Cam the Friendly Wizard

@afriendlywizard.bsky.social

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Making cider and cider spreadsheets. My goal in life is to be a treasure for the crows. In the meantime, I am nervous. Seattle, WA. Certified Pommelier.

A burrito in tin foil with black sharpie on it that looks, undeniably, like it says gay.

“You died. You were accidentally lased to death by the important fish.” The combat log shows it hit me four times with a laser beam for 17 damage (I had 18 hit points.)

Perfectly cooked medium rare slices of prime rib, carved by an expert Old Country Buffet employee probably.

A screenshot of the movie Scanners: An unimaginably large ceramic or papier-mâché head with a dude walking in front of it

Bubblin’ away: onions, bay leaves, parsley, carrots, oxtail, red wine, chicken stock.