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Hand drawn flyer announcing a “fun sale” put on by “The Squad.” It reads, The Squad invites you to a fun sale with blind bags, squishier food, plants, and obviously FUN!Join us for our very first sale at harvest park August 9 at 5:30 pm. Hope you join us. There are hand drawn pictures of The Squad in the style of Power Puff girls. There is a picture of a burger and fries with the disclaimer: all items on poster are not for sale. There is another note that says all extra money will be donated. Under the drawing of The Squad it says, The squishy squad, the food squad, YOU name it!!
A woman’s hand with two gold wire rings. The first one says taco and the second says bell. There is a lighted Christmas tree in the background.
Me in a train station in Genova, Italy. Current temperature, a million degrees.
Stickers showing the mythical river dragon, lil’ Willy who lives in the Willamette River in Portland Oregon. The sticker shows the Tillikum Crossing bridge and some of the Portland skyline.
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are officially married! The pair tied the knot in a London ceremony earlier today, with Lipa wearing a Bianca Jagger style suit by Schiaparelli, which is "chef's kiss" perfect. Callum's suit is steel blue, double breasted, worn with a monochromatic matching shirt and tie all in the same color (so, monochromatic) with black shoes. Very handsome although I suspect the tailoring on the suit could have been a little better through the chest and arms as it seems a little baggy.
dark blue text on light blue background that says, I was at Trader JOe's this morning and the cashier told me that he pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.
A roadrunner hungrily looking through the window of my parent back patio.
My cat going into his cardboard Costco cat scratcher.
Cover of the book, “This Is How You Lose the Time War,” by Max Gladstone and Amal El-Mohtar with a red and blue bird.
A scene from the 2015 TV musical series, Galavant where the dwarves and giants have a war, but the dwarves are all above average height and the giants are all below average height, and so they are all just regular sized men.
Samantha "Sinatra" Redmond, played by Julianne Nicholson, is a tech billionaire and a powerful member of President Bradford's cabinet who funded the construction of Versailles on the Hulu show, “Paradise.”
a cartoon drawing by zoodraws (@zoodraws_comic) of a snail with a brown shell. The caption above the snail has this snail fact: "Snails can nap for 3 years when things get rough." The speech bubble coming out of the snail says, "Fifty bucks and I'll teach you how."
This is a picture of my friend walking through a tunnel on in Oceanside Oregon to Tunnel Beach. The tunnel is partially reinforced with concrete, and partially hewn from the rock cliffs. There is a "light at the end of the tunnel" effect as my friend walks toward the tunnel exit. The concrete walls have some graffiti, but past the graffiti you can definitely see the natural rock walls and opening at the end.
A display of lemon meringue pie flavored M&Ms.
A picture of my current grey sweater hoodie with the strings uneven.
A play program for the production of The Play That Goes Wrong.
A woman's hand putting a stack of postcards in a US Mailbox. The postcards say "We The People oppose unchecked federal police power. No Troops in cities without state approval. No ICE raids without a judicial warrant. Due Process for all including Non-citizens. The Constitution is Clear: Article VI & Amendments 4, 5 and 14.
Street art in Seattle’s hospital district showing an artist’s rendering of Alex Piretti dressed in scrubs helping up “Lady Justice” who has fallen to the ground.
The Minnesota resistance symbol, a loon with its wings spread curving upwards, pointing to a white 8-pointed star. The design fits into a circle and mirrors the Rebel Alliance logo from Star Wars.
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti "We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the 'hero' term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump's murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
The side of a white van that has the words “cry, cry, cry” in thick red loopy cursive with a pink drop shadow.
Screen shot of a post from Max Flugrath says, "when my brother was 3, I used to give him an xbox controller that wasn't plugged in but looked like it was, so he could pretend to play. FIFA doing the same thing to the president is wild. He is commenting on another post by Republicans Against Trump that shows a photo of trump getting super excited when a FIFA guy is presenting him with a made up peace award. The text of that post says, "In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just rec eived the new inaugural FIFA Peace Price. They literally invented a "peace prize" to keep him happy after he didn't receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond Parody."
A screen shot of a social media post with a graphic showing people carrying boxes into a house, as if it's moving day. The text at the top says "Zillow Wrapped" in Zillow's logo. And then the text box with the words, "you literally cannot afford any of these houses stop looking it's making us like super sad." The person who posted it says, "Anyone else get their Zillow Wrapped yet? Wtf"
From the social media account of Jonathan Edward Durham: Holiday baking tip #17: check to make sure you have all the ingredients you need, then take the most important one and hide it in your trunk, that way when things get overhwelming you can "run out to the store because you forgot something" and just go sit in the blessed solitude of your car for 25 minutes.
David Hasslehoff in his black Trans Am, KITT, from the TV show Knight Rider. He is climbing out the t-top roof while KITT is still driving.
A small roadside restaurant on the island of Tahiti called PizzBurger which also sold French tacos, which are nothing like tacos. There is outside seating. We took the tacos to a beach and ate them while some of us surfed.
A picture of a lovely, whimsical older woman on a beach in Kīhei, Maui. She is dressed in all yellow: yellow floral pants, yellow top, yellow hat with flowers, yellow flip flops, and a flowy yellow scarf. She also has a yellow “little chick” 🐥 purse that she told me was from Walmart and actually an Easter basket that she’d attached a long strap to. She is walking on the yellow sand against the blue backdrop of ocean and sky and is my new role model.
A bright orange bird of paradise. Gorgeous orange blooms on a green stem with large green leaves in the background.
Poppies from my garden. Of the two I’m the foreground, one is red with a black center and the other a bright pink. More red poppies are in the background.
A revolutionary style poster with a person in silhouette and a background of red and orange radiating lines. Several sub sandwiches are flying through the air. The text reads, Do you see the people yeet, yeeting the subs of angry men. It is the sandwich of a people who will never be slaves again.
A corner of my house with laminate flooring and lots of plants and my robot mop is stuck behind the plants in a corner.
A kid in a darth Vader mask, holding bagpipes, wearing a t shirt and kilt, pausing while riding a unicycle. He is dressed as Portland’s Unipiper. The screenshot is of a repost of the photo with comment from the Unipiper that says, “ Unipiper Oct 27, 2018 • © Who else still doesn't have a costume yet?? Here's an idea from @jelloblogger - just be The Unipiper!! Sadly, according to my wife, I'm not allowed to be the Unipiper for Halloween So let me know in the comments what you think I should be. Any help is appreciated!!”
6 to 7 women sitting in church pews shown from the back. One can assume they are wearing strapless bridesmaid dresses, and yet from behind, seated in the pew, no dress fabric is visible. They all look completely naked.
Picture of a swimming pool in the foreground, grass umbrellas in the middle ground, and the pacific ocean in the back ground. Carved wooden pillars frame the scene.
Me as Zoey with corn eyes from K Pop Demon Hunters.
A picture of a door and door jam that has been painted over many times, and yet is still a little chipped and shabby looiking. It has one of those sliding bolt locks, except the bolt has been broken off, and a Cheeto is being used in it's place. There is text in blue just above that says "le Louvre."
Me, dressed in a white bathrobe and white “yangmeori” towel with corn cob eyes that are shooting out popped corn from the movie k-pop demon hunters (it’s not just for kids, yo!) over my shoulder is the eye of the Derpy Tiger.
A picture of a 50-something, still very cool lady wearing sunglasses with cut outs of corn cobs over the lenses, covering her eyes.
A picture of a sign board at the store Trader Joe’s, that shows a new Frog character. Kids can look for in the store to get a lollipop. The frog’s name is Hoppi.
A photo of my dragon boat paddle with various stickers. The one features is a red square with the words “Will”, “Lamb,” and “it” stacked vertically. If you say those words in order, you say the name of the river. I’ve had teammates see my paddle while we are out on the Willamette River say, “what does will lamb it mean.” I just tell them to say it one more time and when they hear themselves they get it.
A display of little pots of cinnamon roll lip mask at Trader Joe’s. For a while I thought this was a nighttime beauty routine and I was not interested in adding an extra step. But I read the directions and it turns out it’s just lip balm. Sold!
A graphic of the iconic "White Stag" neon sign that is a longtime feature of Portland's waterfront. The sign has had various owners and slogans over the years, but currently, in real life, says, Portland, Oregon, Old town in an outline of the state of Oregon with a jumping white stag over the top. In this graphic, however, it features the outline of the state of oregon, the jumping white stag (with red nose, which is usually reserved for December) and the words, "Release the Epstein Files, Portland, Oregon."
A bunch of stars and probably galaxies and a cloudy blob in the middle that is the ghost nebula. I don’t think it looks like a ghost. Just a blob.
A picture from a dragon boat on Portland’s Willamette River as we pause near the Hawthorn bridge. The sun is setting behind the city skyline and the sky is a mix of orange, pink and yellow. Our boat isn’t full of paddlers. Usually there are 20 paddlers, but a few were missing on this spectacular evening.
A picture of a wooded dirt path lined by tall trees. The morning sun is filtered through the leaves of the trees. It’s a crisp, warm beautiful morning for a walk. These woods are just steps from my very suburban neighborhood.
Two panels of Carrie Browenstein on Portlandia in the Beet Sketch. In the first one she says, "911, what's your emergency? Are you able to breathe?" The person says, "yeah." Carrie replies, "Is it beets?" The caller replies, "yeah."
Test on a brick red background says, "My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files."
Me, holding a little figurine of Jesus in a white robe with a blue sash that says Jesus ❤️ you.
A pink poppy with a yellow center and a bee hovering just above the pollen-laden stamens.
White ceramic bowls with sculpted faces with cartoonish expressions. They look a bit like little imps. I found out after I left them behind that they are by a German ceramics maker called Fiftyeight and sell for about $25 a piece. I passed them up mostly becuase they don't stack neatly and because there's no way my husband would eat out of one of these.
A morning picture of a full moon setting behind some desert mountains. Silver green sage is in the foreground, a low profile brown, flat roof house is in the foreground as well. Sun hasn’t quite risen yet.
The almost-full moon rising behind a red rock mountain in Southern Utah.
The kiddie roller coaster at Oaks Park in Portland, Oregon circa 2015. Two very cute kids in the front car are having the time of their lives.
Red rock mountains lit up by the setting sun look like they are almost glowing. My mom says locals say, “the mountains are on fire” when this happens. The sky to the east is grey, but the setting sun on the mountains makes them pop with color. Grey-green sage and cactus are in the foreground.
Video of a lightning flash over a red rock mountain. Silvery green sage and cactus in the foreground. Dark cloudy skies in the background.
Photo of Crater Lake in Oregon at the Watchman Observation Point. Stunningly blue water, Wizard island and some white tufted wildflowers in the foreground on a sunny day.