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Soon May The Weatherman Come

A stout fellow named Bartley from Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance selling you his wares from behind a counter in da tavern
Screenshot of Fake article doctored hastily in my phone showing a person’s hands removing a magic eraser from a box of that very product
view of a sunset taken on a phone camera whilst driving
alt text is for losers and wimps! i'm evilll!!!
the front of a nintendo entertainment system original controller, revealing that the letters of the face buttons spell B A
Large green with white front trucker style-hat with a rainbow trout and the words “be gone, fish own me” emblazoned upon its humble yet iconic crest
It’s a dunce cap dispenser mounted on the wall. Little white cones come out of it. I’m being told it’s a water cup dispenser but that seems so wasteful
A cranny boy turnip jack o lantern hung via twine on a cozy glowing porch light. a decorative gauze ghost accompanies it while a vibrant emerald day gecko looks on from the adjacent wall
A hand holding a table spoon above a gray metal floor vent in an unfinished light hardwood floor. A light electric blue goo or goop is being poured gently into the vent.
A sculpture of large pale blue sea dragon with yellow and orange features and large webbed limbs overturning a galleon with ease in the frothing sea
A pinkish, purplish octopus wearing a fish bowl (???) as a sort of makeshift space helmet. They are in the briny deep, but almost to the surface, with an outstretched arm reaching towards the air above the waves - and possibly as high as the stars. What is out there? They ask, smiling…what indeed
A weird and mysterious Florida-pink obelisk that came with my home. I think it used to be a light source, but I have since let the vines overtake it in hopes of pleasing the wood spirits. It’s covered in scraggly vines.
vintage black and white advertisement or possibly article excerpt displaying a gentleman Chicagoan with his hands up and cables attached to a finger on each hand. They are connected to a vest that has a circular gun-like contraption in the middle. The paragraph to the right of him explains the utility of this, essentially that if you were to put your hands up for a thief/attacker, it would shoot at them as you raise your arms.
A vintage ad from a bygone era displaying the long-sandwich style Veal Parmigiana from, you guessed it, Burger King. The cheese is melty, the sauce a deep crimson. The bun has sesame seeds. Nobody outburgers tha king.
a comic illustrating a conversation between wargen and a visitor to his home, not sure how to describe this one other than dog graves, lots of em, and back or wargen head reveal in panel 3
an anime hamster saying “if a medium can speak to ghosts imagine what a large could do” in a 16-bit GBA style, it is white with round ears and big cute style eyes and blue bows on either side of its head. Lmao hansters can’t talk so it is crazy to see
clips of the dancing bartender from the rick astley video "never gonna give you up"
the artwork on a can of badger balm organic hand goo, it is whimsical. a badger is standing upright and enjoying itself
it’s a lovely line drawing in black and white starring Mike and Quest Abandoner and a giant moft curiof…it is handing them a birthday cupcake that is equally Brobdingnagian in size, dwarfing da duo who look on in awe and ecstasy
it’s pickled Mike
Sunrise over the salty sea from a bridge during a much anticipated cold front
a phone keyboard with a red spiral drawn all over it
A black and white line drawing of the famous dinosaur yoshi being hung from a clothespin by his back spike on a laundry line. He is dripping lightly with moisture.
luigi mangione in orange prison garb looking angrily back as officers have him in custody with a quote from that Australian guy who had a succulent Chinese meal, but Chinese has been changed to McDonalds. idk
heavily and amateurish edit of a selfie with like, transparent constellation overlay stuff and bisexual lightning (sp???) and it says “I am way too high for all of this” despite only having coors light and a Cuban cheese toast in my system. there is a beautiful gentleman frog with top hat on shoulder that dervy made once bc he is a great guy. I spelled “too” wrong. late af, eh?
same cat begging a question in return… “what is this statement you have made my fellow mate”
A bag of the best artificial pizza chipsnack, a Keebler-brand miracle called Pizzarias. The white bag shows the delightful product in its red-orange and triangular glory, as well as the brand name in a green, vaguely cursive word mark. A yellow label reveals that these…are cheese on the pizza-based flavor spectrum.
a terrible ai depiction (ah, but I repeat myself lol) of Ray William Johnson standing backwards on all fours in an unnatural way in the sewers
a large, red lobster holding a banjo, coming onto the shore of a sandy beach from the azure waters towards a handsome woman with reddish-brown hair and a green dress, who looks on coyly, amused and intrigued by the crustacean's gentle song. She is wearing green leggings and white strap-up shoes as well.
an adorable and stately Boxer hound, a beautiful happy girl, smiling in a side yard wearing a red collar
me uhhhhh sorry, check out my other alt texts for something better, sorry again my bad frfr
it's an amber alert notification on my smartphone but they really dropped the ball, it's all garbled after the alert. just nonsense. random characters. how in the world could that help? get it together...
a multi-level house with wooden shingle-siding a, widow's walk, and an Italian flag painted on the bottom-level garage door? it's a bright, clear day and the sky is cloudless and blue. A single white plastic lawn chair is in the background a good bit behind the subject - it appears as though late-night talks might hit differently in it? perhaps? Oh and I put the stylized wordmark/logo of American Football's LP1 in the top left. It's not the house but it pleases me.
halved rolls of a processed deli meat product behind a glass display counter labeled “MEAT CLOWN”. the cross-section displays the haunting visage of a clown’s face in various shades of meat purée, ranging from pale to dark red. These wrapper encasing the remainder is metallic gold with a red pattern step-and-repeating over it. The price is 29p per 100g or 33p per quarter lb.
Art by @questabandoner.bsky.social