Alex

@aduzik.com

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Will a Fosse neck do it?

Lucy with the football.
Devon Banks seducing Kenneth Ellen Parcell
UPS notification solemnly intoning/threatening “We Have Your Package”
Would you rather have a lizard that remembers all your passwords or have a raccoon that gives you a cool mystery object once a week
Picture of a tv screen showing a caption that says “(loud dong)”
TNG title card for that famous episode “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”
Screen grab from The Simpsons of Kent Brockman saying “AUTHORITIES SAY THE PHONY POPE CAN BE RECOGNIZED BY HIS HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS AND INCREDIBLY FOUL MOUTH.”
An actual picture of the Integrity capsule splashing down. Not sure why anybody felt the need to make an AI phony because the genuine article is amazing and needed no enhancement.
A “Truth Social” post from so-called “President” Donald Trump saying, “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”
That meme of "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
Krennic with his finger pressing into Dedra Meero’s head, the exact moment she realizes she’s absolutely, irrevocably fucked
Agnes Skinner at the grocery store, saying to the bagger, “I want everything in one bag but I don’t want the bag to be heavy”
Nancy going to town on a hotdog holding a candelabra what for fanciness purposes.
The survivorship bias plane
Facebook post from the “you know you’re from Sioux City Iowa when…” group that just says “Reba McEntire” over an orange to magenta gradient. It has 21 likes and 29 comments.
The word “zip-line”
Ozzie Smith in the Simpsons falling in an infinite abyss
The DHL plurb guy asking Carol if she would like an atom bomb
Scale model of the Statue of Liberty toppled over, broken, and leaning against its plinth
Two frames from Pluribus. In the first, Carol says, “you’re the fucking mayor.” In the second, the mayor says, “thank you for your vote.”
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says, “bro what happens if a severed person gets plurbed does the innie get plurbed as well or do they just watch”
Panel from Nancy of Sluggo shouting, “upholsterer, Massachusetts, kindergarten, frankfurter, delicatessen, liverwurst!”
Huckleberry, a golden and white hound, curled up next to my leg on the couch. He’s doing some snoozin’
A pork stir fry over rice
Some goddamned cinnamon rolls
Demi Moore fixing her makeup in the bathroom before her date in The Substance
An Onion headline that says, “Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain' Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life”
The worst person you know meme
Kelly Rowland texting “where you at” in excel on a Nokia phone in I wanna say 2001?
Pope Leo doing karaoke to Tori Amos’ 1991 hit, “Crucify”
Screenshot of our solar production showing 3.1 kW of production, we’re consuming 1.5 kW of it, and selling the remaining 1.6 kW back to the utility.
View from the lower balcony at Chicago Symphony Center of the performers turning up for the Four Seasons, with a harpsichord looming at the rear of the stage
Screenshot of a Reddit post showing a guy with a pretty tragic hairline next to a picture of the same guy with a shaved head. He looks 100% more handsome in the second picture. The post has 961 upvotes.
Huckleberry, a big dumb orange hound, is walking on a snowy sidewalk wearing boots.
Email from apple telling me my iTunes Match will renew next month
Somewhat distant picture of a stage with a lectern and two chairs to the side of it. A PowerPoint demonstration advertising upcoming events looms above.
Sign for huckleberry and peach pies on a pastry case.
Space needle peeking over some buildings
Sandwich board for “hot yoga”. Gross.
Mustache daddy from the Delta Airlines safety video
A penguin asking Bender the robot “full of fish?”
Title credits from Bob's Burgers, where the vacant store next door is now, "Over Your Dead Body Estate Lawyers", and the exterminator truck in front is, "When You Squish Upon a Star"
Arrested Development "footage not found" title card
The Earl of Lemongrab screaming about one million years dungeon
Screen grab from Archer showing that the Vital Records database for ISIS is “GUEST”
The Spicy Indian Dilberito
Huckleberry’s giant head looms at the edge of the kitchen table
Huckleberry is chowing down on his dinner
Huckleberry, a golden and white hound mix, is more or less nose to nose with me, a bespectacled white dude, demanding his dinner ASAP
A google search result for a company called “PostHog”, in the results for a query about feature flags in .NET
A crossword with the clue, “2022 Cate Blanchett film”, the answer is “TÁR”, of course.
The destroyed east wing of the White House