Adam Dorsey

@adamdorsey.com

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Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend. Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing, outlining my second novel, and taking my dog on walks. Los Angeles today, but Seattle forever.

Mayor of New York shrugging on a bus.
it's a youtube video of modern day Michelle Branch sitting in a room watching a CRT TV of old TRL footage of her as a young musician.
A quora post on Google search results that asks "what drove Sephiroth to insanity?" And the top answer is "lots of misinformation here."
it's the cover art to watch dogs 2
Screenshot of three characters from Octopath Traveler 0 and one of them is talking about a KFC Famous Bowl.
Mr Burns as an alien from the Simpsons
The scaffolding at the Kennedy Center as they prepare to remove the name.
Dr Breen on a video screen from the game Half-Life 2.
Two replies to a post about the Nintendo direct. One says "This whole direct could have been an email lol. I thought it was truly terrible." The other says "best direct ever!!!!"
Photo from Persona 5 where the protagonist is given three dialogue options and "We hate the cops" is selected.
It's Tifa skydiving for some reason from the upcoming final fantasy 7-3.
Artwork of the new street fighter season with Tifa!
It's Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7 and she's gonna punch you.
It's a chow mix running around a hardwood floor and jumping on a couch and generally acting a fool.
Photo of Pete Davidson from Wikipedia.
This is a question I keep asking myself about, well, the entire internet lately. “What if this all just doesn’t work this time?” What if AI companies can’t replace search? What if streaming video can’t replace Hollywood? What if short-form video apps can’t replace social media users? What if Silicon Valley can’t brute force their products — and ideology — onto the masses again? To take it even further, what if the dot com crash and the AI crash are actually part of the same 25 years epoch of technological stagnation? I’m not going to lie, I find this line of questioning exhilarating.
“As someone who lives near a Best Buy, I'm at Best Buy often," Newsom told reporters during a news conference. "And I'm paying sales tax on a lot of this prewritten software. And then I find out that all my friends that aren't near a Best Buy, they're downloading and they are not paying sales tax. How is that fair?"
It's a clip from Honkai Star Rail
Trump in the oval office surrounded by confused children
It's a skill tree with 100s of nodes
It's a photo of me sitting in a chair outside in the sun drinking a cold brew with my dog who is a chow mix and has an anime face.
A threads post from sculder and mully that reads "me and my friends after getting "left behind" by ai and it's a picture of Scully sitting on mulders shoulders. Scully is smiling wide and Mulder is in a strong man pose.
A notification that reads Nintendo Store Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch has been released and is ready to purchase.
News headline that reads "3D-Printed Homes, an Abandoned $590,000 Deposit, the FBI: What Really Happened in This Small Town?"
Trump tweet where he says "Tuesday, 8pm eastern time!"
A white speaker with a Tifa from FF7 statue on it where she's punching a dolphin.
Tweet from Linda McMahon that reads In 2005, everything changed! The "PlayStation Portable" (PSP) was released and it did more than make gaming portable...it made entertainment personal, mobile, and always within reach. It was the beginning of life on the go.
it's a weird little guy who works at eurovision
two men in hats sit on a bench. One looks sad and another is trying to cheer him up with a card trick.
It's a screenshot from honkai star rail of the character Black Swan reading tarot cards.
it's a picture of the muppets and sabrina carpenter. The tea lizard is speaking truth to power.
Screenshot from Persona 5 of Ryuki saying "I can't believe this asshole's gettin' away with this!"
Lady Gaga wearing a lampshade and I'm trying to dodge roll.
Bloomberg news alert that says "Google Chrome says new auto browse let's AI agent browse on users' behalf
New games panel on my Xbox home screen that lists games called I'm in love with your dead grandmother, music vibes rx, guta and grunts jr, and hoh & move. I have never heard of any of these.
Issue one of Kilobaud magazine from 1997.
Shows my switch stats
It's the meme where the girl is yelling at the guy who doesn't seem interested.
it's a soda machine in a cage but instead of being branded with a soda company it's a forest and waterfall, but also it still sells soda.
During her session, Ms. Li, who writes a Substack about data and dating called Love Me Like a Robot, presented her own lessons from a year of dating. When she surveyed a group of men she had casually dated, asking why things didn’t work out, she was surprised to learn how many mentioned her vaping habit and her messiness. “So I stopped vaping, and I stopped bringing men back to my apartment,” she said. Soon after, she met her current boyfriend, a messy man who vapes.
Praise YAHUAH the LORD and His Son Yahusha HaMashiach Messiah Jesus Christ and the Ruach HaKodesh Holy Spirit!!! Breakfast burrito with 3 meat, was the size of a big sweet potato. Chilies of the Chilies and Cheesest of the cheese.
They're movie covers of 12 movies.
My Letterboxd year in review. I watched 152 movies. My top actor was Nic Cage and my top director was Renny Harlin
It's a photo of my computer with Ichiban from the modern Like a Dragon games saying some cool shit and a glass of rye whiskey in front of it. Everything is glowy because computer.
It's me leaving the comment "So, here's the deal: As soon as we started making out, you stopped scrobbling music. Was it something I did? Is there any chance we could... ummm... scrobble together?"
Instagram post from the account @jazzdispensary that says "Miles Davis and John Coltrane from 'Jazz Music' are coming to Fortnite.
It's a screenshot of the kid from the Janet Jackson video looking worried.
Letterboxed recent activity with Die Hard 2, The Silent Partner, The Night Before, and The Family McMullen.
A screenshot from Jazz Jackrabbit Christmas edition
AI overview Pluribus Season 1 has nine episodes, with the first season concluding on Apple TV+ with its finale on December 24, 2025 (or Dec. 23 depending on time zones), following a weekly release after a two-episode premiere in November. The season explores a sci-fi story about a happiness apocalypse, starring Bob Odenkirk and Annaleigh Ashford.