Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter

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Magic the Gathering Secret Lair "Their Magic Is Limitless" in foil Dark Ritual Cultivate Finale of Devastation Lathril, Blade of the Elves Coat of Arms Sol Ring Path of Ancestry Llanowar Elves Elf Warrior token
Magic card: Sword of Body and Mind
The Meep from Doctor Who Magic card art by Billy Christian
The Mighty Thor, Jane Foster, from Magic the Gathering set Marvel Superheroes. This is the extended art version (foil) -- collector number 420. Dude.
Screenshot of Atari 2600 Superman game showing Superman flying away after changing in the phone booth
Screenshot of Atari 2600 Superman game showing Superman flying away after changing in the phone booth
Virulent Silencer {3} Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. 2/3
Simpsons gif from trial of Sideshow Bob, woman says "no one who speaks german could be an evil man"
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Audience Participation Album cover art (vinyl)
Truly Scrumptious plays a tune on a Toot Sweet
Secret Lair waiting room showing an estimated wait time of 13 minutes, for a product that is sold out. *shrug emoji
Ollie and Zasu (chihuahuas)
Magic the Gathering card Burnt Offering, from Ice Age
Tina Turner *laughs in Thunderdome*
Captain Kirk reads the word V-ger aloud
Alberta, Canada guy mowing his lawn knew there was a tornado, but the lawn needed mowing. "I was keeping an eye on it," he told reporters after the photo went viral.
Data says, "play pauper, trans your gender" His brother counters, "play trans your, pauper gender"
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Zasu the long-hair chihuahua and Gemma the toy poodle snuggling together
Magic the Gathering card Blood Moon From the 1994 set The Dark Art by Tom Wanerstrand (depicts a red-tinged moon above a sterile landscape) 3 mana red enchantment Oracle text: "Nonbasic lands are Mountains" Flavor text: "Heavy light flooded across the landscape, cloaking everything in deep crimson."
Scryfall search showing three different versions of Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archives reprints of Stock Up
Strixhaven Mystical Archive: Mizzix's Mastery
crystals
Magic the gathering cards, "Special guest" reprints from the Edge of Eternities set featuring pulp sci-fi-inspired art
Puppeteer Craig in being John malkovich says “because I raise issues”
Puppeteer Craig in being John malkovich says “because I raise issues”
Puppeteer Craig in being John malkovich says “because I raise issues”
Count Rugen says "interesting"
Magic card unquestioned authority
Magic card Weapons Manufacturing (borderless) from Edge of Eternities
clip from Wikipedia entry for Welcome PAC, highlighted portion reads: "According to NYMag, WelcomePAC is funded by billionaires Reid Hoffman, Michael Bloomberg, James Murdoch and his wife Kathryn, Rory Gates, the Walton family, and Joe Manchin and Heather Manchin's centrist Americans Together organization."
Traxos
Radiant Archangel
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, wearing red and black
Balduvian bears. It's a 2/2 bear, that's it.
Ellie kemper says oh no, she is suddenly very scared
Bob Nelson, John Turturro, and the late great Mel Smith dressed as doctors (they are NOT doctors) in the movie Brain Donors (1992)
Bob Nelson, John Turturro, and the late great Mel Smith dressed as doctors (they are NOT doctors) in the movie Brain Donors (1992)
No more kings, y'all. y chinga la migra
magic the gathering card "weapons manufacturing"
michelle pfeiffer and fisher stevens. Yes, that odd-looking character actor man cheated on this goddess at the height of he fame and charisma. Because he is a stupid stupid man
michelle pfeiffer and fisher stevens. Yes, that odd-looking character actor man cheated on this goddess at the height of he fame and charisma. Because he is a stupid stupid man
Times polling roundup for NYC mayor race 2025, as of September 5, showing Mamdani way out front in nearly every poll.
Speaker at Epstein Victims press conference in DC reacts to a flyover
Dude reading the Bugle in the lower-right corner of the Mary Jane Watson Magic the gathering card art
Magic card Szarel, Genesis Shepherd
Magic card Ankle Biter, 1/1 snake with deathtouch for a green mana
Crazy Harry blows up Animal
Magic card goblin war chief, German language printing from Scourge set
Me eating
Magic the gathering card feasting hobbit
Me giving “you know what you did” energy to the camera
Magic card Starfield Shepherd 3WW Creature - Angel Flying When this creature enters, search your library for a basic Plains card or a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Warp 1W
Mtg card Morophon the Boundless
N Y Times article excerpt: “I know the prerequisite to our prosperity is public safety," Mr. Adams, a Democrat, said on Thursday.
N y Times article: “.'I know the prerequisite to our prosperity is public safety," Mr. Adams, a Democrat, said on Thursday.“
A parody New York Times headline from Mamdani Times dot com: "Reading the Tea Leaves of a Mamdani Mayoralty Using His Chai Order"