Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James

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Senior Reporter @ Kotaku Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry 📧: aparrish@kotaku.com Signal: @adashtra.87 Discord: @adashtra 📍Northeast Ohio 🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠 She/her

Angry yelling white man
screenshot of the text "I hope the movie continues to play it like a straight-up rom-com with no sudden dark twists, and I also hope the movie answers the one burning question the trailer left me with: “Y’all are using lube, right?”
screenshot of tweet "Why do bash “dead-beat” moms for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
Me in a yellow shirt holding up my corgi puppy bu
Reaction meme of a group of people discussing apple tv shows when someone unhelpfully chimes in "I've never consumed an apple product" The original group gives the special boy a thumbs up then carries on their conversation
Me and my husband in front of the legendary Bucee
Cover of the book "the awakening of ivy leavold" by Sierra simone
A weird looking ass rabbit in Florida
Raw oysters on the half shell
A single scoop of strawberry cheesecake ice cream
Me reclining in the sun in a black bikini
My FIL (in blue) and his new pool friend.
My silly husband in the ocean
Florida sunrise over the ocean
A yacht illuminated in the dark ocean
Me in a titty top
A video of a baby sea turtle making it to the ocean
A raven picking at a dead baby sea turtle
A picture of brown knees at the beach
My fine ass and my fine ass white husband
The sun rising over a Florida beach
A picture of a sandy beach with sea turtle tracks heading into the ocean
A private beach sparsely attended
An oceanview balcony
An example of the bright Subaru hud
the 'ive had enough of this dude' its always sunny meme with jace beleren in the photo frame
Me, pointing at my corgi puppy Bu
A image of text from Marcus Aurelius' Meditations that reads "You are not compelled to form any opinion about the matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you." Then meme text added in purple, "Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take."
A picture of my office with a collection of dragon age art on my wall
A picture of the Games Done Quick UI display a bid war between femshep and maleshep for a .ass effect 3 run with femshep leading 91% to 8%
Bugs bunny incognito in an orange outfit sunglasses and hat
"The announcement from the Ministry of Public Security provides a useful bit of context to Papergames’ full capitulation to the demands of the anti-Valko player base: It seems that in order for Papergames to avoid the hammer coming down on its business, Valko got the sickle."
@PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
My corgi Bucephalus lying belly up in front of a box fan
Me and my hubs cheesing in a pool
One piece meme with luffy in a chefs hat holding two knives with the text yeah he's not cooking shit
A picture of an iPad displaying a preview for a 5 star memory in love and deepspace
A ridiculously drawn overly muscular captain America drawn by rob liefeld
My husband illuminated in black light with the ball that assaulted me
My corgi puppy sleepy belly up, his mouth lips twitching in his little puppy dreams
My corgi puppy but sleeping belly up, his lips unable to fight gravity revealing his. Teeth
My husband, a very handsome man with arms thicker than cold oatmeal
The aliens Alan and Ann from sailor moon r
The DVD box set of Escaflowne
Me holding my dog Bu
Sally Field in the movie Norma Rae holding up a sign in a factory that says "UNION" in all caps
Profile description for Ash Parrish that reads: Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social 27.7K followers 4.3K following 12.2K posts Senior Reporter @ Kotaku Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry 📧: aparrish@kotaku.com Signal: @adashtra.87 Discord: @adashtra 📍Northeast Ohio 🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠 She/her
Me, a black lady who's tits are SITTING right now
My adorable husband Travis. He's so pretty
one panel from the one fear comic featuring a cartoon character wearing dark sunglasses and a shirt that reads 'one fear'
Video of a young corgi puppy staring longingly at some Himalayan cheese bricks
screenshot of text from a blog that reads: And while I have no respect for the zombification of a Black legend (especially when you understand that the very concept of a “zombie” is from Haitian folklore and expresses the existential dread of being compelled to labor even after death), I do respect that he plainly lays out the why.
A screenshot of my bluesky timeline featuring contextless posts about the NBA finals
Jakob, he serious knife welding butler from fire emblem fates
A text conversation between me and my FIL that reads "Congrats on the new ride. Pleased to see you're keeping the butch lesbian tradition of owning a subaru" "Damn straight I do love me some women 😂" "HAHAHAHA"