Addison Smith (Addi)

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Ace author of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror. Would rather be a fish. 🐠 Fiction in Escape Pod, Fantasy Mag, Cosmic Horror Monthly, and others. Codex member and professional amateur.

The most unnecessarily large soft serve vanilla ice cream cone you have ever seen. They called it a large, but I didn't realize they were talking in kaiju sizes. The cone is a mere piglet sprouting from a foot of ice cream. It's in a hotdog tray with a spoon because no cone could be expected to contain its magnitude.
The Bulgarian cover of The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch. Cover is a gritty art style showing two boys in an apocalyptic (and weirdly science fictional) city. There is a spaceship at the top of the cover for reasons unknown.
Hand holding nice crispy bacon
A green wolf in howling in front of a full moon. Text above and below says "REJECTION ON MAKES ME HARDER"
A black t-shirt with printing on the front and the left sleeve. On the front is a blue glitchy version of Majora's Mask. In a circle around the mask are the words "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" On the left sleeve is a purple fairy (Tatl).
Bugs Bunny in a black suit with a red flower. "I wish all PUBLISHERS a very RESPOND TO MY SUBS"
A photo of one of Brandon sanderson's books, close-up on a page. "Hey," he said. "Look, it's fine. She has to do what I say." "I'm. Trying. Not. To ccream. Right now," Yumi said between gasps. "Just. Leave. Me."
A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "Finally, Making my Mac mini M4 Portable." Shows a man sitting at a table with a keyboard and mouse. On the table is a portable monitor with a Mac mini velcroed to the back.
A logo with a red octopus inside a red box, some tentacles outside the box as if escaping. The octopus had mime-painted eyes and a teardrop on its face. Below the box is the word MIME in black, and on the right side is FLAYER in black.
Black and White Zombie Pikachu. He stares with empty white eyes, his body covered in torn flesh, his fur frayed and frazzled. He has multiple rows of teeth in a gaping mouth. I would still cuddle him, but carefully.
Birdwatching Kit Empire Passes - New York State Parks Passes Explore Outdoors - Onondaga County Park Passes Ghost Hunting Kit GoPro Hero 10 Kit Hiking Kit Insignia Mini Projector Jewelry Making Kit Karaoke Machine Knitting Kit MOST Pass MiFi Mobile Hotspot Observing Pollinators Citizen Science Kit Roku Express loaded with pre-paid subscriptions Storytime to Go Kits Tech Pack - Chromebook & Mobile Hotspot Toniebox Video to Digital Converter
Graph from The Submission Grinder showing pending submissions for a market (Tales of Horror). Graphs shows multiple submissions per day since July 2025 with only two total responses logged.
Text: Hey baby. Are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide? Because you look like you’re
 Wikipedia entry for an ore named Cummingtonite
We thought the music came from the cavern–that strange space which opened into our lives and devoured our futures. It didn't. I suppose you know that by now, since you're a part of it. What's that meme? "The real music was the friends we made along the way?" Yeah, that tracks. Let me explain.
A blue sign with raised white text above a vertical statue of a fish. Sign reads “Donations for the Royal Addi. Please put a coin in mouth of fish.”
Kraft Singles — 12 oz of American Cheese made with real dairy.
FLASH COLLECTIONS AVAILABLE NOW QUEER CRAB TRANSFORMATION LOST FUNGUS DAUGHTERS ROBOT HOROSCOPES A KILLBOT WITH A DREAM ACCIDENTAL CANNIBALISM ALIEN TAXIDERMY MONSTROUS CLOACA
Album cover, a shirtless man in front of orange gasping lips, flowers in the foreground. Title is HORNY.
Candy Cain Kills Candy Can Kills Again Chopping Mall All systems red Artificial condition Rogue protocol Exit strategy We are legion (we are bob) Horrorstör Murder by magic Two can play The body in the bookstore One dark window All systems red Artificial condition Rogue protocol Feedback Shadow of rlysium High like state asylum Candy Cain kills Horrorstör Cold eternity Dead silence Ghost station Square3 Children of time What moves the dead What feasts at night The disgraced return of the kaps needle Fugitive telemetry Network effect System collapse The Martian One piece volume 1 One piece volume 2 One piece volume 3 Witchcraft for wayward girls Below From below Derp storm Leviathan wakes
Two massive pancakes with blueberry compote, a massive pile of fretta with eggs, sausage, broccoli, peppers, pepperoni, etc, and four slices of rye toast.
A car parked horizontally in a parking spot, ON TOP OF ANOTHER CAR.
Text says "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent." Image is the corner of a room that looks like a murder scene with blood on the walls and a chest with a lamp and a small TV which has, on its screen, an image that looks very much like a naked butt.)
A bar of dark chocolate on a napkin. The chocolate is covered in slivered almonds and raisins. The raisins are not slivered. I don't even know if you can do that, tbh.
Two double shots of espresso
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