Adam Sharp

@adamcsharp.bsky.social

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1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/) 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)

Illustration of two tunacorns swimming in the sea
Praying mantis / rice-pounding grasshopper pointing at something (that may or may not be a mob of Mexicans)
Post from Twitter (sorry) that reads as follows… News from the happiest country in the world 🇫🇮 😐: Jason Segel tried making friendly small talk in a Finnish grocery store—locals got suspicious, and a security guard intervened assuming he was intoxicated.
wint @dril so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement 8:26 AM 26 Jul 16
A wheel of camembert (or is is a pie chart?)
A manateam of manytees (three chonky little manatees floating in a tank)
A picture of a manatee with a cabbage on its head.
Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages
A little armored one / turtle rabbit in the wild
A fox being blown by strong wind (but giving zero fox about it) with the caption "IT FUCKEN WIMDY"
Screenshot of Google translate... English: sharp knife = Latvian:ass nazis
Three stick men hold aloft a sign that proudly announces "WIR SUCHEN DICH"
Logo for the Honkbal Hoofdklasse
Smartland Mörtu Maríu August 27, 2012 - Gæti ekki lifað án excel-skjala Justin Timberlake kemst ekki í gegnum daginn nema setja allt inn í excel-skjal og fara eftir því.
Two women having tea... Woman A: Can I ask a stupid question? Woman B: Better than anyone I know
Illustration of two women sitting on a bench... Woman A: Do you think I'm stupid? Woman B: No, I just think you're extremely unlucky when it comes to thinking
Cover of my book, The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamster is Dead, which includes a cute cartoon of a dead hamster (as cute as a depiction of a dead hamster can be anyway)
Man holding giant Jersey chicken
Image of my book, The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamster is Dead (available in all good bookshops!), with text next to it that reads as follows... LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! OR: Let's saddle the chickens (German) On with the butter! (Icelandic) Forward with the goat! (Dutch)
Secretary of State Marco Rubio halted the State Department’s official use of the typeface Calibri, calling the Biden-era move “wasteful,” and ordered the return of Times New Roman as part of a push to stamp out diversity efforts. In 2023, Secretary of State Antony Blinken ordered the typeface change to Calibri to improve accessibility for readers with disabilities, such as low vision and dyslexia, and people who use assistive technologies, such as screen readers
Ententýky dva špalíky Čert vyletěl z elektriky Bez klobouku, bos Natloukl si nos Byla boule veliká Jako celá Afrika Všichni čerti plakali Hrobeček mu kopali A ten jeden neplakal Protože se pokakal
Treehouse and ladder up to it
Grey and white cat looking cute
A large wombat happily chomping away on grass
Here you can see a tattoo of a bee on a knee (tee hee, said me)
Ottos Mops Ottos Mops trotzt Otto: fort Mops fort Ottos Mops hopst fort Otto: soso Otto holt Koks Otto holt Obst Otto horcht Otto: Mops Mops Otto hofft Ottos Mops klopft Otto: komm Mops komm Ottos Mops kommt Ottos Mops kotzt Otto: ogottogott
T-shirt with a picture of a velociraptor and the equation Distance raptor / Time raptor = Veloci raptor
T-shirt showing a velociraptor (that must believe in the second coming of Jesus) being lifted up to heaven. The text says VELOCIRAPTURE
Four panel comic. First panel is a picture of Robin with the caption "Batman, the Batmobile won't start." Second panel is Batman saying "Check the battery." Panel 3 is Robin saying "What's a Tery?" Panel 4 is Batman looking PISSED
CNN headline that reads... Brett James, Grammy-winning 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter, dies in North Carolina plane crash
A man poses with his arm around a stepladder. The caption reads "This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder" (apparently the last he heard of his real ladder he was in a 12-step program)
Sign that reads Under Fart
A boat called Fjordtroll
Shop sign that says Rumpetroll
A cover of Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves that says "Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves" and with an illustration of Herr Dumpidump looking especially dumpidumpish (forgive me but I can't stop repeating the word dumpidump... DUMPIDUMP!)
Shrimp sandwich (which I did not slide in on) on a white table
Cartoon by bogswallop. Panel 1 - man with bag of cash says “is open season for US comedians now. We’re being oppressed at every turn.” Panel 2 - man has 2 bags of cash and says “we can’t say anything anymore. Always censored. Always silenced. I’m like a second class citizen.” Panel 3 - man with 4 bags of cash says “freedom of speech is DEAD! How am I meant to make ends meet!?!” Panel 4 - image of 6 webflix specials by the comedian.
Cat in the woods, still super fluffy
Cat / fluff monster
A very fluffy cat sitting on my lap
Parents laughing and playing with youngest child while oldest child is drowning. Middle child is a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean
Slogan for orange and cocoa protein bars… “ contains no bullshit”
An upside down cat's paw pad with a smiley face drawn on the top toe bean to make it look like a teddy bear. The text says "cats paw pads are really tiny teddy bears"
Venn Diagram. Top circle says "Dead". Bottom circle says "Alive". Where they overlap is a cat's face.
Cartoon of the Owl with a Copper Dick (with copper dick censored out) sitting on a branch and looking menacing af