Adventure Rules

@adventurerules.bsky.social

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He/him. 34. Banner =/= currently playing because I always forget to update it. Common topics include video games, US politics, Dropout. Occasional personal life posting.

A diagram of my score from a Neon Genesis Evangelion character personality test. My highest scores are for the protagonist Shinji Ikari (75%) and his guardian Misato Katsuragi (70%).
Series of images from the music video for the song "Planet of the Bass"
Image of an ink pen drawing featuring a monster with a furry body, cat ears, fly eyes, a large smiling mouth, bird legs, a lizard tail, and buff human arms. The text reads "HI KIDS I'M SCRUMPTY"
screenshot from the game Esoteric Ebb showing The Cleric and his goblin companion Snell standing in front of a treasure chest with gold trim, above which sits a wooden sign that says "not a mimic"
Screenshot of quiz results for a gym leader type quiz saying that my result was the Dark type
Cover image of the book This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
Screenshot from the game Is This Seat Taken? of a small diner, the proprietor Karon is saying "hey y'all, only today, you can have three pies for the cost of four!"
Image of a glass case with a red border that says "break glass in emergency" and behind the glass is text that reads "Ramza with ninja job and attack boost passive."
Screenshot of a YouTube Music recap showing user adventure rules in the top 0.3% listeners for the Indian metal band Bloodywood
Screenshot from an image of a Diablo pitch document showing the world structure, a town on the surface next to a temple or dungeon with many floors extending below the surface. The image is an example of a megadungeon.
Meme image with a happy expression by the words "when your friends bring cool dice to the RPG session" followed by a despaired expression by the words "when you look for your own cool dice and see the price tag."
Image of the meme of Demi Lovato posting "GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER" in all caps
A screenshot from Smartypants on Dropout showing a slideshow image which says "writers are awful to be around" and then lists three reasons: isolated, bad posture, and self-obsessed
Header image from my latest blog post showing the evolution of the Adventure Rules mascot over the last decade. On the left is an MS Paint drawing of what is basically a stick figure in a Zelda t-shirt. On the right is an MS Paint drawing of a close-up of his face with a beard, longer hair, and lots of wrinkles.
Screenshot of my results from the "what kind of white guy are you" quiz, which says "Fuckable Loser Guy" with the caption "oh no, I need you" with a picture of Joseph Gordon Levitt. Objectively, Adventure Rules does not look like Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Screenshot of a post from the Associated Press that reads "States are moving to send hundreds of members of their National Guard to the nation's capital to assist in the Trump administration's takeover of the city's police department."
Blacephelon, a Pokémon. It looks like how HP Lovecraft would describe a clown.
Panel from an Onion cartoon with a man wearing a black shirt that says "Sickos" on it. He is looking through the window and saying "Yes...ha ha ha...yes!"
Screenshot from ValiDate in green and pink bubble text reads "Rhythm Game Unlocked."
Screenshot from Metaphor re Fantazio of the death screen, which reads "Fantasy is Dead."
Image of Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants with a wooden board nailed to his forehead.
A screenshot of the website Brennan's American Girl Doll Shoes showing that the website has an alert asking you to accept its use of cookies.
Picture of Esquie from Clair Obscur
Handshake meme of two muscular arms with hands clasped together. Left arm says Elden Ring, right arm says Clair Obscur, and where their hands meet the text says "fucked up hand monster convincing me to play."
Screenshot of a Bluesky post which reads "what if cartoons got saved" interspersed with clapping emojis.
Clodsire from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet
Artie from Glee
Image of a quote from the interview that reads: "I mean, Vic impressed me through and through with some of their responses, which I happily deducted points from them for, because they were so funny and yet completely irrelevant to what I asked for. Investment Account, Inc. made me laugh so much. Vic's musical! The entirety of [The Voicemail the Musical] is coming out as a part of the BTS video. I didn't see it on stage. And if I had seen that whole musical, I probably would've awarded them the three points, because it is a masterpiece."
Screenshot from Wildermyth of a pig in a forest standing on a stump saying "listen tight."
Image of my Adventure Rules Twitter account having all of its tweets slowly deleted
Text image that says 500K in pink and then the message "congratulations! Your site, Adventure Rules, passed 500,000 all-time views."
The Spectre from Slay the Princess. Just imagine her saying "hiya Killer" in a lovely voice that melts your heart while also being mildly threatening.
Edelgard von Hresvelg from Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Distracted boyfriend meme showing a guy labeled "me" checking out a woman labeled "hanging out with my virtual friends in Metaphor" while his girlfriend labeled "hanging out with actual real-life friends" looks at him aghast.
Piers from Golden Sun
Egghead from Disco Elysium
Cover image from Slay the Princess, featuring the titular princess smiling as she says "please don't."
Image of the Princess from Slay the Princess, bloodied but victorious, saying "Look at you. Completely broken. This was fun."
Image from Super Smash Bros of Joker from Persona 5 with text that reads "Joker steals the show!"
Image of Dimitri from Fire Emblem Three Houses throwing his head back in maniacal laughter
Byleth, the protagonist of Fire Emblem Three Houses, levels her sword towards the viewer
Image of Edelgard from Three Houses over a text post that reads "learning that in Judaism I was allowed to argue with God was such a liberating experience. Like, finally...a worthy opponent."
Image of Serge from Chrono Cross ringed in green light as he is transported to an alternate reality
Image of the P5R world record true ending speedrun, which takes over 14 hours
Image of Serge from Chrono Cross dashing forward with his weapon in hand
Speedrun timer which reads 2 hours, 19 minutes, 3 seconds
Image of Larry-Boy from Veggietales, wearing plungers on his ears.
Screenshot from Chrono Cross: Radical Dreamers Edition of the protagonist Serge using his Dash & Slash special attack