Dave something or other

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Getting on in years…

A 51 year old man who looks pretty good for his age (though his hair could use a trim) wears a face mask while standing in a smoky street in Chicago.
A quiet side street in Chicago, a very large tree branch, recently downed during a storm, lies behind a Tesla that has had its back windows smashed out.
Front view of an elephant shrew
Medium shot of an elephant shrew
An elephant shrew at sunset
A hairless cat in a pink and brown sweater and what appears to be a knitted flower hat
The door of a black and white car, a seal inside a star inside a ring the reads “POLICE MOODY BIBLE INSITUTE”
A POV shot of a book opened up to chapter two and a cat behind the book; both appear to be on a lap. A stack of CDs clutters the coffee table in the background.
A black and white kitten named Big Baby Pudding Snatcher
At the bottom of a test (some math problems involving subtracting integers visible from the other side of the paper) the prompt is “Draw an excited dog.” There is a cute drawing of a dog on her hind legs wagging her tail.
A medium-small dog is wearing a red scarf and a sign around his neck reading “I poop on fascism”
ALF against a light green background
A bag of some sort of puffed snack from (I’m assuming) Germany. The brand name is funny-Frisch and the snack is called BIG Erdnuss Flippies. The front of the bag features a U-shaped pile of the puffs with an anthropomorphic peanut lounging in the center. The peanut is wearing a blue baseball cap with a red brim and what looks like white Chuck Taylors.
A young, shirtless Guy Picciotto of Fugazi dangles sexily through a netless basketball hoop while a young, shirtless Brendan Canty drums below.
A big poodle with a blue bow in its hair sits oddly in a blue stroller at an art fair.
Three round-capped mushrooms
A heron (I think) on a dead branch over a river
A fake ad for Nash Cluckman’s made using MS Paint. A brown cartoon chicken is giving a thumbs up and is saying, “Our new spicy Korean BBQ wings are so hot they could melt steel beams! (Unlike jet fuel!)” A box at the bottom reads, “And what really happened with building 7?!?”
A fake ad for Nash Cluckman’s made using MS Paint. A brown cartoon chicken is giving a thumbs up and is saying, “At Nash Cluckman’s, we guarantee 3 things! 1. The best tasting wings at the lowest prices in town! 2. A family-friendly environment with the most courteous and professional staff! 3. 9/11 was an inside job!” A box at the bottom reads, “Cone try out new Spicy Korean BBQ wings!”
A crude MS Paint drawing of a gopher in front of an old (circa 1990) computer, on a cellphone saying, “My mom just left for Kohls. Do you want to come over and try to do the dark web?”
A crude drawing using MS Paint of a lemon with a human face and a sort of mermaid's body on the beach. He is saying," When you spend as much time at it as I do, you find all sorts of things, money... jewelry... once I even found a glass eye!"
A crudely drawn picture using Microsoft Paint of a sleazy looking guy with a shirt that reads, "Sex Pests For Cuomo". He is saying, "I like his positions on, uh... issues. I think they're good."
A screenshot of a national weather service alert for a dust storm in Chicago
A box for a dog-shaped chocolate, “Ralph the Cavapoo”
A gull in the sunshine
A big gold gorilla in a storefront