Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24d

I hope this isn’t contagious

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Rabid Hedgehog · 23d

Bargon wan che copa!!

Anastasia Beaverhausen · 23d

How much weight has he gained? What a fat ass, he’s got to be pushing 300 hun. if not more.

@great-white-snark.bsky.social · 23d

figured it out. When he sits down on a full diaper, his belly pushes out to compensate for the added pressure. Like when you push one side of a balloon, the other expands out. As for the odor ....

Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) · 23d

Sorry sir, but Marine One doesn't have enough power to lift you anymore.

Johnny David La Fayette · 23d

He is as fat as the seat

@boykobostonian.bsky.social · 24d

I need an ETD, he's dragging it out

Democracy Must win · 23d

Can the helicopter even take off with him in it? I thought there was a weight limit on those things. He looks like a bowling ball.

@grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social · 23d

At the start of Trump 2.0 he was overweight. Now he's morbidly obese.

204 UN · 23d

Well whatever this is - Trump didn't get it from eating lettuce. That's for sure.

Olivia Finch · 23d

Meat sweats?

@gill6567.bsky.social · 24d

The sloppy raping pedo felon piggy

@nurseforlife.bsky.social · 23d

Jabba the Hut!

@nurseforlife.bsky.social · 23d

The epitome of health & fitness🤪

Herd Leader 🐴🐕🐎🐐🐈🦅🌻🦋 · 23d

"You're gonna need a bigger chair".

Persona Au Gratin · 23d

This tells me that he isn't healthy enough to take weight loss medication.

Jane Doe · 23d

I swear to god there is no amount of money. I feel the need for an antibiotic shot just looking at his picture.

@lesleyf16.bsky.social · 24d

Armrest opens to show it is a diaper bag

Neil B · 24d

Sure that's not a commode?

DBtv · 23d

giant bag of excrement

Mike C · 24d

Is that a composting toilet underneath?

@ysylv.bsky.social · 23d

A limo with a toilet set....

hakukani · 24d

Has the helicopter seat for the president always been right by the door?

ladyracer71.bsky.social · 24d

His enormous belly is a shelf

ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ · 23d

6’3” 235lb my ass. that shriveled up tangerine is at LEAST 260, and has consistently been proven to be much shorter than other 6’3” tall men who are diligently measured due to their profession. if you believe trump you probably also believe he’s got an 8” dick - ask Stormy about that one

Angela · 23d

That picture makes me ill.

Marsh Views · 24d

He's weary.

Dylan Michel · 23d

He’s got Jabbatitius.

@seattleguy-1949.bsky.social · 23d

We're going to need a bigger helicopter.

S LoRusso · 24d

Pappy just woke up and needs a diaper change!

Paige Brown · 23d

Still looking for that ear notch from the gun shot.

Michael · 24d

My mother taught me never to hate. It was okay to disagree, or dislike, but never hate. But with all respect to my mother and her incredible values, I hate Trump. And the sooner his pompous ass is gone, the better off America will be. #ThrowTheBumOut

@profeggnog.bsky.social · 23d

What is this? A car seat?

Paul D · 23d

Lip up fatty! We're gonna need a bigger seat!!

Sokyle2 🇺🇸 🇰🇷 🇫🇷 🇺🇦 🇹🇭 🇹🇼 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ · 23d

No way in hell does that fat boy weigh 224 pounds He's bumping 300 at a minimum

FrcMajeure · 23d

Richard Lind · 23d

Just make sure to thoroughly wash your hands.

@clinkerbrick.bsky.social · 23d

Donnie vonshitsinpants 💩👹

@jadeve.bsky.social · 24d

Hes such a toddler

@jcs77.bsky.social · 23d

Oh there he is. FATSO TRUMP. Does he use an extension attached to his seatbelt to be safe?

Sydfish · 23d

Of course it is… A 3rd of the country caught it… It's fatal.

Kimberly from Cali · 24d

He looks evil. How did we get here? Unbelievable

@stosh1985.bsky.social · 23d

His baby booster seat!

💙Joani in the sky with cubic zirconia 💙 · 24d

Bloated buffoon with badly applied makeup.

Lost-Wages-Joe · 24d

I'm pretty sure that neither dementia nor obesity are catching. Nor, thankfully, is malignant narcissism.

Mcnutt · 23d

Fat scum🤨

Callinectes Sapidus · 23d

That's a mobile armored commode.

Szan · 23d

Nope, just cleaning up the feces stains from where he sits (or is that shits)...

T Antony 🏳‍🌈 · 23d

Speaking of the need for testosterone supplements.

Pronghorn · 23d

He must have taken his girdle off.

Anti-SS 🍺 🍻 · 23d

What is going in with that massive belly??? Yikes!

JeffreyJayGee · 24d

JFC! What a fat ass! How does that helicopter get off the ground?

The Brain of Dave · 23d

Obesity?

Moria V · 23d

I like how the guy in back of him has next to no leg room.

Al Stewart · 22d

@dstates.bsky.social · 24d

It won’t be if you do more in a day than eat and bitch! Can’t figure out how he’s part of the Manosphere with that body…face…?

Kosmo! · 24d

Of course no seatbelt. I mean aircraft NEVER go down so it’s a stupid rule anyway. /s

Sky Dog 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🗽 🖕🤡 · 23d

So fat he can't buckle his seat belt.

editR · 24d

You’d think he could afford better Tailoring

🌺Red Hibiscus🌺 · 23d

He looks like he's either sitting on a rocking chair or a toilet seat 🤔 hmmm..

MotownOnBlast🎶😎24/7/365☮️ · 23d

That poor Marine! Looks like he's barely 20 years old & Too young to be subjected to this daily madness and corruption. Everyone please, please vote DEM majority midterms so We can get a Congress that will at least show up for work and put an end to Trump's endless wars and destruction.

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@howardindc.bsky.social · 24d

Hopefully nussy-neck is not contagious

Larry Wirth · 24d

Do you think he needs the extension for that lap belt?

Leon Skum · 23d

Fighting the good fight against Glp1.

Lesley Cox · 24d

Bloating and gas🙄

Jo Romack · 23d

I always wondered if that Marine's sidearm is allowed to be loaded.

Lee · 23d

I don't know if DJT drinks coffee, as expensive as it is though and with the billions in 'salary' he takes home he can afford it, and his table is built into his jacket for between sips.

Ernest Funkner · 23d

Booster seat for the Diaper President.

Ms. Perpetual Help · 24d

Guess there’s no seat belt extender.

@merlevans.bsky.social · 23d

Think how much worse he looks with that s normal color pasty pock marked skin. Sorry I thought it, now you have to

Beth Ann · 24d

I keep seeing this, but what exactly is happening? My one year-old grandson has a car seat that pivots to get him in and then you turn it rear facing and this is what this looks like.

Patricia · 23d

Sadly, in many cases, it seems to be.

Caleb Mercer's Desk · 24d

Twins separated at birth. Donald J. Trump and Barron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Catherine in AZ 🌞🌵🏜️ · 23d

That seat belt ain’t gonna go around that POS.

Chuck Smith · 23d

That poor seat.

Cat Joe💙 🌊 #brotherly_cats_are_awesome · 23d

💙🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛💙

Ken Bergenham · 23d

Bloated-fat-ass syndrome.

🇨🇦 · 24d

White House just announced NEW TARIFFS ON CANADA. FUCK AMERIKKKA I hope your soldiers get slaughtered by Iran 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 FUCK FASCIST USA

Ihavefriendseverywhere/Ohwell561 · 24d

Seatbelts are for losers. Trump. Probably.

The Arc of the Moral Uni is Long, But it Bends Toward Justice · 23d

His beady snake eyes look so evil.

CausesEffects · 24d

I feel sick just looking at this 🤮

Kendra · 24d

🤣Your humor is improving.

Alex Sprague · 24d

It infected 77M people

Shawn F 🇺🇸 ⚖️ 🗽 · 24d

Ahoy 🇺🇸 ⚖️ 🗽

@redz73.bsky.social · 24d

That is one giant child’s car seat. All they need now is a ‘Baby on Board’ placard in the window.

@en0k.bsky.social · 23d

Whatever he’s got, I hope it’s fatal.. 😒

Jon chase · 23d

So does that marine.

VincentJ · 24d

Don’t worry. It only afflicts the morally bankrupt and willfully ignorant.

Talisman · 23d

Fk’in piece of shit!! 💩

@scienceman007.bsky.social · 24d

being a fat tub of goo?

Don't Ask, Won't Tell · 23d

The velcro finally said, "Fuck this."

Jonny Skedge · 24d

I did not know meatballs made from rotting offal could wear suits and sit in seats like that, or be that strange colour. How novel.

Rennie Petersen · 23d

He's become just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside.

🍁 LadyFireHorse 🍁 my photography @LadyFireHorseLens 📷 · 23d

Funny how this turd always squints and grimaces like his wife does. He thinks it makes him look tough. 🤣🤣🤣

Karen Ann · 23d

That is one big fucking seat. I bet it doubles as a toilet. 🚽

Tony Wilson · 24d

Approaching Taft levels here.

🍁make it make sense · 24d

soooooo fat.

Sprite · 23d

The pimple that won’t go away

Just A Tinker 🟥🍁🟥 · 24d

He's 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘨... 😏

Petee and Petey aka 2 Old farts in a truck · 23d

Yours is not so posh ✌️🤡

@experiment6two6.bsky.social · 23d

He needs a lettuce cleanse

Nonnie Ida · 23d

Is that his stomach or where he hides all his bribes?

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SHE 💙🇺🇸🇮🇪🌈 🇺🇦⚾️ · 23d

They have to find the football field sized seatbelt extensions

@garfldcat.bsky.social · 23d

Contageous only if you drink his orange kool-aid

5150-47 · 24d

I guess the Ozempic doesn’t stand a chance against McDonald’s and advanced slothfulness

Jenny Gattone · 24d

His makeup artist went a little heavy on the contouring today.

A Voice in Detroit · 24d

"I'm sorry Mr. President. Pilot says the helo is hella over maximum load. You're going to have to disembark."

Blanche Hudson 🏳️‍🌈 · 23d

There’s dozens of fat ass blowhards like him at every Golf-centric Country Club in America. Breeding ground of the deplorables

Wayne Out West · 24d

That seat has a little plastic tray that snaps onto the front with a little steering wheel!!! He can feel like he's really steering the country!!!

@theoctoberist.bsky.social · 24d

If incompetent people burned calories that man would be a gold medal winning athlete.

Elbows Up, eh 🇨🇦 · 23d

Even all his diuretics can’t flush that fluid.

A disgruntled fiscal conservative👊⛳️🔥 · 23d

How does Jabba fit in a helicopter?

cubedweller, MBA · 24d

Imagine having to be fitted for such a big boy chair

Gayle S 🦋 🌊 😈 · 23d

What.A.Fat.Ass

Markˣ · 24d

It's caused by fluoride in the water

Ms. Trannÿ of Tÿranny 🏳️‍⚧️ · 24d

What? Jabba the Hut? What am I missing? I could insult Trump and it would take his fat ass about 5 minutes to get out of that seat and standing up without being long winded by doing exercises.

@profpolisci.bsky.social · 24d

He looks like he’s being fit for a customized rascal

Provisional Govt · 23d

“It’s all computer.” He said

David Stone · 24d

Unfortunately, I doubt Trump eats lettuce.

@abellkb.bsky.social · 23d

Look kids, Jabba the Hut.

counterrotate · 24d

He’s a beach ball with arms, legs and tinny hands.

𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐆 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🌻🦋 · 23d

When you get up in the morning, and put on your helicopter.

nwpassage · 23d

Fatassitis.

Robbie · 23d

Is that a modified lift chair for his orange fat ass? It should have an ejection button😂

@caper55.bsky.social · 24d

He thinks he looks tough, he looks like a very fat old white maggot.

Patrick Wolfe · 23d

Imagine having that much money and power, and still be a miserable fuck.

@greyghost11.bsky.social · 23d

What a bloated load.

@jimmar57.bsky.social · 23d

So they had a toilet installed in the presidential limo?

Mark · 23d

Fricking red hatter!!!

@gamercat365.bsky.social · 23d

Fat asshole POS by choice

@sifunick.bsky.social · 23d

Good idea. When we are rid of him, they can just burn the chair; save the chopper.

Jaina B (ANTIFA Platoon Leader) · 24d

With the right shot, this disease can be prevented 😉😉

Horrified, Lydia · 24d

If he is taking GLP-1's, he sure isn't doing it right.

ClaireBear · 24d

That he gets this much respect sickens me.

J

@jimbpa.bsky.social · 23d

Such a sad, vile, evil, turd!

JN Hall · 24d

dude's the size of Nero Wolfe now

Sylvie D. Parris · 23d

This chair…what the fuck is this chair?

BookHoarder · 23d

It looks like he's sitting in a gigantic children's car seat. 🤔

@DrKen10 · 23d

Airborne…

CindyTX · 23d

That is a really big car seat. At least 3x the normal size. Does it come with a baby bottle holder or has he graduated to a sippy cup?

@up-owl-night.bsky.social · 24d

He has to be using a seat belt extender. Hopefully someone can get a picture.

JRInocram · 23d

😂🤣😂

Bubblegum's Dad · 24d

Somebody needs a daipy change

Liz G · 23d

erbmike.bsky.social · 24d

Looks like it’s also a toilet. You sure he’s not taking a grunt with the door open?

The REAL FAJA · 23d

Is.. Is . Is that a toilet???

Useful Id10t · 23d

It's actually a toilet. They're going to Taco Bell.

Robert Gaines 🏝️ HermitElectricVolcano · 24d

Why is their a bag of manure sitting in a overgrown chair?

@pupalonies.bsky.social · 24d

What? Being fat and ugly?

@gwengina.bsky.social · 23d

he looks like he's sitting in a baby car seat.

Bruce Herbert · 24d

OMG, a adult-size car seat

pluggerdave · 24d

My tax money paid for his big boy seat?!!? 😡

PJAIR · 23d

PJAIR · 23d

Mr. Fat Ass has an heavy duty chair, too bad it’s not connected to a high voltage 230KV OUTLET. This is a person non grata all over the world.

Hittielove2 · 23d

Good thing there are seat covers.

@tonyraispuro.bsky.social · 24d

Feel sorry for military personnel who are close to him .

███ACTED · 23d

Looks like it is

Kentucky Hills · 24d

I was going to dub this "resting walrus face/body" but when I pulled up actual pictures of walruses it is clear they are way more appealing.

Dorothy Armstrong · 23d

Look at that bloat! He is extremely bloated.

@cross53.bsky.social · 23d

Soon they'll be using a crane.

Dr. Megan L. Remmel · 24d

As someone whose recently-deceased father was an HMX1 squadron pilot for 4 years, it never ceases to disgust me when I see that creature on Marine One.

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Mitch · 23d

Does anybody have Jenny Craig's phone number?

@mt854.bsky.social · 23d

The limo will have to be gutted, how else do you get the stink of this monster out of it?

Eryn Wyld · 24d

Just sickening that such a horrible and evil f*k should be in such a position and treated so well … at our expense.

@bixtram.bsky.social · 23d

The only occupation he is qualified for: portable ballast.

@eric195.bsky.social · 23d

Look at that fat fuck!

Laura Browne Sorenson🇺🇸🇺🇦 · 23d

Parasites are contagious, soooo . . . 🫤

CA-NC-GA Lady · 23d

It is if you don’t take care of your health. CHF has warning signs. 🍊💩 ignored all of them and now here we are.

@varol927.bsky.social · 23d

I can't even look at pictures of the white House because I know he's in there & it makes me nauseous to know he's in there!!🤮

😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ · 24d

I hope its terminal.

Boudicca · 23d

Fat disgusting pig. Why won't he die already?

Dumbledoresarmy · 24d

he's 300 pounds now right?

@svandy-zandy.bsky.social · 24d

Mighty snug fit in that seat! 😬 Heading to McDonald's for a snack!

IHaveaDream · 24d

What...bloat? Or just being a miserable af muthafukka?!

Me 🌹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ · 23d

Looks like Donny Shit-head is sat on a fucking comode

🇺🇦 Edelweißpirat 🇱🇹 · 24d

It's...uncanny

Eduardo Carrochio · 24d

Imagine what it must be like for White House staff to deal with this asshole every day

Ryan Statz · 23d

Pretty sure it is because your whole country is kind of suffering from stupid.

@flyinhawaiian72.bsky.social · 24d

*Ascites-with CHF, he’s retaining fluid in his belly. 😁

Old Dale🇨🇦 · 23d

Looks like the Navy should switch helicopters for this duty to the CH-53E Super Stallion. They need the heavy lift capability.

Dorian · 24d

Depends on if it has anything to do with his Nam years. As we know he projects.

Constituent AuntiTFaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa · 23d

can he just go to jail already for any of his many crimes/ & convictions

Chucky’s Mom · 24d

His bronzer is bronzing.

Sunny Dasis ♏ · 23d

Well eventually we'll all look like it, since none of us can eat a salad anymore.... 😒🤦🏼‍♀️😖

Truscott Jones · 23d

And here I thought Jabba the Hutt was a fictional character…

Dogs10Gods0 · 24d

🚨 WIDE LOAD 🚨

Hamilton · 23d

He’s got the parasite