camera.
Philly Cheesesteak, a brown tabby cat, pokes his head out from a large cardboard box that's sitting on its side.
Philly Cheesesteak, a brown tabby cat, sits in a bathtub looking at the camera.
A brown tabby cat has silly wiggles atop his cat tree.
A brown tabby cat makes what looks to be a snarl at the camera.
A brown tabby cat stands on his hind legs looking out the window, with one paw resting on the windowsill and the other dangling by his side.
A brown tabby cat lies in a brown cat tree, looking at the camera upside-down.
A very handsome brown tabby cat with beautiful green eyes and a cute green neckerchief poses atop a small garbage can.
A brown tabby cat named Philly Cheesesteak is shown on a bed, mid-wiggle, his eyes enormous.
A childhood photo of OP. An androgynous young girl (8-9 years old) with short hair stands in front of a fireplace with Christmas stockings hanging above it, smiling and wearing a long-sleeved white boys' button-down shirt, black pants, and black gloves.