Flat Pluto Society

@adhdgobl.in

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Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety

Most people rejected his message They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
"watching them fight" meme with officemaxxers vs staplecels, and people who steal paper clips from work
Eagle Wagon car in blue and black
John Reese from Person of Interest
If you can't surf with the big dogs, stay off the net With an drawing of a dog on a surf board over the Earth
Onion headline: Man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him, with clean replaced by weed
Member of 52 lists: @schizanon.bsky.social 🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃🏴🛻♓🧿 5 days ago People that get really offended when you put them on a list It's just a copy of the other list people, calm down!
The cover art of Penpal by Dathan Auerbach. It's a person standing in the distance in a foggy forest.
Bsky report post menu with Other replaced with WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHYYY!?
Libby screenshot indicating a ten week wait period to check out A Short Stay in Hell
Email screenshot: Hi — Friendster is now live on iPhone and Android. Friendster is a social network for connecting with real friends in real life — no ads, no algorithms, no spam, and we never sell your data.
Homer Simpson asleep and drooling while wearing glasses that make him look awake
A pastrami lox bagel sandwich
A woman staring suspiciously at a forkful of salad
Cover art from Cold Fire
The Necronomicon from Evil Dead, a book bound in skin from a human face
Picture of Aroldis Chapman with "NOT BRITISH" text
Dipper from Gravity Falls with a giant head
Guy with his hands and face pressed up against glass
Guy Fieri
Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy is holding a football and has a speech bubble.
Annie and Abed from Community
Nom Nom, the little lizard frog guy from Cut the Rope
Navy SEAL copypasta
Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park showing its frills before spitting venom at Nedry, WHICH I KNOW IS ANATOMICALLY INACCURATE THAT'S WHY I SAID JURASSIC PARK STYLE IN THE POST.
From Seattle Mariners APAIC is now suspected of smearing Graham Platner, candidate for Senate in Maine, another woman coming out, with no dates, times or evidence of sexual misconduct. This is pretty fucked up. Susan Collins is the best you have? Poor Mariners! (hashtag not included in alt text to avoid blue no matter who rape fan freaks who name search)
Babe Ruth pointing to where he was going to hit a home run
Screenshot of The Dungeon Revealed, a roguelike dungeon crawler for early Mac computers
Screen shot of a LinkedIn page with contact details redacted and "Puzzle Games" circled in red
A bidet spraying into the air
Movie poster for Uncle Sam, with skeletal Uncle Sam and the tagline "I want you dead!"
A pointy-eared black dog sitting under a desk with a very "IT'S WALKIES TIME, MOTHERFUCKER" look on her face
Tseng, the bumbling Turk from FF7
Six pack of Chucklin' Cherry Squeez-Its
Star Trek TNG tricorder
Gadsden flag but the snake has a ball gag and it says "oh please tread on me"
A pointy-eared black dog covered in a red blanket
Screen shot of a weather app indicating very hot temperatures, thunderstorms, and an extreme heat warning
Movie poster for Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Joshua Kuroda-Grauer in an As jersey, with a chyron indicating his first MLB hit
A box of bomb pop Oreos, which you should not eat under any circumstances
Opening shot of Downwell
Movie poster for Never Too Young to Die
Pointy-eared black dog lying under a red blanket
Cal Raleigh's fat butt
PNC Park
Album art for Version 2.0 by Garbage
An extended cab truck parked completed blocking a sidewalk in a residential neighborhood
The Bluesky app settings screen with "delete my account" circled for emphasis
A pointy-eared black dog snuggled up on the couch next to me
And American badger snarling
Diarrhea in sensory deprivation tank Title pretty much sums it up. paid for a sensory deprivation tank experience not realizing had contracted norovirus and was about to became symptomatic. Initially I was having a lot of weird hallucination type sensations where chalked up to the experience (later turned out had a 103 F fever) and somewhat fell asleep. woke up to an awful odor and demanded to be let out of the tank and it turned out had diarrhea'd in it. This alone was a traumatizing experience but now the facility is trying to charge me $8,000 to replace the tank as they do not feel they can safely disinfect this. I don't recall signing anything with some sort of "diarrhea clause", am actually liable here?
ExoSquad title card
A pot of red beans and veggies with a smoked ham hock
Dril tweet altered to say "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Skip Bayless. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""
Bryan Johnson, the rich freak who's obsessed with immortality and uses his son as a blood bag, covered in diagnostic equipment and with a speech bubble
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
Rigel, a very ugly alien puppet from Farscape
Partial screenshot from the AI slop cookout image showing a grill absolutely stacked with meat-like objects of unknown origin