Adam D Boyer

@adamwritegood.bsky.social

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Screenwriter. Laserdisc and typewriter enthusiast. You can watch my movie UPHILL now on Amazon, Relay, and Plex. http://bit.ly/4gckZNF

Chucky’s eyes lighting up with classic 80s/90s lightning FX
A dusty jacket for Child’s Play 2 on LaserDisc
Pain and Panic from Disney’s Hercules
Kermit talking to Tom Cruise
Tony! Toni! Toné! Tonee?
That one guy from the Newsroom saying “It’s a person. A doctor pronounces [him] dead. Not the news.”
A Gene Shalit Critic’s Choice disc of The Palm Beach Story.
Me dressed as the kid from Breaking Away.
Garth Brooks pouring water into various bottles then shaking them around and splashing them everywhere.
Garth Brooks pouring water around like a mad man.
Garth Brooks looking mischievous, leaning in.
Garth Brooks being all weird; leaning in to something off camera.
The one sheet for Planet Terror (2007). On it Rose McGowan posed with one of her legs replaces by a giant machine gun.
The Ikea mascot giving a thumbs up.
Me smiling while riding along the beach.
A job offer email for a projectionist at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art.
An Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas showtime for some interactive AI bullshit.
Adrien Brody a “rasta man” on SNL
Tim Robbins holding his arms outstretched in the poster for 1994’s The Shawshank Redemption
A bad photo of my Switch Lite proving I got 120 stars in Super Mario 64 instead of writing or connecting with my loved ones like a normal adult.
“George Lucas” holding up two laserdiscs as if they were giant ears
A young Jack Nicholson looking like dang Big Bird
Barbra Streisand wearing a bright red top hat dress veil thing in an 1800s courtroom
The guy from EdTV smoking intensely
James Purefoy in A Knight’s Tale
The creepy lollipop kid from Shrek 3
Frank Underwood will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
Clickholes’ “Heartbreaking The Worst Person you know just made a good point” crudely photoshopped to be about Marty Supreme
A large adult men’s bike dwarfed by a stupidly large black F-350.
Victor Frankenstein’s dying brother insisting *he’s* the real monster only I changed the caption to reference the forgotten Clooney flick “Money Monster”.
Eastbound view from Macarthur Park of today’s CicLAvia. Thousands on bikes on 7th street and beyond.
A stamped letter addressed to DISNEY-ABC HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Veep from the show Veep chuckling nervously saying “What the fuck”
My new* (read: refurbished) Rad Power Radcity 4 ebike, parked waiting for the K-Line to take it home.
Matthew Lillard in The Life of Chuck
Tim Robinson in obtrusive old age make up insisting “There’s Too Much Fucking Shit On Me”
Stephen Root as a blind man in O Brother Where Art Thou. Two Oscar nominations.
Matthew Lillard in The Life of Chuck. IYKYK
My stolen Lectric XP Lite 2.0 with rear rack, basket, and soft handle bar cupholder.
My beautiful Lectric XP Lite.
Ben Chang in Community eating a churro with his “real mouth”.
A screen on the CA E-Bike Incentive program stating it's full after only 30 minutes.
The CA e-bike incentive letting me know I'm number 105386 in line to get just 1,000 vouchers.
Dedra Meero in prison at the end of Andor. Spoilers, I guess.
A black haired cat yawning while laying on her owner who really needs to clean up his room.
Trump with his ears and hairline looking a human shade and then the rest of him looking Harvey Dent if he'd been attacked with coffee instead of acid.
"Mike B Jordan's Coogi Sweater" written in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font. I called him Mike instead of Michael to make the scansion work.
A meme wherein I allow the use of french loan-words in The Last Jedi but cringe at the use of "thy" in Return of the Jedi.
Lenny Turtletaub, as seen in the Netflix show Bojack Horseman.
A poster for my movie UPHILL, screening for FREE tomorrow, March 9th at 2pm over at Odd Man Rush Brewing.
A search result showing a dozen people beating me to a "Chappell Roanoke" joke.
Two Sharp CRTs connected to a LaserDisc player showing Jerey Maguire. In the foreground are bike handlebars and a rowing machine.
An alert that Carrie Coon started following me. It wasn’t the real Carrie Coon. I am crestfallen.
An apple news spotlight announcing the Mona Lisa (an overrated piece of shit) is getting an upgrade.