Chronocosmic Wizard

@aespir.bsky.social

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normal citizen -̶ (he/him) -̴̲̼̈́ 44 -̸̧̖̱͕̳̣͗͘ͅ 🔞 -̸̩̓̂̂ Future Space Wizard -̵̼̻̪̣͎̝̣͔͋̑͋͛́͜͜ͅ venmo and cashapp are both aespir

The banksy statue of a guy who's about to fall off his pedestal because the flag he's waving is blowing in his face.

One of the first results for a search of Jeff Bezos. C'mon, man, don't make me describe what he looks like. I had to mow the lawn today, I'm tired, I'm sure a better writer than me has described him somewhere.

@wristroom.bsky.social posts "I'm gonna make a voodoo doll of myself and give it a blowjob."
I sent a quote to drafts: "I hear it feels more like sucking a cloth dick than it does getting your dick sucked"

A "triggered" meme heretically using an Undertale character, posted a day ago. It has 0 likes.

rabidya, who is widely loved on here because she rocks, sharing an image of a delightful looking cheese cake.

basically the same picture as the quoted skeet but it's cool and blurry

A wizard probably exhaling smoke or something.

A wizard in his trans rights fit toasting you because he's happy you're in the world (unless you're a bigot)

I just put together the most fire hybrid set of stuff like chemical brothers, the prodigy, lords of acid, and some of the soundtrack to the game jet set radio mixed with some nasty dub and dnb for a homies keg party and im so excited about it lol

But nobody came.

But nobody came.

A video of me posting "but nobody came" at a harassing dork. He replies every single time. I'm scrolling up for over half a minute before reaching the top.

Ye olde man pointing at himself in the mirror. Again. Because that's all anthony does.

Don Quixote on his loyal steed.

Ye olde "A crowd laughs at a man who pissed his pants. He smugly smiles and says 'rent free.'" meme

ye olde "man points at himself in the mirror in accusation" meme

Ye olde "what the story is saying is going over the reader's head" meme. On the left of a picture of Carl encountering his first boss fight, a giant Mexican hoarder. The message, as written in the meme, is "The Syndicate is incredibly evil and does horrific things to the culture it destroys." The reader is reacting, "wow the author is so racist and sexist"

The character design for the Tifa in the original Final Fantasy. Noodle arms and legs, big tits.

An old tweet edited it say "Yall can't even boycott minecraft"

Aespir Skycotl in his usual "casual hand on hip" pose. I forgot to mention that his beard was braided in the last alt text, now it's loose with a simple tie at the bottom. His hair is also done up more casually, and now there's a diamond halo in front of his forehead. He's still wearing the Halloween antlers. He's 2earing a ragged dark cape, and a somber gray outfit that I sometimes wonder if it was inspired by Alan Watts.

Aespir Skycotl with his arms crossed. He wearing Halloween antlers, jedi-ish hair, a large loose jacket-like cape in cheerful blue and orange, and a comfy but well cut deep blue sleeveless outfit trimmed in gold.

Aespir Skycotl waving at a ruin from his apartment balcony.

A wizard finally losing his head. Seven years ago.

But nobody came.

Ye olde "guy pointing at his own reflection in accusation" meme.

My current meteor Buddha head PFP as it appears on bluesky.

A tracing of the wizard as a middle aged man, eyes glinting in deeper darkness.

A continued WIP tracing of my own face.

the start of a tracing of my own face.

My pfp interposed over a photo of myself with a cigarette dangling from my dirty mouth, so I kinda look like like my PFP is doing it too. Also our facial proportions aren't the same so it looks goofy.

A screenshot of autodesk sketchbook for android. A photo of one of your favorite wizards is on the left and on the right is his Buddha head meteor PFP he clipped from Battle Angel Alita that he's been using for the better part of a decade is on the right.

Don Quixote on his loyal steed.

An infinite thinker emoji. A yellow circle with a tiny face with three right hands rubbing its chin in thought.

Lancer declaring Queen his girldad, to Ralsei's confusion.

Ye olde "guy pointing accusatorially at a mirror meme.

the weird kid who uses "man" in scare quotes as an insult, once again demonstrating that he's just a fascist larping as a leftist.

The IPSN Tortuga. Looks like a giant bulky robot with a gun.

The wizard as a young mystic. He is wearing a wedding garter on his arm (still unmarried 20 years later, and also the wedding couple and I don't talk to each other anymore).

The wizard as a young mystic, smoking a cigarette in a restaurant.

a wizard with a captain's hat on his wizard bucket hat. he's pointing two fingers at you as if pointing at your eyes.

ICE on horseback hunting Haitian men for sport during the Biden era.

A Civ VI world's fair screen. I got a higher than second and third place (my big beefy allies) combined, who both stomped the other civs (the chumps who don't like me, one of whom I later devoured for funsies).

Utada covering her face, palm out.

Utada Hikaru extending a hand as she sings while the dancers continue to dance.

The dancers, dancing gracefully as fuck.

Utada singing on the dais as the dancers dance around her. Their tops are pink with oversized sleeves that flail when they dance, with maroon skirts and yellow belts with matching long head coverings that cover their faces.

Utada Hikaru continues to stand on the dais as dancers clad in pink appear.

Utada Hikaru lifting her hand in front of her face in preparation to sing a section of the song a guy might think about now and then for 20 years.

Utada stands on a dais at the center of the chamber, the architecture. There are large lattice windows through which white and blue scrim lightning can be see. that's a scrim or scrimlike, right? I was a drama kid but that was a quarter of a century ago and I've forgotten some of the terminology lol

View from above as Utada walks into a new chamber. More church-like brutalist architecture. The flooring has a large white and light blue floral pattern.

View from behind as she walks forward away from us towards the exit of the hallway of infinite drummers, which might not actually be infinite (coin flip odds). Brutalist columns in heavenly lighting, as well as the final bleachers of drummers, frame her.

She's walking fowards towards us, drummers doing their thing to her sides, her head tilted mid-shake as she sings whatever the Japanese lyrics are in place of "where fears and lies" are in the English version.