Adrian

@adrianwashere.bsky.social

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Drawing of two women casually lounging on the floor, holding coffee mugs, one asking, "the GOP isn't a political party?" And the other replying, "No, they are pedocons. Pedocons are a menace that seek to molest kids. This is what the GOP is, kids are who they molest."
We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He Hanged Himself
My POTUS told me Iran keeps eating his ground troops so I asked how many troops he has and he said he just goes to the Pentagon and gets a new platoon afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding American soldiers to Iran and then his SecDef started crying
We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself
Drawing of a man in pillory, correcting the angry crowd around him by saying, "for the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory." There's a sign by him reading, "pelt the pendant."
A catgirl implores the mods to unspill her juice
Martin Scorsese absolute cinema
Screenshot from Vance's Wikipedia page: Vance "graduated with highest honors in 2009 with a Bachelor of Arts in political science and philosophy." Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JD_Vance#Early_life_and_education:~:text=graduated%20with,philosophy
Text of US Constitution, Art. I, § 7, with the final sentence of clause 2 highlighted: "If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law." Source: https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/constitution-transcript#1-7:~:text=If%20any,not%20be%20a%20Law
Mad Men "I don't think about you at all" meme, but with Chris Rufo saying, "I feel bad for you," and Zohran Mamdani replying, "I don't think about you at all."
Time series graph from Gas Buddy, showing US national avg prices for the last 18 months, including the final two weeks under Biden, where the US avg was approx. $3.12/gal Source: https://charts.gasbuddy.com/ch.gaschart?Country=USA&Crude=f&Period=18&Areas=USA%20Average%2C%2C&Unit=US%20%24%2FG https://www.gasbuddy.com/charts
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Skeet screenshot: Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social this is, once again, the religious tent that has been on the Mall for years and not explicitly part of the fair Source: https://bsky.app/profile/musicologyduck.bsky.social/post/3mponf7odvk2e
Photo of Nathan Fielder
"You guys are getting paid" meme from We're the Millers, with the text reading, "you have leftover French toast?"
The cover of Mo Money Mo Problems, an album by Notorious B.I.G.
Four panel comic First says, many Americans fail to assimilate Some self-segregate in homogenous neighborhoods, and shows a gated community called Caucasian Pointe, no trespassing Second says, others fly a flag of a foreign country, and it shows a car flying a Confederate flag, and it's playing Free Bird, and it says traditional folk music Third shows an angry woman saying, seems like the homos and orientals are everywhere! And is captioned many refuse to speak contemporary English Fourth is captioned, will these stubborn holdouts ever integrate into our multicultural society? And shows two guys, one in a red maga hat and a Trump shirt, and the other one gesturing to him and saying, it might help if they stopped wearing those funny hats https://jensorensen.com/2019/02/12/many-white-americans-fail-to-assimilate/
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards
Anti-piracy ad: you wouldn't download all the music in the world
Fake Spirit Halloween costume Shows a man with a beard in blue jeans and tan Nine Line T-shirt Labeled "conservative guy scared of cities" -Saw that thing on the news -Too many of "those" people -Can't park Ford Super Duty -Not scared, bro Adult size costume
President George W. Bush listens as White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card informs him of a second plane hitting the World Trade Center while Bush was conducting a reading seminar at the Emma E. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida, September 11, 2001.
Mike Godwin (of "Godwin's law" fame) tweet: By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with you.
An Army recruiter gesturing toward the empty chair next to his desk.
Dril tweet The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. You imbecile. You fucking moron"
Tweet screenshot Cat Manning @cataclypto [historian voice] it has always sucked ass to be alive
Tweet screenshot Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no…no not those views Me: So…deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones
I think it is much weird to say minority party legislators should never be criticized for their votes, than it is to say that voting for a tea party Republican, on the assumption that he'd somehow be good at diplomacy and stand up to Trump, was a stupid thing to do.
Table labeled, "The real reason everything sucks in the United States" Shows a table with rows labeled President, Senate, House, & control (meaning whether there's a partisan trifecta, or divided government), and columns labeled with odd-numbered years, from 1981-2025, corresponding to 97th-119th Congresses, and then the cell at each intersection colored either red (for Republican), blue (for Democratic), or half red and half vote (for split control). Eg, for 1981, the presidency is red (Ronald Reagan), the Senate is red (Republican majority in the 97th Senate), the House is blue (Democratic majority in the 97th House), and control is split (because neither party has a trifecta). At the far right are totals for how many Congresses Democrats held the presidency, Senate, House, & a trifecta; for how many Republicans held the presidency, Senate, House, & a trifecta; and for how many there was divided government.
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards
Tweet screenshot Sean Leahy @thepunningham "The Bond's Name. James Name" Please to... What? "Bond Name's the James" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Cartoon of a boy kneeling by his bed, praying, "please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny."
Photo of Keifer Sutherland
Still from 30 Rock, with Jack saying, "that's Republican, we count those."
Dril tweet And another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't put in the breakfast that I got mad.
You've been touching too much grass Log back on
Vague threat
Screenshot of my notifications, showing repeatedly engaging me immediately after I said I was behaving reciprocally.
Epic handshake meme Right-wing terrorists Shaking hands with Left-wing reporters Both agreeing that The slush fund will pay for more terrorism
Two-panel mental gymnastics meme comic Top panel shows a gymnast standing on a mat, and then with her arms outstretched in "ta-da" gesture, labeled, "Police unions shouldn't exist, so that the public can police the police" Bottom panel shows a gymnast going through a complicated routine involving flips, jumps, landings, flying over a burning car, labeled, "Damages & settlements resulting from police misconduct suits should be paid from police union pensions, to create a financial incentive for police to police themselves"
Jade is in a very dangerous spot. Trans, unable to work, about to be homeless, and in Texas which in itself is almost a death sentence. She, like many of us out there NEED HELP! Please do what you can. #mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2026 💞💸
Cartoon of a man in pillory, with a sign in front of him saying "pelt the pendant," surrounded by a few people holding maybe rocks or fruit in their hands, and the man being pilloried is saying, "for the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory." @roystoncartoons
Skeet screenshot Shotgun Eddie @rlord.bsky.social I wouldn't say that's a fair characterization of what's going on here, but either way there's no reason for the group already in power to absorb the politics of a group who is decidedly *not* in power. Obviously it's a bad idea but it isn't mysterious why someone would try. Source: https://bsky.app/profile/rlord.bsky.social/post/3mm4dd2nkh22a
So you replied to a jerk Part of a Bluesky educational series
Meme with three Spider-Mans (Spider-Men? Spiders-Men?) all pointing at each other.
Since-deleted skeet from Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social So many people calling it partisan, but the true majesty of the law is it nonpartisanly allows both democrats and republicans both equally to gerrymander only in favor of republicans
Skeet from Matthew Prorok‬ @mattprorok.bsky.social If you want a concrete example, look at 2020. Biden was seen as too conservative, so the party made a bunch of promises to progressives in order to secure their support, and it worked. Biden won. Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mattprorok.bsky.social/post/3mlb34psxqk2p
Skeet from Matthew Prorok‬ @mattprorok.bsky.social And what I'm advocating for is democracy. If there are votes you need to win an election, you have to get those votes. You shouldn't get them by demanding them for nothing in return, you should get them by agreeing to serve the interests of those voters. Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mattprorok.bsky.social/post/3mlabjezkt22s
Skeet from Matthew Prorok‬ @mattprorok.bsky.social Progressives have spent decades explaining why their policies are good for the country. The Congressional Progressive Caucus is the second largest caucus of Democrats. My whole point is that there are enough progressives that their preferences should be listened to if Dems want to win elections. Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mattprorok.bsky.social/post/3mlb2rgh3sc2p
Skeet from Matthew Prorok‬ @mattprorok.bsky.social I'm literally doing the persuading right now. Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mattprorok.bsky.social/post/3mlb2aikxz22p
I can't but there's no point in showing evidence for claims to a person who believes in magic. They'll just come up with a magic explanation for how the evidence got there.
Meme where a person tells a computer, "say 'I an alive' " The computer responds, "I am alive" The person reacts, "oh my god"
A drawing of a man in a bathroom, bracing himself horizontally against opposite walls, suspending himself several feet in the air above a toilet, face down, with his pants around his ankles, pooping and peeing, with both missing the toilet.
Screenshot of a dril tweet: Issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Skeet screenshot: Lee Drutman ‪@leedrutman.bsky.social‬ Yes. "Someday, we will probably have proportional representation in the states and/or Congress, and all of this will look silly and antiquated." ‪ [quote skeet] Matt Glassman‬ @mattglassman312.bsky.social‬ I voted no on the Virginia redistricting amendment. I don't feel super strongly about it one way or another. Some scattered thoughts. [embedded link] https://blog.mattglassman.net/virginias-proposed-constitutional-amendment/ Virginia's Proposed Constitutional Amendment Here's the ballot question we are deciding today in the Old Dominion: >Should the Constitution of Virginia be amended to allow the General Assembly to tem... blog.mattglassman.net 11:55 AM · Apr 21, 2026
Simpsons "didn't make me tap the sign" meme, where the sign reads: When Republicans say, "you don't need x because you have y," rest assured that once they've destroyed x, they're coming for y next, & they'll tell you, "you don't need y because you have z," & they'll continue until there's nothing left.
Tweet screenshot Phineas @Phineas Remember, Marcus Aurelius has already absolved you of the duty of having a take [Image from a page in a book] 52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you. 103
Two guys on a bus meme, where JD Vance is the happy passenger, and it says, "Trump is America's Hitler," above both passengers.
Screenshot of the skeet I'm replying to, with 666 likes circled
Winnie the Pooh tuxedo good/better/best meme Thoughts & prayers Schools need better doors Schools need ballrooms
Four panel comic Journalist visits Twitter: Two panels depicting a happy journalist bounding around between people saying, "black people suck," "gay people suck," "trans people suck," and, "immigrants suck!" Journalist visits Bluesky: The journalist looks concerned while getting yelled at: "you suck!" The final panel depicts the journalist sitting on the floor, against the wall, looking sad and beaten. A partial handwritten now/journal is visible, reading, "today, I went to hell..."