Adam Jensen

@adamjensen.bsky.social

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Definitely uncertain. He/him.

A sampling of tabs from my phone shows I have information available on old Swedish cyclists, pagers, Termerus, the weather, puzzles, and the rise of child mortality rates in the USA after atmospheric nuclear tests (underreported and shocking)
A small deer with no antlers is frozen in place, a tombstone to the viewer’s right, short and dead grass covering the ground, and a leafy evergreen tree proving the backdrop. Why is it there? Where was it going? Does it have a talking rabbit friend? These things are not for us to know.
The OED tells us when first-timer was first used as a noun.
Screenshot of page in their own archive after searching timer and Merriam-Webster
Picture of a baking dish made from thick aluminium foil, basically. It is filled with water and placed into n the ground outside. The water is very green.
A black cat glares from the corner, close to the ceiling. In the foreground is a black dragon plushie named Bertrand.
Taken from below and looking up, a black cat with his face picked out by sunshine looks down at the camera. The cat contrasts against a bright blue sky background. Little cotton ball clouds skitter around his haunches. He is your god now.
A black cat is centred in the shot. His back is to the camera but his head is turned to the left, mouth agape. To the cat’s right is a vertical mess of cables and cloth. The cat is on a small desk, a cushion to his left, and has been staring out of the window in front of it, over a flat roof lightly sprinkled with snow. In the distance, bright sunlight reflects from the funeral home’s roof, and local housing.
The foreground is dominated by the head of a black short-haired cat, its expression unreadable. Following its body towards the background leads the eye past a keyboard on the desk the cat stands on, towards a blue mug in which a dark liquid may be glimpsed. The positioning of the cat, it’s posterior, and its tail, suggest that the drink will soon be undrinkable.
The tabletop of wood is visible from above, but it’s not where it is not covered in a variety of solid and liquid Christmas treats, or mess pushed aside to make room for a black cat asleep in a soft cat bed. A shaved patch is visible on the cat’s flank, from where vets have performed many expensive tests in recent weeks.
Splash panel of 6 mainly bust-emphasising images. NN. One is a 2024 calendar cover, and one is a young Sam Fox.
Literally searched ‘corruption definition bribery’ and the screenshot is an extract from Brittanica’s definition that: bribery, the act of promising, giving, receiving, or agreeing to receive money or some other item of value with the corrupt aim of influencing a public official in the discharge of his official duties.
In the background, a tv screen is showing a PS3 homescreen. Held up in the foreground is a boxed disc of Dragon Age Origins: according to a helpful sticker I paid £14.99 for it, pre-owned, and the receipt is tucked into the case.
A perplexed black cat is confronted by a door. The door is always open - always! It leads to the flappy square which teleports him from the world of inside to the outer lands. What state of affairs, what twists of fate beyond feline imagination have conspired against him? He needs to go so very badly! Not in picture: the litter tray just out of shot. Did you know, if you need to say something in one message that exceeds the character count, you can insert a picture and write it all out in the alt text?
Screenshot of the Gulf of Mexico on Google Maps, with Gulf of America in parentheses after the correct name
Taken from the POV of a reclining couch potato, this picture looks through two opened rooms of a house, with the background blaring into the brightness of light from an open back door. In the midground there is a table on the right, atop which my cat sits. Down from him, on the left of the photo, an identical cat is stealing his food.
Screenshot from the BBC, stating the hooters temperature in the Uk so far the year was recorded in Cambridge. Not the Other Place.
Picture of a far too active cat for this time of morning, sheesh, taken from the POV of me, who just wants to sleep another 20 minutes (2 hours)
The cover photo for the 1980s Bourne film, of which we do not speak, starring Richard Chamberlain as Jason Bourne
A black cat with a big-gut green reflective collar naps contentedly and my legs. His little head, resting on his forelegs, presses me down. I am caught in place, as though a thousand suns rested theirweight upon me. Movement is now only a memory.
A cat near a scratching post look towards it’s human. Wheels are turning in its mind.
Ensconced within fluffy, light grey, material, as though hiding in a pocket’s depths, a black cat named Olaf broods in shadow.
Part of e-mailed ticket details, showing two seats have been purchased for Casablanca this coming Saturday. I’m just that cool, baby.
Screenshot of mahjong solitaire game information within the App Store.
A box bearing the company logo ‘CAT’ is on the floor next to a printer. An actual cat sits on the printer.